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    Women should be absolutely ashamed of menstruation, its absolutely disgusting.

    Children piss and shit themselves right and left. Why? Because they had not learned to control those functions of course. Women should take the time to learn how to properly clench their loose vaginas so when they hit puberty, they don't need to saunter around with fucking diapers and buttplugs in their pussies (and lets be real, those are exactly what all feminine "hygiene" products are).

    Think about it; if you're an adult and you flounce about, shitting and pissing yourself while doing the shopping or walking your dog, the verdict would be swift and entirely well deserved; severe mental illness, alzheimers, retardation, some combintation of the three.

    Oh but wait, you're a woman? Ohhhh ok cool you get a pass.

    The fuck is that?

    Women are just fucking lazy. You shat yourself until you learned to control your asshole, so how about you spend a weekend learning how to properly control your vagina so you can hold in your menstral blood until you can get to a toilet? Tampons should be training devices, not fucking solutions.

    And I have news for you ladies; men know you're all pampered, incompetent children. We know. We know that you claim to believe that bleeding is the thing that makes you adult women when in fact most of you never grow up at all. We laugh at you the same way we laugh at mentally handicapped children who have to wear diapers to school. And if we didn't laugh, we felt pity and/or abject disgust.

    So, ladies. Don't listen to all these adult-children who tell you it's perfectly okay to spew blood from your cunt past the age of 16. Because it is the opposite of ok. You can control how you shit, you can control how you piss, now control how you bleed.

    Get with the fucking program.

     
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    All women that menstruate are lesbians.

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    As long as they are doing it with men, as intended by nature.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    lol at sonny the gay masturbator negging me.

    youre so fucking obvious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Children piss and shit themselves right and left. Why? Because they had not learned to control those functions of course. Women should take the time to learn how to properly clench their loose vaginas so when they hit puberty, they don't need to saunter around with fucking diapers and buttplugs in their pussies (and lets be real, those are exactly what all feminine "hygiene" products are).

    Think about it; if you're an adult and you flounce about, shitting and pissing yourself while doing the shopping or walking your dog, the verdict would be swift and entirely well deserved; severe mental illness, alzheimers, retardation, some combintation of the three.

    Oh but wait, you're a woman? Ohhhh ok cool you get a pass.

    The fuck is that?

    Women are just fucking lazy. You shat yourself until you learned to control your asshole, so how about you spend a weekend learning how to properly control your vagina so you can hold in your menstral blood until you can get to a toilet? Tampons should be training devices, not fucking solutions.

    And I have news for you ladies; men know you're all pampered, incompetent children. We know. We know that you claim to believe that bleeding is the thing that makes you adult women when in fact most of you never grow up at all. We laugh at you the same way we laugh at mentally handicapped children who have to wear diapers to school. And if we didn't laugh, we felt pity and/or abject disgust.

    So, ladies. Don't listen to all these adult-children who tell you it's perfectly okay to spew blood from your cunt past the age of 16. Because it is the opposite of ok. You can control how you shit, you can control how you piss, now control how you bleed.

    Get with the fucking program.
    Send me you email, this place gonna go donkdown, and ima gonna sit on your fucking face on my heaviest flow day.
    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Children piss and shit themselves right and left. Why? Because they had not learned to control those functions of course. Women should take the time to learn how to properly clench their loose vaginas so when they hit puberty, they don't need to saunter around with fucking diapers and buttplugs in their pussies (and lets be real, those are exactly what all feminine "hygiene" products are).

    Think about it; if you're an adult and you flounce about, shitting and pissing yourself while doing the shopping or walking your dog, the verdict would be swift and entirely well deserved; severe mental illness, alzheimers, retardation, some combintation of the three.

    Oh but wait, you're a woman? Ohhhh ok cool you get a pass.

    The fuck is that?

    Women are just fucking lazy. You shat yourself until you learned to control your asshole, so how about you spend a weekend learning how to properly control your vagina so you can hold in your menstral blood until you can get to a toilet? Tampons should be training devices, not fucking solutions.

    And I have news for you ladies; men know you're all pampered, incompetent children. We know. We know that you claim to believe that bleeding is the thing that makes you adult women when in fact most of you never grow up at all. We laugh at you the same way we laugh at mentally handicapped children who have to wear diapers to school. And if we didn't laugh, we felt pity and/or abject disgust.

    So, ladies. Don't listen to all these adult-children who tell you it's perfectly okay to spew blood from your cunt past the age of 16. Because it is the opposite of ok. You can control how you shit, you can control how you piss, now control how you bleed.

    Get with the fucking program.
    Send me you email, this place gonna go donkdown, and ima gonna sit on your fucking face on my heaviest flow day.
    Lol @ split still having periods


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    Quote Originally Posted by RealTalk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post

    Send me you email, this place gonna go donkdown, and ima gonna sit on your fucking face on my heaviest flow day.
    Lol @ split still having periods

    I burned all my rep in the other thread. I owe you one on the new PokerToddAlert.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by RealTalk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post

    Send me you email, this place gonna go donkdown, and ima gonna sit on your fucking face on my heaviest flow day.
    Lol @ split still having periods

    Every month like clockwork, this has already been established.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
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    Lol @ split still having periods

    Every month like clockwork, this has already been established.
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    Kris kardashian still gets hers and she is in her 60s, im 54, its happening dude. Children of the corn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Children piss and shit themselves right and left. Why? Because they had not learned to control those functions of course. Women should take the time to learn how to properly clench their loose vaginas so when they hit puberty, they don't need to saunter around with fucking diapers and buttplugs in their pussies (and lets be real, those are exactly what all feminine "hygiene" products are).

    Think about it; if you're an adult and you flounce about, shitting and pissing yourself while doing the shopping or walking your dog, the verdict would be swift and entirely well deserved; severe mental illness, alzheimers, retardation, some combintation of the three.

    Oh but wait, you're a woman? Ohhhh ok cool you get a pass.

    The fuck is that?

    Women are just fucking lazy. You shat yourself until you learned to control your asshole, so how about you spend a weekend learning how to properly control your vagina so you can hold in your menstral blood until you can get to a toilet? Tampons should be training devices, not fucking solutions.

    And I have news for you ladies; men know you're all pampered, incompetent children. We know. We know that you claim to believe that bleeding is the thing that makes you adult women when in fact most of you never grow up at all. We laugh at you the same way we laugh at mentally handicapped children who have to wear diapers to school. And if we didn't laugh, we felt pity and/or abject disgust.

    So, ladies. Don't listen to all these adult-children who tell you it's perfectly okay to spew blood from your cunt past the age of 16. Because it is the opposite of ok. You can control how you shit, you can control how you piss, now control how you bleed.

    Get with the fucking program.
    Send me you email, this place gonna go donkdown, and ima gonna sit on your fucking face on my heaviest flow day.
    You are gonna be guzzling so much blood your anemia will be corrected.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Children piss and shit themselves right and left. Why? Because they had not learned to control those functions of course. Women should take the time to learn how to properly clench their loose vaginas so when they hit puberty, they don't need to saunter around with fucking diapers and buttplugs in their pussies (and lets be real, those are exactly what all feminine "hygiene" products are).

    Think about it; if you're an adult and you flounce about, shitting and pissing yourself while doing the shopping or walking your dog, the verdict would be swift and entirely well deserved; severe mental illness, alzheimers, retardation, some combintation of the three.

    Oh but wait, you're a woman? Ohhhh ok cool you get a pass.

    The fuck is that?

    Women are just fucking lazy. You shat yourself until you learned to control your asshole, so how about you spend a weekend learning how to properly control your vagina so you can hold in your menstral blood until you can get to a toilet? Tampons should be training devices, not fucking solutions.

    And I have news for you ladies; men know you're all pampered, incompetent children. We know. We know that you claim to believe that bleeding is the thing that makes you adult women when in fact most of you never grow up at all. We laugh at you the same way we laugh at mentally handicapped children who have to wear diapers to school. And if we didn't laugh, we felt pity and/or abject disgust.

    So, ladies. Don't listen to all these adult-children who tell you it's perfectly okay to spew blood from your cunt past the age of 16. Because it is the opposite of ok. You can control how you shit, you can control how you piss, now control how you bleed.

    Get with the fucking program.
    Send me you email, this place gonna go donkdown, and ima gonna sit on your fucking face on my heaviest flow day.
    Can I get in on that?

     
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    That was then, this is now, over at end of fiffyfive.

    You Dems are a bunch of rubes. When I said condoms are for pussies, I meant they are 4 pussies. Doh double meaning dumdums.

    Since you were the rubiest of rubes, had to fuck wich y’all.

    Quit being so Sheeple.

    So date lasted longer than I thought it would. Conversation was easy and interesting. Ended with him pulling me in for a hug and I allowed a cheek kiss. Midnight text was sweet.

    To be continued....
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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