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    I met the man of my life last night

    It just so happens the best Guinness bar in town has another feature.

    Minding my own business, at the bar, and a smooth talker shows up.

    Maybe the most interesting conversation I've ever had.

    It did not dawn on me (not a euphemism) until now.



    I think I'll be alright, just a little confused

     
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    Did he cum in your mouth?
    BALLIN'!!

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    What is going on?

    Dom"T get ME wrong it was grEAT, WE DID HUG....but still. or BUTT stilL

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    Not taking this down

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    ToP 5ive aLl tIme

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    So limitles is gay now?

    Bound to happen sooner or later

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    no tellen what a man could do after a few ice cold Guinness



    glad to here your enjoyed life...
    all hail Hydra



    Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Von Strucker View Post
    no tellen what a man could do after a few ice cold Guinness



    glad to here your enjoyed life...
    these guys fooled everyone...

    all hail Hydra



    Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.

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    listing a few beers better than guinness:

    bud
    bud light
    miller
    miller lite
    coors
    coors light
    natural light
    pabst blue ribbon
    hamms
    schlitz
    cooks

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    listing a few beers better than guinness:

    bud
    bud light
    miller
    miller lite
    coors
    coors light
    natural light
    pabst blue ribbon
    hamms
    schlitz
    cooks
    Miller genuine draft
    Miller highline
    Coors Banquets
    Michelob
    Michelob Amberbock
    Michelobe ultra
    Reds apple ale
    All Sam Adam's nearly
    Becks
    Corona
    Stella Artois
    It ranks low for me too zap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    listing a few beers better than guinness:

    bud
    bud light
    miller
    miller lite
    coors
    coors light
    natural light
    pabst blue ribbon
    hamms
    schlitz
    cooks
    Good list for “the worst beers ever” nominations there. The top half of the list anyway, haven’t tried some in the bottom half

    Guinness is God

     
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    BALLIN'!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    listing a few beers better than guinness:

    bud
    bud light
    miller
    miller lite
    coors
    coors light
    natural light
    pabst blue ribbon
    hamms
    schlitz
    cooks

    This Gringo has a shitty taste in Beer!
    En boca cerrada, no entran moscas

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    It just so happens the best Guinness bar in town has another feature.

    Minding my own business, at the bar, and a smooth talker shows up.

    Maybe the most interesting conversation I've ever had.

    It did not dawn on me (not a euphemism) until now.



    I think I'll be alright, just a little confused

    Didn't know Christopher Mitchell was in Canada.
    En boca cerrada, no entran moscas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    listing a few beers better than guinness:

    bud
    bud light
    miller
    miller lite
    coors
    coors light
    natural light
    pabst blue ribbon
    hamms
    schlitz
    cooks

    This Gringo has a shitty taste in Beer!
    Truer words have never been spoken.

    He should have said Stone Brewing’s Smoked Porter is way better than Guinness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post


    This Gringo has a shitty taste in Beer!
    Truer words have never been spoken.

    He should have said Stone Brewing’s Smoked Porter is way better than Guinness.

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    Never tried that one. Stone makes alot of great beers. Recently tried their "Patio Magic Double" IPA and it did not disappoint. Also their seasonal release "Enjoy by 4/20/23" Hazy IPA is pretty damn good as well.
    En boca cerrada, no entran moscas

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    i will drink any of those fancy beers gladly but the best form of beer for mass consumption is cheap american water beer. i've only ever had one beer that i didn't like, and it was the Cranberry Lambic from the sam adams holiday pack. but if you gave me 12 of those right now I would still drink them because i'm cool

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    i will drink any of those fancy beers gladly but the best form of beer for mass consumption is cheap american water beer. i've only ever had one beer that i didn't like, and it was the Cranberry Lambic from the sam adams holiday pack. but if you gave me 12 of those right now I would still drink them because i'm cool
    the world disagrees with
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