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    Damn. Story checks out.

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    Two sides to every story guys, dont rush to judgement here.
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    When I look at it, it seems that somebody else cut off his dick, and that he just made a snap judgement to jump out of the window to kill himself. If he is the one who cut his own dick off, he must have been on bath salts or something.

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    Definitely no one threw him out the window tho. After chopping off his dick.

    Of that we can be sure.

     
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    Protect yo junk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Definitely no one threw him out the window tho. After chopping off his dick.

    Of that we can be sure.
    But cutting the dick off to me is the finishing move, anything you do to the guy after that just distracts him from the dick loss or puts him out of misery. I hope he gets better with or without his dick and capitalizes on his new infamy
    Last edited by Shadolph_Titler; 04-16-2014 at 07:06 PM.

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    He sure got big balls to attempt suicide by cock cut off.


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    half expected a Matisyahu self-circumcision joke when I clicked on this thread

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    Last edited by Shadolph_Titler; 04-16-2014 at 07:28 PM.

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    this thread will be better at chimpout.com Someone find and link here please.

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    If Obama had a son...

     
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    Bad Weed or Bad Pussy?

    He probably had a fight with some ho, but he showed her and chopped his dick off.

    He should get a sex change and change his rap name to Phoney Pussy.



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    For cereal? is this srsly sirius? I really want to know what he was thinking what he made the chop

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Two sides to every story guys, dont rush to judgement here.

    Im holding out for a report from teh BBC

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    I'm sure this is all just a big misunderstanding.

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    He's still got a bigger dick than blaaaaake

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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    He's still got a bigger dick than blaaaaake
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