You guys that troll me see my new sig? Crowe Diddley is this months "Best 408mike Troll" for his clever remark toward me with a very written and biblicaly inspired post.
As the first winner he sets the bar pretty damn high, if you want your name stapled on my account for 30 days expect to be up against stiff competition. I expect the very best!
It's open for anyone to win, just be the best damn asshole I've seen the month prior and enjoy the fame. I respect intelligence, what I look for in a winner is a dig aimed to hit at a more personal level, something that reads easy but stings at least a little. Stupid troll posts or ones that are repetitive, like copy and pasting scammer 100 times, are not going to win, I have seen and expect better.
I will hold tenacity/vision into consideration. Which is to say, should you bomb me with something repetiive and do so all month and actualy either get me to crack or at least impress me for the sheer lack of personal life you must endure to be so good at being bad, you may win, most likely only during a slow mont though.
New winner picked monthly, I will be the judge the best part is- new winner picked every month, guaranted. Meaning some asshole will get to bask in glory across this site and donkdown.com for a full 30 days. If everyone sucks that month, at my discretion I reserve the right to go back and use a previous months winning quote, but every month something will be there. If you fancy yourself as talented as Sonatine you might well blow the whole world away and be permanently attached. I do reserve the right to declare a winner unchallengable and consider the contest over for good. It's hard to be that good, but I'm always looking for talent and who knows what can happen.
Next winner announced 5/25/12
good luck and happy trolling!