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    Cool Sex Study - How Long Can You Go For?

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    WASHINGTON -- They say love is eternal - sex, not so much.
    According to Euripedes, "He is not a lover who does not love forever."
    Clearly the Greek playwright isn't talking about sex. At least not around here.


    A not-very-scientific ranking of states determined those that have the longest and shortest duration of sex.

    Topping the list, by a large margin is New Mexico, where an act of love lasts just over 7 minutes, according to Nerve, an online magazine dedicated to sex, relationships and culture.


    The data comes from Spreadsheets, a sex activity app that promises to "track your performance between the sheets."
    The app monitors the users' movement and audio levels, using the phone's accelerometer and microphone.

    How do we rank around here?

    Honestly? Not great.


    Maryland is number 16 in the country, with a duration of 3 minutes 15 seconds. The Old Line State has a little old man in it.
    While the slogan reads "Virginia is for lovers," apparently love is very fleeting. Virginia ranks number 37, with a duration of 2 minutes 23 seconds.
    And, while things take forever to get accomplished on Capitol Hill, love gets done very fast in the District of Columbia. D.C. is ranked number 45, with a duration of 2 minutes 8 seconds.


    Alaska limps in at number 51, with an apologetic 1 minute 21 seconds.
    Here's the entire list:



    Ranking State - (Duration)
    1 New Mexico - (7:01)
    2 West Virginia - (5:38)
    3 Idaho - (5:11)
    4 South Carolina - (4:48)
    5 Missouri - (4:22)
    6 Michigan -(4:14)
    7 Utah - (3:55)
    8 Oregon - (3:51)
    9 Nebraska - (3:47)
    10 Alabama - (3:38)
    11 Delaware - (3:33)
    12 Hawaii - (3:28)
    13 Wisconsin - (3:22)
    14 North Dakota - (3:18)
    15 Arizona - (3:17)
    16 Maryland - (3:15)
    17 Mississippi - (3:10)
    18 Rhode Island - (3:09)
    19 Connecticut - (3:07)
    20 Texas - (3:06)
    21 New Hampshire - (3:04)
    22 Wyoming - (3:03)
    23 New York - (3:01)
    24 Pennsylvania - (2:58)
    25 Maine - (2:58)
    26 Washington - (2:51)
    27 Iowa - (2:50)
    28 Illinois - (2:49)
    29 North Carolina - (2:47)
    30 Tennessee - (2:46)
    31 Kansas - (2:38)
    32 California - (2:38)
    33 Massachusetts - (2:31)
    34 Florida - (2:29)
    35 New Jersey - (2:28)
    36 Indiana - (2:26)
    37 Virginia - (2:23)
    38 Oklahoma - (2:21)
    39 Colorado - (2:21)
    40 Minnesota - (2:19)
    41 Ohio - (2:18)
    42 Louisiana - (2:17)
    43 Kentucky - (2:14)
    44 Arkansas - (2:08)
    45 District of Columbia - (2:08)
    46 Nevada - (2:07)
    47 Georgia - (2:07)
    48 Montana - (2:03)
    49 Vermont - (1:48)
    50 South Dakota - (1:30)
    51 Alaska - (1:21)
    Would I be the only one calling bullshit on these numbers? Need women to confirm or deny this since the length of any act of intercourse is determined by the male. By those numbers I would call that a 'one pump dump'.

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    No one asked me. I would have helped NJ's number.
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    Nope. Way too long IMO

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    Honestly, the quicker the better. I've got other stuff to do. Who wants to have sex for 30 minutes?
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    Those numbers seem way too short.

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    If those times were mandatory, I would be physically incapable of finishing in most states.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Honestly, the quicker the better. I've got other stuff to do. Who wants to have sex for 30 minutes?
    Me. 30 minutes is just the foreplay bro. Of course I have no idea how it works for gays.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Honestly, the quicker the better. I've got other stuff to do. Who wants to have sex for 30 minutes?
    If I could cut my activities down to having sex and eating bacon cheeseburgers, and that were sustainable, I would easily cut my activities down to having sex and eating bacon cheeseburgers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Henry Highbrow View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Honestly, the quicker the better. I've got other stuff to do. Who wants to have sex for 30 minutes?
    If I could cut my activities down to having sex and eating bacon cheeseburgers, and that were sustainable, I would easily cut my activities down to having sex and eating bacon cheeseburgers.
    Alternate pizza in with the cheeseburgers and then you'd have something.

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    All night if I'm on some good old school E.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Honestly, the quicker the better. I've got other stuff to do. Who wants to have sex for 30 minutes?

    A woman.

     
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    What age are all these people they interviewed? 18??? I know at that age I could fire off much quicker if I wanted and recovery was much faster for the next round but even then without the control you gain as you get older I could last much longer then the top time of a measly 7 minutes.

    If I felt I was about to explode I could catch myself before it was too late and stop for a few seconds then go at it again but also pacing yourself was important. When going back for seconds in my younger years I had way more control as a lot of people do.

    Once you get older you will generally last longer unless you haven't busted a nut in any form for several days.

    Without knowing the average age they surveyed this study is irrelevant. I find it rather odd these are the numbers this place gathered from the results because the fact is over half of men will lie about their sexual abilities (at least to some extent) and these times are so low it makes you wonder if they went with the rule of three.

    New Mexico has a lot of butt ugly mutts so it don't surprise me that guys take longer to finish off against less attractive women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps View Post
    All night if I'm on some good old school E.


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    Anybody notice that this was based on the results of a phone app called 'Spreadsheets' that you sit on your bed while you do it?

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    Weeeeeeeeeee!! Made the final table in the 7 seat!

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    Missouri holding strong in the top 5. I blame it on all the cornfed heifers. Thank fuck I live in a college town.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Honestly, the quicker the better. I've got other stuff to do. Who wants to have sex for 30 minutes?


    I've got way more important shit to do then have sex. When I was 18 all I could think about was sex and now I think of all the shit I have to get done. My girlfriend asked me once what I was thinking about while we were doing it. She likes honesty so I had to tell her I was thinking about how much I like beets and how pissed I was they took the prunes off the red rock buffet

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    Quote Originally Posted by lvpkr1009 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Honestly, the quicker the better. I've got other stuff to do. Who wants to have sex for 30 minutes?


    I've got way more important shit to do then have sex. When I was 18 all I could think about was sex and now I think of all the shit I have to get done. My girlfriend asked me once what I was thinking about while we were doing it. She likes honesty so I had to tell her I was thinking about how much I like beets and how pissed I was they took the prunes off the red rock buffet

    The old saying goes: 'The only time a man isn't thinking about sex, is when he is doing it.' To hold off, I have a tendency to count reps, like as if I was working out.

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    These times are hilarious. The BEST state averages 7 minutes?

    Alaska averages 81 seconds?

    I do think that perhaps these numbers are low because the app users are likely young guys, and young guys are notoriously bad with being able to last long.

    The difference between how long I could last 20 years ago and today is staggering. In fact, today I can pretty much control exactly how long I last, whereas it took real effort not to be a two-pump-chump at age 20. I have heard that this is a very common change as men age -- one of the few positive physical changes you get from aging.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Honestly, the quicker the better. I've got other stuff to do. Who wants to have sex for 30 minutes?
    Men in your age group, usually.

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