Crowe Diddley, congrats, you win the first ever "Best 408mike Troll"

[408Mike]

You guys that troll me see my new sig? Crowe Diddley is this months "Best 408mike Troll" for his clever remark toward me with a very written and biblicaly inspired post.

As the first winner he sets the bar pretty damn high, if you want your name stapled on my account for 30 days expect to be up against stiff competition. I expect the very best!

It's open for anyone to win, just be the best damn asshole I've seen the month prior and enjoy the fame. I respect intelligence, what I look for in a winner is a dig aimed to hit at a more personal level, something that reads easy but stings at least a little. Stupid troll posts or ones that are repetitive, like copy and pasting scammer 100 times, are not going to win, I have seen and expect better.

I will hold tenacity/vision into consideration. Which is to say, should you bomb me with something repetiive and do so all month and actualy either get me to crack or at least impress me for the sheer lack of personal life you must endure to be so good at being bad, you may win, most likely only during a slow mont though.

New winner picked monthly, I will be the judge the best part is- new winner picked every month, guaranted. Meaning some asshole will get to bask in glory across this site and donkdown.com for a full 30 days. If everyone sucks that month, at my discretion I reserve the right to go back and use a previous months winning quote, but every month something will be there. If you fancy yourself as talented as Sonatine you might well blow the whole world away and be permanently attached. I do reserve the right to declare a winner unchallengable and consider the contest over for good. It's hard to be that good, but I'm always looking for talent and who knows what can happen.

Next winner announced 5/25/12

good luck and happy trolling!

[RichardBrodiesCombover.]

[Muck Ficon]

Honest question Mike. Have you been drinking a lot lately?

[408Mike]

See but that's a lighthearted dingdinger, its not, like, ouch, I actually winced for a second, you see the diff I hope.

See the beauty of this is a dig can be done so many ways that a picture like this MIGHT actually work.

More likely though, you would need a post both funny and humours and still a bit personal like crowe to have any chance. Some real talent out there folks, and my ass is a great big white target, it's not going to be easy, but nothing worth doing ever is, or so "they" say.

[Bootsy Collins]

Mike. It's Crowe Diddly. There is no e between the l and y.

[408Mike]

Honest question Mike. Have you been drinking a lot lately?

Not at all, and at the moment completely sober and just finished dinner. I am relaxing online, little time to kill, and inspiration struck.

So down to business- Weak effort, even for you (and that's saying a LOT)

You can do much better and everyone loves a long shot, so good luck in the future.

[RichardBrodiesCombover.]

Mike. It's Crowe Diddly. There is no e between the l and y.

Mike has bigger things to worry about....

[Muck Ficon]

See but that's a lighthearted dingdinger, its not, like, ouch, I actually winced for a second, you see the diff I hope.

See the beauty of this is a dig can be done so many ways that a picture like this MIGHT actually work.

More likely though, you would need a post both funny and humours and still a bit personal like crowe to have any chance. Some real talent out there folks, and my ass is a great big white target, it's not going to be easy, but nothing worth doing ever is, or so "they" say.

You don't get it. I wasn't trying to be funny or win some stupid contest you came up with.

[DRK Star]

How frequently will this contest be held?

[408Mike]

Mike. It's Crowe Diddly. There is no e between the l and y.

snap, nice catch!
fixed

[Bootsy Collins]

How frequently will this contest be held?

Maybe we should put it on bracketgeek.com

[RichardBrodiesCombover.]

How frequently will this contest be held?

Maybe we should put it on bracketgeek.com

Azzclown gonna run this contest

[408Mike]

How frequently will this contest be held?

Now you know I said every 30 days, but there are some WICKED talents out there, potentially too much for consideration in a 30 period, and thus I may consider bi-monthly or weekly, depending on how you folks feel (and dd of course, and boris and skatz)

Not going any more often than that, because the higher friquency means less air time for the winner, and I want the most motivation possible here, so idk yet what it's going to be.

If anyone wants the winner done daily or something talk to mods and see if they'll do the sig change themselves as I am only have so much time during the day etc. I'm open to anything that sounds like it'll work and be funny though.

[Crowe Diddly]

Thanks, Mike, and God bless you.

[408Mike]

How frequently will this contest be held?

Maybe we should put it on bracketgeek.com

oh stop, if it was your site you'd be shamlessly plugging away just the same.

and speaking of bracket geek it's high time to get another best poster award running for pfa, though keeping the return of wrenchjockey on DD in mind that contest should be widened to at least the two communities. I'd personally include Skatz but then you guys would have to spend time getting to know the writing styles to understand a lot of the humour. They're awesome though, to say the least. Boris I think is like donkdown but with a extra servings of old nwp and neverstop added in so you could make a case for adding boris, I don't see many standouts, for sure you won't find a standout that posts soley on boris and would be worth adding. The top talent seems to post on at least 2 sites.

[Ricky]

While I am aware that online persona's are often ever-evolving, you can chalk me up as another forum member that is wondering if Mikes been drinking or drugging.....or having some stuff happening behind the scenes thats affecting his posts as of late.

I have never trolled Mike, I hope this simple observation does not make his contest.

[Baron Von Strucker]

GG Crowe

You dam bastard

[abrown83]

While I am aware that online persona's are often ever-evolving, you can chalk me up as another forum member that is wondering if Mikes been drinking or drugging.....or having some stuff happening behind the scenes thats affecting his posts as of late.

I have never trolled Mike, I hope this simple observation does not make his contest.

Another non troll, you know I like you Mike but I have been wondering if you are drinking or on drugs lately as well.

[zealanddonk]

I usually only read Mike's posts about Heeb [hella ninja stars pamphlet delivery was probably the best] and I concur, it really seems Mike has decided to micon his life up totally.

[gauchojake]

It's either Adderall or speed.