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    Add Me to the List of People Tiger Woods Has Fucked in the Ass

    I made a fairly large bet that Tiger Woods would win zero majors this year. But if he doesn't start the Masters, it's no action. So of course today he announces he's having surgery and is out of the Masters.

    FML

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    I made a fairly large bet that Tiger Woods would win zero majors this year. But if he doesn't start the Masters, it's no action. So of course today he announces he's having surgery and is out of the Masters.

    FML
    That blows because that should be have been a lock

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    All this black on black crime it's terrible mate.

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    Are you sure your bet specifies that he has to start the Masters? Or just that he has to start a major? I heard this very subject brought up on a podcast and they said most futures bets had either no stipulations or just that he had to play one of the four. Sucks you got that one.

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    Its a push right?

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    6 years ago, I destroyed my back trying to smash a drive onto a green on a par 4. Disc exploded, crushed the nerve and I had to have the surgery Tiger is getting.


    Im going to guess that if they just removed bone, he might be ok. If they cut up his disc too, he might not ever win again. I've had that surgery now twice on my L5 and Im afraid to even twist.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    6 years ago, I destroyed my back trying to smash a drive onto a green on a par 4. Disc exploded, crushed the nerve and I had to have the surgery Tiger is getting.


    Im going to guess that if they just removed bone, he might be ok. If they cut up his disc too, he might not ever win again. I've had that surgery now twice on my L5 and Im afraid to even twist.


    u should pm him.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by lewfather View Post
    Its a push right?
    Yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    6 years ago, I destroyed my back trying to smash a drive onto a green on a par 4. Disc exploded, crushed the nerve and I had to have the surgery Tiger is getting.


    Im going to guess that if they just removed bone, he might be ok. If they cut up his disc too, he might not ever win again. I've had that surgery now twice on my L5 and Im afraid to even twist.
    You suffered injury during back swing.

    More likely he suffered injury on the sex swing in his dungeon.

     
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    somebody needs to post the bangbros chicks he indeed did fuck in the ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    somebody needs to post the bangbros chicks he indeed did fuck in the ass
    NSFW. Tiger seems to have Bill Clinton's terrible taste in women. Joslyn James
     








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