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    REPUTATION WARS!

    Yep I slammed muck byron or whatever his name is with -rep. And promise to slam those in the future who level -rep at me. I will take a special interest in seeing that user suffer at a 10 to 1 hit.

    So if you want a rep war bring it on.

    This web site is a more modern version of the same web site I owned some years ago. So I'm not a rookie using it and knowing how it works. And dispite my age I'm pretty good in finding things out. So I'll tell a story here like I like to do.

    I had this user at my site named Nazimick. And mick was a b#stard the likes of one ever seen. Just went on about me and my family and ten times worse than Marty (Jewdonk) has ever been to Druff. So one day I said this is enough and I'm really going to f#ck with this dude. And how to do that? Why of course his password. And yeppers I had it within several minutes.

    Next

    I take the avatar I have now and it suddenly becomes his. His posts suddenly go from Nazi tp Commie. But is that enough?

    No

    I type his name into this search and find out every web site he goes to. And yep he uses the same password at each place. lol as it was such a field day for me with Nazimick. Even changed his e-mail at those places too.

    Now people say I was mean when I did that. Was I? Well till this day I still don't feel bad about it.

    Now I don't intend to do that here but I do have the tech skills to do it.

    In ending I want to say I know I'm old and a grump. Get used to it because I won't be the last one you'll meet. You respect me and I'll respect you. And finally and really at my age I only want peace.

    Sonny

     
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      Belly Buster: taking rep too seriously rep btw rep wars are not allowed
      
      garrett: Sonnys peace
      
      JUSTIFIEDhomicide: old man tilt! Reminds me of movie Nebraska
      
      Baron Von Strucker: Muck ficon is a fucking cock sucker troll
      
      SrslySirius: *giggling*
      
      simpdog: you lost the battle and the war old man
      
      Muck Ficon: Lol epic tilt
      
      big dick:
      
      BetCheckBet: for stirring things up
      
      ftpjesus: And I thought my tilt on Mason was bad enough.

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    Please hack our passwords here. I think I can speak for Druff when I say he would thank you for pointing out a flaw in his security system.
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    Belly Buster made my list

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    Belly Buster: taking rep too seriously rep btw rep wars are not allowed


    garrett: Sonnys peace


    JUSTIFIEDhomicide: old man tilt! Reminds me of movie Nebraska


    Baron Von Strucker: Muck ficon is a fucking cock sucker troll

    Listen to what Sgt. Barnes has to say at 6 minutes 15 seconds. Belly Buster will suffer.


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    Anyone who abuses the rep system to intentionally neg-rep people they dislike will lose their ability to give rep.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Anyone who abuses the rep system to intentionally neg-rep people they dislike will lose their ability to give rep.
    Pretty stern but I will obey my Fuhrer

    HEIL TODD!

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    P.S. How about that porn picture by varys? Now that's a reason for some kind of punishment.

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    Dear Sonny...

     



     
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      superallah: you got me good.

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    least it isn't two guys sucking eachother off

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    Druff,

    Please stop with the porn on this site. Even if it is disguised as a spoiler tag there is no place for it. It's been getting out of hand in the last week.

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    I think that it's time for a new worst poster tournament. Is Stat Clash still up and running?

    Edit: Hockey Guy is right. I was thinking of Bracket Geek. I guess that gets me at least a 4 seed in the standings.

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    Garrett was nervous as he slowly walked home from his bus stop, kicking stones
    and biding his time so he could have as much time outside the house as
    possible. His Dad had been acting...weird lately. Normally, he was a
    stereotypical white-collar businessman. Clean, never any scruff, fresh
    pressed suits, colorful ties that aren't too colorful. He was a good Dad
    too, very kind and giving, if not a little busy and distant. But recently
    he'd been cutting loose a little bit, spending more time around the
    house. Any other time, Garrett would have been ecstatic to spend more time
    with his Dad, but Dad had been...weird. Yeah. Weird.

    He'd been really affectionate lately, with lots of hugs and back pats and
    head ruffles, which was great, but also a big difference from how he
    usually was. And it wasn't just a little more time he'd been spending at
    home, but a lot. He worked from his home office, yeah, but he was always
    ready to talk and do something the second Garrett came home from school, and
    the teen was used to having a few hours by himself to do homework and
    relax.

    What was even weirder was that his Dad had also changed the way he
    dressed. He still wore suits when he went to the office, and dress clothes
    if they went out to dinner, but at home he'd become a lot more lax and
    started wearing stuff like compression shorts and boxers. Just compression
    shorts and boxers. And, yeah, it was September, it was hot out, so it's not
    like they were out of the ordinary, just unusual for his straight-laced
    Dad.

    The shorts wouldn't even be that weird by themselves, Garrett thought, if not
    for the fact that when he wasn't trying to spend time with Garrett, he was
    doing his new workout routine in their garage. Garrett had seen him work out a
    few times, and he was struck by how weird the routine was. He did some work
    on all his muscles, but spent a grand majority of the time doing squats and
    thrusts and other things that target a specific area of the body.

    Which is what made the shorts thing so weird! Because, and Garrett felt dirty
    for thinking this, but his Dad's ass had ballooned out recently. It looked
    like two big melon wedges shoved into the back of his tight underwear,
    jiggling around whenever he walked, and sticking farther out than any ass
    had the right to poke out whenever he stood around and tried to engage Garrett
    in conversation.

    It was so big and luscious that Garrett had started having uncontrollable
    erections whenever his Dad was jiggling that fat ass around the
    house. That, too, wouldn't have been so bad, if not for his Dad's new
    schedule. Garrett was a healthy 13 year old boy, and he popped a boner at
    everything, so it wasn't too mortifying that his Dad's ass made him hard,
    as long as he didn't think too much about it. He was used to spending some
    alone time after school, but it had been impossible to find any. His Dad
    was there when he got home from school, he was in the bathroom whenever he
    showered saying it was the perfect time for him to look at the water pipes
    or shave, he even checked on him at night, saying he was just looking for
    monsters in his bed or closet! Garrett couldn't find any time to himself, and
    it was driving him crazy!

    On top of everything, the house had also been smelling weird lately. He
    couldn't place it at all, and he had no idea where it was coming from, but
    it was distracting as hell, made it hard to get homework done. Garrett thought
    he'd found the source when he spied some weird stains on the couch
    cushions, but his Dad waved him off and said those were just beer
    stains. Since when did Dad drink beer! But it was true, the scent couldn't
    be coming from just the cushions, because Garrett could even smell it in his
    room. Must have been something in the air vents.

    So it wasn't any one thing that made Garrett almost scared to go home, but
    when everything snowballed together it was overwhelming. He gulped as he
    walked up his steps and onto the porch. He wondered what kind of Father/Son
    bonding he'd have to do today, and if it could be any worse when they
    played Wii Fit together and Garrett had to watch his Dad hula hoop and bend
    over and bounce, the thick bubble-butt right in his face.

    He steeled himself as he opened the door, still not used to not having to
    unlock it now that he has a mostly-stay-at-home Dad. The unknown scent
    practically bowls him over as he walks in. It was particularly strong
    today, for some reason.

    "Hey Dad, I'm home!" Garrett yelled out. He learned pretty early on to let his
    Dad know he was home and to wait for him respond, or else he'd walk in on
    him mid-squat and Garrett didn't think he could handle that twice.

    "Hey, buddy!" A jovial voice shouted from somewhere in the house. "I'm up
    in your room, I seem to have misplaced something and I can't for the life
    of me find."

    Huh, more weirdness. Garrett couldn't think of what it could be for the life
    of him either. Maybe he dropped something on his strange nightly check
    ups. The teen trudged up the stairs, hoping his Dad wouldn't want to do
    bonding in his room. It was nerve-wracking having your Father so close to
    where you hide all your cum-rags, even if you haven't used them in a while.

    Sure enough, the door to his room was open, when he usually left it
    closed. His Dad used to be good at respecting his privacy, but not so much
    anymore, which really sucked because Garrett was starting to be at the age
    when he needed it more than ever. He just hoped he could quickly help his
    Dad find whatever it is he lost and then push him out the door and
    hopefully take a nap or something. All those boners with no satisfaction
    was starting to wear him down.

    Garrett almost swallowed his tongue when he walked into his room and found his
    Dad kneeling on his bed on all fours, reaching one hand down the between
    the wall and bed while the other was braced against his pillows. He was
    keeping his chest low to the bed to reach farther down, but he must be too
    used to his squats because he was arching his back and his was sticking
    out. Not only that, but the compression shorts he was wearing must have
    sagged down before he bent over, because now half of his plump cheeks were
    showing. If they went any lower, Garrett would be able to see his Dad's
    butthole, something he had never even thought about before but was now
    dangerously close to meeting.

    Garrett's backpack hit the floor with a loud thud, though the boy was too
    shocked to notice. He was frozen as he stared at his Dad's huge, thick
    ass. It jiggled a bit as he Dad turned around to smirk at him.

    "Sorry for the bedroom intrusion sport, but I just can't find my pen." His
    Dad, Sonny, sighed.

    "A...pen?" His Dad was looking through his room wearing nothing but
    compression shorts looking for a pen?!

    "Yeah, a pen. Real nice, got it from the CEO so I'd like to find it if I
    can. Would you mind looking underneath your bed with me?" Sonny asked as he
    once again shoved his hand down between the crack between wall and
    bed. Garrett swallowed a whimper as the big ass jiggled.

    "Uh...s-sure, Dad." That would require getting down right where his Dad's
    ass was, but his dumb brain already replied on auto-pilot. He hesitantly
    approached the bed, then quickly fell to his knees and started hunting for
    the pen under the bed, determined not to look at the big globes at all.

    It only took a minute to see that there wasn't any fancy pen down
    there. Whenever Dad dropped it, it wasn't under his bed. He'd even brushed
    against his Dad's hand a few times reaching so deep.

    "Ugh," He grunted as he started shimmying his way back out from under the
    bed. "I don't think it's down here, Dad." He heard the bedsprings shift
    above him as his Dad removed his hand.

    "You might be right about that, kiddo. Sorry for the goose chase."

    "It's fine," Garrett mumbled as he sat up, "I don't mi..." He trailed off as
    he stared right into his Dad's asshole. The shorts had slipped down the
    inch they needed to expose the tight pucker. It was flexing and winking,
    which was too much to take close-up. Garrett hurriedly stood, awkwardly hiding
    his erection with his hands.

    He blushed and tore his eyes away from his Father's winking hole to see if
    he noticed. His Dad had both his hands on the bed now, and it looked like
    he was pushing his ass out even further. He hadn't turned around yet.

    Garrett looked back to his Dad's ass and squeaked. It was shiny now, right in
    the center of his hole, and as Garrett watched, it winked once again and
    actually started dripping. Whatever it was, it was slowly sliding down the
    hairy taint

    "Uhh...Dad! Dad!" He said hurriedly. Was his Dad shitting himself or
    something?

    Sonny just looked over his shoulder, smirking at his son again. "What is
    it, Garrett?"

    "Uh..." Garrett blushed even deeper. "Your butt it's...uhh, did you sit in
    something? It's like..."

    "Drooling? Yeah, it's been doing that lately. Not sure where it's coming
    from exactly, but I drool buckets of the stuff!"

    Garrett got light-headed as all the blood rushed to his already painfully hard
    cock. They sure didn't cover this in Health Class!

    "W-what is it?" He asked, not sure he wanted to know.

    His Dad thought for a second, unconsciously moving his ass back and forth
    as he considered the question.

    "Not sure about that either, sport. It's slick, I can tell ya that, very
    good lubricant!" Sonny said cheerfully.

    "L-lube?!"

    "Oh my yes, perfect for lube! Good thing too, considering where it comes
    from. Hey, Champ, can I ask you a favor?"

    "Uhhh..." Garrett wasn't quite sure what to say, because his brain was a
    little broken at the moment.

    Sonny took that to mean yes. "Well, you see, the easiest way I've found to
    stop it from drooling out is to just get it all out! And the best way I've
    found to do that is to finger it all out. Since you're already back there,
    would you mind helping your old man out?" Sonny gave a fatherly smile as he
    looked back at his son.

    "Jesus Christ, Dad!" Garrett exclaimed. His Dad didn't seriously just ask him
    to finger him, did he? Like it was totally normal to ask your son to stick
    his fingers right up your hole. Your drooling hole, which Garrett was still
    having trouble wrapping his head around.

    "Watch your mouth, son, you know we don't take the Lord's name in vain in
    this household." Sonny reprimanded, his winking hole drooling more and
    more, the warm slime sluggishly creeping towards his hidden balls. "I'm
    asking you to do me a favor, Garrett. To help your Father out with his
    medical condition."

    "Medical condition?!"

    "Well, it sure as heck isn't a psychological condition making me leakier
    than rusted tin pot! Don't worry, slugger, it's nothing serious, but I sure
    could use some help." Sonny wiggled his ass towards Garrett, his hole now wet
    enough to make sounds while it winked and flexed.

    "Um, okay, Dad, I guess. Do I just...?" Garrett hesitantly brought a finger up
    close to his Dad's ass, hovering right over the deep crack.

    "Yup, slide a finger right in there! Then just in and out until all the
    liquid is removed. Easy as pie."

    Garrett closed his eyes as he put his finger into his Dad's warm crack, then
    slide down until he got to the flexing pucker. He shivered; it was strange
    enough feeling your Dad's asshole, but it was wet, and Garrett had a hard time
    getting it through his head that it was just clear slime instead of
    anything gross. He felt his Dad bore down, his anus dilating open a little
    and depositing more slick slime right onto his finger. Well, the sooner he
    got this done, the sooner he could forget about it.

    He slowly inserted his finger before the hole could wink again, surprised
    at how...nice it felt. It was very warm, obviously, and very wet, tight but
    not too tight. He could feel muscles massaging his whole finger, and it
    barely took three seconds for him to hit the base of his knuckles. Damn,
    his Dad took him deep right off the back.

    "Oh yeah, kiddo, that's the ticket," Sonny gave a low moan, the bass of it
    crawling up Garrett's spine, "Now just in and out, yeah, just like that."

    Garrett looked anywhere but his Dad's ass as he fingered the slick hole,
    pulling out a little more slime each time he withdrew his finger to the
    tip, hoping he wasn't just pushing it all back in. It was barely two
    minutes before his Dad requested he add a second finger.

    "It'll get it out faster. I know you don't want to be here all night, and
    it'd really help me out."

    So Garrett added a second finger, plunging his pointer and middle finger in
    and out of the gooey hole as far as they could go. It made lewd sounds that
    were filling his room, accompanied by Sonny's moans. On one of his deep
    strokes, Garrett's fingers brushed by something firmer than the soft, oozing
    walls of muscle he had gotten used to. It made his Dad jolt and his hole
    spasm, making a loud squelch.

    "Ohhh, yeah, right there, buddy. That'll help out Dad a ton, just hook your
    fingers a little, and...yeessss, just like that!" Sonny moaned, coaching
    his son on how to his his prostate. "Now add a third finger, but keep them
    hooked, yes, GOOD!"

    It was a good thing they were alone in the house, because Sonny's hole was
    drooling so much slime that Garrett's fingers were making loud sounds now as
    they fingerbanged his Dad. It was dripping down the man's plump ass and
    thighs onto Garrett's bed, soaking both shorts and sheets.

    Garrett grit his teeth. His arm was getting tired, and this was taking way
    longer than he wanted it to. Determined to get it over and done with, Garrett
    hitched one knee up onto the bed and braced himself with his free hand on
    one of his Dad's big fuckmelons. The new angle brought some relief to his
    muscles, so he really started pounding his fingers in and out of his
    Dad. He had no choice but to look down at the hairy hole. The whole crack
    was covered in slime, and the pucker looked like the definition of a hungry
    hole, taking his three long teen fingers as smooth as butter.

    "Oh man, oh sport, that's it! Come on, kiddo, really finger fuck me." Garrett
    was shocked that his Dad was swearing, but he was three-fingers deep into
    his asshole. "Give it to me! Oh fuck, right there, keep that SAME angle and
    hammer my prostate, oh fuck, kiddo, son, fingerFUCK your Dad harder."

    They were both sweating now, the room becoming hot and musky. How much of
    this stuff was there?! It already looked like they'd dumped a huge water
    bottle all over his bed, but there was still more dripping out and down. He
    tensed his muscles and really started to target the nubby prostate.

    "Yes, yes, yes, YES! Oh buddy you're almost there, I can feel it. You're
    gonna...you're gonna make me....oh FUCK you're gonna make Daddy SQUIRT!"
    Sonny roared.

    Wait.

    Squirt?!

    Garrett didn't have any time to react before he felt a torrent of ass slop jet
    out around his fingers, thick streams of clear slime full-on squirting out
    of his Dad's spasming asshole and pelting Garrett's thighs, crotch, and
    abdomen. His Dad was a twitching mess on the bed, ass cheeks jiggling as
    round after round of his cuntjuice slimed up his son. It shot out so hard
    he could feel the pressure of it against his teenage cock, on top of the
    spreading warmth of the thick fluids. He was frozen, unable to stop the
    flow.

    After ten squirts of pure Dad-pussy slime, it slowed back down to a
    molasses-like crawl down Sonny's already saturated thighs.

    "Ohhhh, wow!" Sonny sighed as he sagged onto the bed, keeping his ass
    up. "That felt amazing, sport. That anal orgasm really did the trick, I
    think. Cleaned the pipes right out!"

    Except it didn't, Garrett could see. As he withdrew his fingers, more slime
    was leaking down hairy taint. If anything, it made it worse, the stretched
    out hole still winking, and now gargling a little, as it oozed and drooled
    all over his bed.

    "Yer still leakin'." Garrett mumbled, voice hoarse from how aroused he felt.

    Sonny perked back up. "What was that, kiddo? We really need to get you to
    stop mumbling!"

    "I said, you're still leaking, Dad."

    "Oh," Sonny looked back, trying to peer over his big ass cheeks and spy the
    situation on his hole. "I was afraid that might happen. Sometimes squirting
    just makes it worse! There was one other way I read about, when this first
    started happening, but I've never had the chance to try it out. All the
    experts said a could way to slow down your fluid production is to get
    someone else's fluids up there! Didn't want to mention it to you in case it
    freaked you out."

    "F-fluids? Like spit?" Garrett asked. He couldn't possibly mean cum, could he?

    "Saliva? Sure, that was one they mentioned. Didn't think you'd offer that
    right off the bat though! But it'd really help your ol Dad out if you did
    that."

    Garrett looked owlishly at his Dad. "Do what?"

    "Eat your old man out. Pretend it's a hot pussy. Well, it is a hot pussy,
    but you get the idea!" Sonny said happily as he leaned back down onto the
    bed and pooching his ass out even further.

    "Dad! That's disgusting. You're dripping stuff, and...it's your ASS!" Garrett
    cried, though he still got down off the bed and onto his knees, getting eye
    level with the dripping hole.

    "Garrett Thomas Michaelson! Nothing about this is disgusting, don't be so
    rude. I have a medical condition, and I need some help with it! Besides, it
    doesn't taste half bad. Pretty sweet, actually."

    "You've tasted it? Daaaad! That's-"

    "Garrett!" Sonny interrupted sternly. "It's not disgusting, or gross, or
    nasty. It's natural, and it might even be nutritious. Now, eat out your
    Father's hairy snatch, unless you have a better idea?"

    Garrett didn't have any better ideas. The only other fluids he could think of
    were piss and cum. He didn't have to piss, and he didn't much feel like
    fucking his Dad, even if he was harder than he'd ever been before.

    "O-okay." Garrett grumbled. He got in really close, and sniffed to make sure
    it wasn't gonna taste bad. It smelled just like the foreign musky scent
    that's been around the house! Well, that certainly explained where it had
    come from, and why his Dad had tried to say it was beer. The big guy was
    probably embarrassed about it. He looked down at his hand, which was
    absolutely drenched with it. Garrett tasted the ass-slime off his finger, eyes
    scrunched in fear.

    Hmm. Didn't taste half bad. A little sweet, yeah, but mostly thick and
    musky. It went down smoothly, thankfully, not so thick enough that it
    coated his mouth. Just left a pleasant aftertaste. Garrett looked at his Dad's
    hole, which was making slurping noises as it yawned and closed. It was so
    coated that he wouldn't be able to taste the actual hole at all.

    He dove in before the could think about it anymore, shoving his face deep
    between the jiggling cheeks and giving a big lick right over the winking
    slit. He felt rather than heard his Dad groan loudly and press back against
    his face. Garrett wasted no time in going slow like he did with his fingers,
    and started licking and slurping and trying to force his tongue and as much
    spit as possible into the pucker.

    Sonny moaned and groaned as he bucked on his son's tongue. It couldn't get
    nearly as deep as fingers, but the warm, slick muscle felt so good in it's
    own way. Anytime Garrett tried to pull his tongue out so he could swallow the
    mouthful of slime he'd picked up, Sonny would flex his hole and try to keep
    the tongue in for as long as possible. His son was really trying to get the
    job done, because he even started nibbling on the rim of the hole and
    sucking slime out just to put more of his spit back in. A natural ass
    eater!

    "Oh Good Lord, yes Garrett, eat the hole. Eat me out, kiddo, eat out that
    slimy snatch. Heck yeah, swallow down my ass goo and fill my hole with your
    boy saliva, God, yes, WADE!" It was too much for his sensitive hole, and
    Sonny climaxed again, this time splattering his kid's face. It was a
    slightly smaller load, but still a lot of slime for a young teen to have
    gush all over his face and down his chest, filling his mouth with the taste
    and his nose with the scent.

    Garrett didn't jump back this time, just moved his mouth so he wouldn't drown
    yet. He just let it splatter all over him, cock jumping in his pants,
    trying desperately not to cum. The battle was lost, however, as he opened
    his eyes and looked right into his Dad's hole as it gave a lewd queef and
    pushed out a combination of Dad's buttslime and his own spit, his Father
    reaching back to feel it with too. Garrett groaned and sobbed as his big teen
    erection squirted a huge load of cum right into his already soaked
    underwear.

    "You okay there, bud? That came on kinda fast! Didn't meant to surprise you
    twice in a row." Sonny said as he started to finger his hole. Darn, it
    still felt itchy and wet!

    "Uh, yeah, I guess."

    "Looks like that just made it worse too," Sonny withdrew the finger and
    popped it into his mouth. "Just one last thing to try, but this one is
    supposed to be a sure thing."

    "Dad, you don't mean..."

    "Sure do, champ! A nice load of sperm is the best way to block up whatever
    is pumping all the juice out. I promise it'll cure it. For today."

    "I..I just came though, Dad!" Garrett whined. Sonny rolled his eyes.

    "You're a healthy thirteen year old boy, sport. Refractory periods don't
    even exist for you yet. You've felt my anus with your fingers and tongue,
    you don't think it'd feel even better on your penis? Don't think I have
    noticed that you've got yourself a whopper there! Pull it out, at least,
    let the poor thing breath."

    Garrett blushed even deeper red and hauled his cock out. It was big for his
    age, a little over 6 inches, decently thick. Boys at school always gawked
    at it in the locker rooms. Now his Dad was gawking at it too, taking in the
    long, thick shaft, huge for a boy his age.

    "See? Little guy's still hard, though he's not that little! Most boys would
    be all kinds of excited to have a tight hole to slip into. Just one last
    favor, kiddo, mount your Dad!" Sonny cheered.

    Garrett's cock was getting hard again as he started right into the winking,
    yawning, gaping hole. Even though he'd just cum, it had done nothing to
    release the tension in his body, so he was raring to go.

    "You sure, Daddy?" Garrett asked, unsure and sounding a bit childish. This was
    a big step for him, having his first fuck.

    "Aww, of course buddy," Sonny reached back with both hands to spread his
    cheeks and really pushed out his hole. "Daddy needs his boy right here." He
    trailed one finger over the pooched hole. "Just a quick pound til you
    deposit a load of sperm right up there. Good practice for your future
    girlfriends, huh sport? Come on, mount up and breed me, kiddo." He
    cooed. He was still tense too, weeks of having an unsatisfied, dripping
    snatch finally breaking through his self-control.

    Garrett jacked his cock as he got off the ground and approached the presented
    ass, slathering the slime from his hand on his juice-covered cock. He
    placed the head of his cock at his Dad's entrance, unsure of what to do
    exactly.

    "Just push in, buddy, nice and slow and first. Don't go fast til I tell you
    to." Sonny said soothingly.

    Garrett took a deep breath, then slowly started to push in. His eyes rolled
    into the back of his head as the entire shaft sunk in to the wet, hot,
    tight grip of his Father's assole. He went in smooth as silk, bottoming out
    quickly and staying there as his Dad hissed and whimpered in pleasure,
    adjusting more to the width than the depth.

    "Holy moly, gosh darn, nice thick penis, son!" Sonny moaned. "Get some slow
    intercourse in for a few strokes, then feel free to let go!"

    Garrett grimaced as he withdrew his cock just as slowly as he sunk it in. Now
    that the fucking instinct was awakening in his brain, he didn't want to
    leave the warm feeling, ever. He stroked fully in then fully out for a few
    minutes, watching his Dad slowly writhe on the bed as he got used to the
    stretch.

    Finally, Sonny gave the signal to go let loose, and Garrett really let
    loose. His inexperienced hips started slamming into his Dad's thick thighs
    and juicy ass, balls slapping against balls, wet fucking noises drowning
    out Sonny's breathy moans.

    "Oh Dad, you feel so good, Jesus, uh, I mean, shit, sorry!" Garrett said,
    worried about swearing in front his Dad as he really started to rail him.

    "Just shut the fuck up kiddo, and fuck your old man harder. God I needed
    this." Sonny grunted.

    The fuckslop was splattering all over both of them with the force of Garrett's
    youthful thrusts. His hands squeezed and held onto his Dad's wide hips for
    dear life, amazing that his waist and hips were smaller than his Dad's ass,
    so it looked ridiculous as he stared down while his cock disappeared until
    his Father's hungry pussy. Over and over, Garrett fucked his Dad as quickly
    and with as much force as possible, young muscles too oversexed to worry
    about fatigue.

    Sonny got up in his elbows and bucked back, meeting his son's every
    thrust. He looked back, eyes wild with lust, mirroring the frenzied look on
    his boy.

    "Spank me, Garrett!" Sonny growled.

    "What?!" Garrett was flabbergasted.

    "I said, spank me! I haven't been doing so many damn squats so they could
    just be oogled. Remember all the times I tanned your hide as a kid? Now's
    your chance for some payback on your old men! Spank my big ass and fuck my
    goddamn cunt and shoot your motherfucking cumload. NOW!"

    Garrett flinched at the harsh command, but obeyed. He held on with one hand
    while he raised the other up, then brought it down and smacked a big cheek.

    "Harder." His Dad grunted.

    He tried again, smacking Sonny's ass harder. The thick melon jiggled and
    turned pink.

    "Harder, fucker! Spank your Father! Fuck and spank me HARDER!"

    Garrett whined as his muscles went into overdrive. He spanked his Dad as hard
    as he could and piledrived his hips. His Dad was moaning super loudly now,
    practically vibrating the house with his booming bass. Garrett's hand was
    starting to sting, but he didn't dare stop the barrage of spanks.

    "I'm getting close, Dad." Garrett panted.

    "Aw, fuck yeah!" That really excited Sonny. "Fuck my cunt, Garrett, fuck me
    and breed my cunt. Help your Dad out and breed him, shoot your jizz as far
    up him as possible, flood his guts with his boy's fuckin cum!"

    Sonny collapsed onto the bed and devolved into a stream of 'fuck, cunt,
    breed's, only pausing to yell when he had his third climax of the day. Garrett
    started moaning loudly too as slime gushed around his cock and into his
    bush and all over his balls. He was too far gone to take his cock out, so
    he just fucked through the stream. The spasming walls of Dadcunt milked his
    cock, sucking the cum right out his balls as he yelled right along with his
    Dad and buried himself to the hilt, hosing down the oozing snatch with
    millions of Sonny's little grandchildren.

    Garrett collapsed onto his Dad's wide back, totally exhausted. He felt his
    cock throb and squeeze out the last of his cum before starting to turn
    soft, though his Dad's tight ass prevented it from slipping out. He could
    feel himself move up and down as his Dad took deep breaths to calm down
    from his frenzy. The older man gently turned to the side so he could
    deposit his son onto his bed.

    They layed like that, Garrett playing big spoon to his Dad, until they'd both
    calmed down. Then Sonny groaned as he got off of the bed and pulled his
    sopping underwear up, middle-aged joints creaking.

    "That sure felt good, kiddo. I bet that'll keep me dry for a couple a'
    days, at least!" He said cheerfully, as if he didn't just give his only
    child the fuck of his young lifetime and take his virginity at the same
    time. "Dinner's in two hours, just like usual. Don't take too long of a
    nap, sport, you still have homework to do." Sonny laughed as he exited,
    slapping his own ass once just to feel it jiggle.

    Garrett groaned as he listened to his Dad walk away, hearing the big melons
    slide together in the cummy mess and his Dad let loose a wet, slimy fart,
    which caused his spent cock to twitch. It'd take more than a couple of days
    to recover from what just happened.

    Later, after dinner was eaten and cleaned up and Sonny had convinced Garrett
    to give the Wii Fitt another go, Garrett's eyes widened in horror as his Dad
    bent over at the waist and held the Yoga pose. Right in the middle of the
    tight underwear, a little dot of moisture started to blossom, a musky scent
    wafting up to his nose. Not already! He didn't want to bring it to his
    Dad's attention, but they'd just cleaned up all the stains on the couch two
    days ago and he knew his Dad wouldn't want to sit on them again.

    "Umm, Dad? You're leaking again..." Garrett mumbled. Sonny stood up, and
    looked at his son. He reached a big hand down the seat of his underwear to
    feel his hole. Yup, wet.

    Garrett's eyes widened even more as his Dad's eyes grew hungry, and the arm
    going behind him started moving back and forth. He whined as his Dad slowly
    walked over and straddled his coltish legs, pulling his underwear down and
    grinding onto Garrett's growing erection.

    "Daaaaaad."

    "Shush, kiddo, just help your old man out one more time."

     
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    Garrett was nervous as he slowly walked home from his bus stop, kicking stones
    and biding his time so he could have as much time outside the house as
    possible. His Dad had been acting...weird lately. Normally, he was a
    stereotypical white-collar businessman. Clean, never any scruff, fresh
    pressed suits, colorful ties that aren't too colorful. He was a good Dad
    too, very kind and giving, if not a little busy and distant. But recently
    he'd been cutting loose a little bit, spending more time around the
    house. Any other time, Garrett would have been ecstatic to spend more time
    with his Dad, but Dad had been...weird. Yeah. Weird.

    He'd been really affectionate lately, with lots of hugs and back pats and
    head ruffles, which was great, but also a big difference from how he
    usually was. And it wasn't just a little more time he'd been spending at
    home, but a lot. He worked from his home office, yeah, but he was always
    ready to talk and do something the second Garrett came home from school, and
    the teen was used to having a few hours by himself to do homework and
    relax.

    What was even weirder was that his Dad had also changed the way he
    dressed. He still wore suits when he went to the office, and dress clothes
    if they went out to dinner, but at home he'd become a lot more lax and
    started wearing stuff like compression shorts and boxers. Just compression
    shorts and boxers. And, yeah, it was September, it was hot out, so it's not
    like they were out of the ordinary, just unusual for his straight-laced
    Dad.

    The shorts wouldn't even be that weird by themselves, Garrett thought, if not
    for the fact that when he wasn't trying to spend time with Garrett, he was
    doing his new workout routine in their garage. Garrett had seen him work out a
    few times, and he was struck by how weird the routine was. He did some work
    on all his muscles, but spent a grand majority of the time doing squats and
    thrusts and other things that target a specific area of the body.

    Which is what made the shorts thing so weird! Because, and Garrett felt dirty
    for thinking this, but his Dad's ass had ballooned out recently. It looked
    like two big melon wedges shoved into the back of his tight underwear,
    jiggling around whenever he walked, and sticking farther out than any ass
    had the right to poke out whenever he stood around and tried to engage Garrett
    in conversation.

    It was so big and luscious that Garrett had started having uncontrollable
    erections whenever his Dad was jiggling that fat ass around the
    house. That, too, wouldn't have been so bad, if not for his Dad's new
    schedule. Garrett was a healthy 13 year old boy, and he popped a boner at
    everything, so it wasn't too mortifying that his Dad's ass made him hard,
    as long as he didn't think too much about it. He was used to spending some
    alone time after school, but it had been impossible to find any. His Dad
    was there when he got home from school, he was in the bathroom whenever he
    showered saying it was the perfect time for him to look at the water pipes
    or shave, he even checked on him at night, saying he was just looking for
    monsters in his bed or closet! Garrett couldn't find any time to himself, and
    it was driving him crazy!

    On top of everything, the house had also been smelling weird lately. He
    couldn't place it at all, and he had no idea where it was coming from, but
    it was distracting as hell, made it hard to get homework done. Garrett thought
    he'd found the source when he spied some weird stains on the couch
    cushions, but his Dad waved him off and said those were just beer
    stains. Since when did Dad drink beer! But it was true, the scent couldn't
    be coming from just the cushions, because Garrett could even smell it in his
    room. Must have been something in the air vents.

    So it wasn't any one thing that made Garrett almost scared to go home, but
    when everything snowballed together it was overwhelming. He gulped as he
    walked up his steps and onto the porch. He wondered what kind of Father/Son
    bonding he'd have to do today, and if it could be any worse when they
    played Wii Fit together and Garrett had to watch his Dad hula hoop and bend
    over and bounce, the thick bubble-butt right in his face.

    He steeled himself as he opened the door, still not used to not having to
    unlock it now that he has a mostly-stay-at-home Dad. The unknown scent
    practically bowls him over as he walks in. It was particularly strong
    today, for some reason.

    "Hey Dad, I'm home!" Garrett yelled out. He learned pretty early on to let his
    Dad know he was home and to wait for him respond, or else he'd walk in on
    him mid-squat and Garrett didn't think he could handle that twice.

    "Hey, buddy!" A jovial voice shouted from somewhere in the house. "I'm up
    in your room, I seem to have misplaced something and I can't for the life
    of me find."

    Huh, more weirdness. Garrett couldn't think of what it could be for the life
    of him either. Maybe he dropped something on his strange nightly check
    ups. The teen trudged up the stairs, hoping his Dad wouldn't want to do
    bonding in his room. It was nerve-wracking having your Father so close to
    where you hide all your cum-rags, even if you haven't used them in a while.

    Sure enough, the door to his room was open, when he usually left it
    closed. His Dad used to be good at respecting his privacy, but not so much
    anymore, which really sucked because Garrett was starting to be at the age
    when he needed it more than ever. He just hoped he could quickly help his
    Dad find whatever it is he lost and then push him out the door and
    hopefully take a nap or something. All those boners with no satisfaction
    was starting to wear him down.

    Garrett almost swallowed his tongue when he walked into his room and found his
    Dad kneeling on his bed on all fours, reaching one hand down the between
    the wall and bed while the other was braced against his pillows. He was
    keeping his chest low to the bed to reach farther down, but he must be too
    used to his squats because he was arching his back and his was sticking
    out. Not only that, but the compression shorts he was wearing must have
    sagged down before he bent over, because now half of his plump cheeks were
    showing. If they went any lower, Garrett would be able to see his Dad's
    butthole, something he had never even thought about before but was now
    dangerously close to meeting.

    Garrett's backpack hit the floor with a loud thud, though the boy was too
    shocked to notice. He was frozen as he stared at his Dad's huge, thick
    ass. It jiggled a bit as he Dad turned around to smirk at him.

    "Sorry for the bedroom intrusion sport, but I just can't find my pen." His
    Dad, Sonny, sighed.

    "A...pen?" His Dad was looking through his room wearing nothing but
    compression shorts looking for a pen?!

    "Yeah, a pen. Real nice, got it from the CEO so I'd like to find it if I
    can. Would you mind looking underneath your bed with me?" Sonny asked as he
    once again shoved his hand down between the crack between wall and
    bed. Garrett swallowed a whimper as the big ass jiggled.

    "Uh...s-sure, Dad." That would require getting down right where his Dad's
    ass was, but his dumb brain already replied on auto-pilot. He hesitantly
    approached the bed, then quickly fell to his knees and started hunting for
    the pen under the bed, determined not to look at the big globes at all.

    It only took a minute to see that there wasn't any fancy pen down
    there. Whenever Dad dropped it, it wasn't under his bed. He'd even brushed
    against his Dad's hand a few times reaching so deep.

    "Ugh," He grunted as he started shimmying his way back out from under the
    bed. "I don't think it's down here, Dad." He heard the bedsprings shift
    above him as his Dad removed his hand.

    "You might be right about that, kiddo. Sorry for the goose chase."

    "It's fine," Garrett mumbled as he sat up, "I don't mi..." He trailed off as
    he stared right into his Dad's asshole. The shorts had slipped down the
    inch they needed to expose the tight pucker. It was flexing and winking,
    which was too much to take close-up. Garrett hurriedly stood, awkwardly hiding
    his erection with his hands.

    He blushed and tore his eyes away from his Father's winking hole to see if
    he noticed. His Dad had both his hands on the bed now, and it looked like
    he was pushing his ass out even further. He hadn't turned around yet.

    Garrett looked back to his Dad's ass and squeaked. It was shiny now, right in
    the center of his hole, and as Garrett watched, it winked once again and
    actually started dripping. Whatever it was, it was slowly sliding down the
    hairy taint

    "Uhh...Dad! Dad!" He said hurriedly. Was his Dad shitting himself or
    something?

    Sonny just looked over his shoulder, smirking at his son again. "What is
    it, Garrett?"

    "Uh..." Garrett blushed even deeper. "Your butt it's...uhh, did you sit in
    something? It's like..."

    "Drooling? Yeah, it's been doing that lately. Not sure where it's coming
    from exactly, but I drool buckets of the stuff!"

    Garrett got light-headed as all the blood rushed to his already painfully hard
    cock. They sure didn't cover this in Health Class!

    "W-what is it?" He asked, not sure he wanted to know.

    His Dad thought for a second, unconsciously moving his ass back and forth
    as he considered the question.

    "Not sure about that either, sport. It's slick, I can tell ya that, very
    good lubricant!" Sonny said cheerfully.

    "L-lube?!"

    "Oh my yes, perfect for lube! Good thing too, considering where it comes
    from. Hey, Champ, can I ask you a favor?"

    "Uhhh..." Garrett wasn't quite sure what to say, because his brain was a
    little broken at the moment.

    Sonny took that to mean yes. "Well, you see, the easiest way I've found to
    stop it from drooling out is to just get it all out! And the best way I've
    found to do that is to finger it all out. Since you're already back there,
    would you mind helping your old man out?" Sonny gave a fatherly smile as he
    looked back at his son.

    "Jesus Christ, Dad!" Garrett exclaimed. His Dad didn't seriously just ask him
    to finger him, did he? Like it was totally normal to ask your son to stick
    his fingers right up your hole. Your drooling hole, which Garrett was still
    having trouble wrapping his head around.

    "Watch your mouth, son, you know we don't take the Lord's name in vain in
    this household." Sonny reprimanded, his winking hole drooling more and
    more, the warm slime sluggishly creeping towards his hidden balls. "I'm
    asking you to do me a favor, Garrett. To help your Father out with his
    medical condition."

    "Medical condition?!"

    "Well, it sure as heck isn't a psychological condition making me leakier
    than rusted tin pot! Don't worry, slugger, it's nothing serious, but I sure
    could use some help." Sonny wiggled his ass towards Garrett, his hole now wet
    enough to make sounds while it winked and flexed.

    "Um, okay, Dad, I guess. Do I just...?" Garrett hesitantly brought a finger up
    close to his Dad's ass, hovering right over the deep crack.

    "Yup, slide a finger right in there! Then just in and out until all the
    liquid is removed. Easy as pie."

    Garrett closed his eyes as he put his finger into his Dad's warm crack, then
    slide down until he got to the flexing pucker. He shivered; it was strange
    enough feeling your Dad's asshole, but it was wet, and Garrett had a hard time
    getting it through his head that it was just clear slime instead of
    anything gross. He felt his Dad bore down, his anus dilating open a little
    and depositing more slick slime right onto his finger. Well, the sooner he
    got this done, the sooner he could forget about it.

    He slowly inserted his finger before the hole could wink again, surprised
    at how...nice it felt. It was very warm, obviously, and very wet, tight but
    not too tight. He could feel muscles massaging his whole finger, and it
    barely took three seconds for him to hit the base of his knuckles. Damn,
    his Dad took him deep right off the back.

    "Oh yeah, kiddo, that's the ticket," Sonny gave a low moan, the bass of it
    crawling up Garrett's spine, "Now just in and out, yeah, just like that."

    Garrett looked anywhere but his Dad's ass as he fingered the slick hole,
    pulling out a little more slime each time he withdrew his finger to the
    tip, hoping he wasn't just pushing it all back in. It was barely two
    minutes before his Dad requested he add a second finger.

    "It'll get it out faster. I know you don't want to be here all night, and
    it'd really help me out."

    So Garrett added a second finger, plunging his pointer and middle finger in
    and out of the gooey hole as far as they could go. It made lewd sounds that
    were filling his room, accompanied by Sonny's moans. On one of his deep
    strokes, Garrett's fingers brushed by something firmer than the soft, oozing
    walls of muscle he had gotten used to. It made his Dad jolt and his hole
    spasm, making a loud squelch.

    "Ohhh, yeah, right there, buddy. That'll help out Dad a ton, just hook your
    fingers a little, and...yeessss, just like that!" Sonny moaned, coaching
    his son on how to his his prostate. "Now add a third finger, but keep them
    hooked, yes, GOOD!"

    It was a good thing they were alone in the house, because Sonny's hole was
    drooling so much slime that Garrett's fingers were making loud sounds now as
    they fingerbanged his Dad. It was dripping down the man's plump ass and
    thighs onto Garrett's bed, soaking both shorts and sheets.

    Garrett grit his teeth. His arm was getting tired, and this was taking way
    longer than he wanted it to. Determined to get it over and done with, Garrett
    hitched one knee up onto the bed and braced himself with his free hand on
    one of his Dad's big fuckmelons. The new angle brought some relief to his
    muscles, so he really started pounding his fingers in and out of his
    Dad. He had no choice but to look down at the hairy hole. The whole crack
    was covered in slime, and the pucker looked like the definition of a hungry
    hole, taking his three long teen fingers as smooth as butter.

    "Oh man, oh sport, that's it! Come on, kiddo, really finger fuck me." Garrett
    was shocked that his Dad was swearing, but he was three-fingers deep into
    his asshole. "Give it to me! Oh fuck, right there, keep that SAME angle and
    hammer my prostate, oh fuck, kiddo, son, fingerFUCK your Dad harder."

    They were both sweating now, the room becoming hot and musky. How much of
    this stuff was there?! It already looked like they'd dumped a huge water
    bottle all over his bed, but there was still more dripping out and down. He
    tensed his muscles and really started to target the nubby prostate.

    "Yes, yes, yes, YES! Oh buddy you're almost there, I can feel it. You're
    gonna...you're gonna make me....oh FUCK you're gonna make Daddy SQUIRT!"
    Sonny roared.

    Wait.

    Squirt?!

    Garrett didn't have any time to react before he felt a torrent of ass slop jet
    out around his fingers, thick streams of clear slime full-on squirting out
    of his Dad's spasming asshole and pelting Garrett's thighs, crotch, and
    abdomen. His Dad was a twitching mess on the bed, ass cheeks jiggling as
    round after round of his cuntjuice slimed up his son. It shot out so hard
    he could feel the pressure of it against his teenage cock, on top of the
    spreading warmth of the thick fluids. He was frozen, unable to stop the
    flow.

    After ten squirts of pure Dad-pussy slime, it slowed back down to a
    molasses-like crawl down Sonny's already saturated thighs.

    "Ohhhh, wow!" Sonny sighed as he sagged onto the bed, keeping his ass
    up. "That felt amazing, sport. That anal orgasm really did the trick, I
    think. Cleaned the pipes right out!"

    Except it didn't, Garrett could see. As he withdrew his fingers, more slime
    was leaking down hairy taint. If anything, it made it worse, the stretched
    out hole still winking, and now gargling a little, as it oozed and drooled
    all over his bed.

    "Yer still leakin'." Garrett mumbled, voice hoarse from how aroused he felt.

    Sonny perked back up. "What was that, kiddo? We really need to get you to
    stop mumbling!"

    "I said, you're still leaking, Dad."

    "Oh," Sonny looked back, trying to peer over his big ass cheeks and spy the
    situation on his hole. "I was afraid that might happen. Sometimes squirting
    just makes it worse! There was one other way I read about, when this first
    started happening, but I've never had the chance to try it out. All the
    experts said a could way to slow down your fluid production is to get
    someone else's fluids up there! Didn't want to mention it to you in case it
    freaked you out."

    "F-fluids? Like spit?" Garrett asked. He couldn't possibly mean cum, could he?

    "Saliva? Sure, that was one they mentioned. Didn't think you'd offer that
    right off the bat though! But it'd really help your ol Dad out if you did
    that."

    Garrett looked owlishly at his Dad. "Do what?"

    "Eat your old man out. Pretend it's a hot pussy. Well, it is a hot pussy,
    but you get the idea!" Sonny said happily as he leaned back down onto the
    bed and pooching his ass out even further.

    "Dad! That's disgusting. You're dripping stuff, and...it's your ASS!" Garrett
    cried, though he still got down off the bed and onto his knees, getting eye
    level with the dripping hole.

    "Garrett Thomas Michaelson! Nothing about this is disgusting, don't be so
    rude. I have a medical condition, and I need some help with it! Besides, it
    doesn't taste half bad. Pretty sweet, actually."

    "You've tasted it? Daaaad! That's-"

    "Garrett!" Sonny interrupted sternly. "It's not disgusting, or gross, or
    nasty. It's natural, and it might even be nutritious. Now, eat out your
    Father's hairy snatch, unless you have a better idea?"

    Garrett didn't have any better ideas. The only other fluids he could think of
    were piss and cum. He didn't have to piss, and he didn't much feel like
    fucking his Dad, even if he was harder than he'd ever been before.

    "O-okay." Garrett grumbled. He got in really close, and sniffed to make sure
    it wasn't gonna taste bad. It smelled just like the foreign musky scent
    that's been around the house! Well, that certainly explained where it had
    come from, and why his Dad had tried to say it was beer. The big guy was
    probably embarrassed about it. He looked down at his hand, which was
    absolutely drenched with it. Garrett tasted the ass-slime off his finger, eyes
    scrunched in fear.

    Hmm. Didn't taste half bad. A little sweet, yeah, but mostly thick and
    musky. It went down smoothly, thankfully, not so thick enough that it
    coated his mouth. Just left a pleasant aftertaste. Garrett looked at his Dad's
    hole, which was making slurping noises as it yawned and closed. It was so
    coated that he wouldn't be able to taste the actual hole at all.

    He dove in before the could think about it anymore, shoving his face deep
    between the jiggling cheeks and giving a big lick right over the winking
    slit. He felt rather than heard his Dad groan loudly and press back against
    his face. Garrett wasted no time in going slow like he did with his fingers,
    and started licking and slurping and trying to force his tongue and as much
    spit as possible into the pucker.

    Sonny moaned and groaned as he bucked on his son's tongue. It couldn't get
    nearly as deep as fingers, but the warm, slick muscle felt so good in it's
    own way. Anytime Garrett tried to pull his tongue out so he could swallow the
    mouthful of slime he'd picked up, Sonny would flex his hole and try to keep
    the tongue in for as long as possible. His son was really trying to get the
    job done, because he even started nibbling on the rim of the hole and
    sucking slime out just to put more of his spit back in. A natural ass
    eater!

    "Oh Good Lord, yes Garrett, eat the hole. Eat me out, kiddo, eat out that
    slimy snatch. Heck yeah, swallow down my ass goo and fill my hole with your
    boy saliva, God, yes, WADE!" It was too much for his sensitive hole, and
    Sonny climaxed again, this time splattering his kid's face. It was a
    slightly smaller load, but still a lot of slime for a young teen to have
    gush all over his face and down his chest, filling his mouth with the taste
    and his nose with the scent.

    Garrett didn't jump back this time, just moved his mouth so he wouldn't drown
    yet. He just let it splatter all over him, cock jumping in his pants,
    trying desperately not to cum. The battle was lost, however, as he opened
    his eyes and looked right into his Dad's hole as it gave a lewd queef and
    pushed out a combination of Dad's buttslime and his own spit, his Father
    reaching back to feel it with too. Garrett groaned and sobbed as his big teen
    erection squirted a huge load of cum right into his already soaked
    underwear.

    "You okay there, bud? That came on kinda fast! Didn't meant to surprise you
    twice in a row." Sonny said as he started to finger his hole. Darn, it
    still felt itchy and wet!

    "Uh, yeah, I guess."

    "Looks like that just made it worse too," Sonny withdrew the finger and
    popped it into his mouth. "Just one last thing to try, but this one is
    supposed to be a sure thing."

    "Dad, you don't mean..."

    "Sure do, champ! A nice load of sperm is the best way to block up whatever
    is pumping all the juice out. I promise it'll cure it. For today."

    "I..I just came though, Dad!" Garrett whined. Sonny rolled his eyes.

    "You're a healthy thirteen year old boy, sport. Refractory periods don't
    even exist for you yet. You've felt my anus with your fingers and tongue,
    you don't think it'd feel even better on your penis? Don't think I have
    noticed that you've got yourself a whopper there! Pull it out, at least,
    let the poor thing breath."

    Garrett blushed even deeper red and hauled his cock out. It was big for his
    age, a little over 6 inches, decently thick. Boys at school always gawked
    at it in the locker rooms. Now his Dad was gawking at it too, taking in the
    long, thick shaft, huge for a boy his age.

    "See? Little guy's still hard, though he's not that little! Most boys would
    be all kinds of excited to have a tight hole to slip into. Just one last
    favor, kiddo, mount your Dad!" Sonny cheered.

    Garrett's cock was getting hard again as he started right into the winking,
    yawning, gaping hole. Even though he'd just cum, it had done nothing to
    release the tension in his body, so he was raring to go.

    "You sure, Daddy?" Garrett asked, unsure and sounding a bit childish. This was
    a big step for him, having his first fuck.

    "Aww, of course buddy," Sonny reached back with both hands to spread his
    cheeks and really pushed out his hole. "Daddy needs his boy right here." He
    trailed one finger over the pooched hole. "Just a quick pound til you
    deposit a load of sperm right up there. Good practice for your future
    girlfriends, huh sport? Come on, mount up and breed me, kiddo." He
    cooed. He was still tense too, weeks of having an unsatisfied, dripping
    snatch finally breaking through his self-control.

    Garrett jacked his cock as he got off the ground and approached the presented
    ass, slathering the slime from his hand on his juice-covered cock. He
    placed the head of his cock at his Dad's entrance, unsure of what to do
    exactly.

    "Just push in, buddy, nice and slow and first. Don't go fast til I tell you
    to." Sonny said soothingly.

    Garrett took a deep breath, then slowly started to push in. His eyes rolled
    into the back of his head as the entire shaft sunk in to the wet, hot,
    tight grip of his Father's assole. He went in smooth as silk, bottoming out
    quickly and staying there as his Dad hissed and whimpered in pleasure,
    adjusting more to the width than the depth.

    "Holy moly, gosh darn, nice thick penis, son!" Sonny moaned. "Get some slow
    intercourse in for a few strokes, then feel free to let go!"

    Garrett grimaced as he withdrew his cock just as slowly as he sunk it in. Now
    that the fucking instinct was awakening in his brain, he didn't want to
    leave the warm feeling, ever. He stroked fully in then fully out for a few
    minutes, watching his Dad slowly writhe on the bed as he got used to the
    stretch.

    Finally, Sonny gave the signal to go let loose, and Garrett really let
    loose. His inexperienced hips started slamming into his Dad's thick thighs
    and juicy ass, balls slapping against balls, wet fucking noises drowning
    out Sonny's breathy moans.

    "Oh Dad, you feel so good, Jesus, uh, I mean, shit, sorry!" Garrett said,
    worried about swearing in front his Dad as he really started to rail him.

    "Just shut the fuck up kiddo, and fuck your old man harder. God I needed
    this." Sonny grunted.

    The fuckslop was splattering all over both of them with the force of Garrett's
    youthful thrusts. His hands squeezed and held onto his Dad's wide hips for
    dear life, amazing that his waist and hips were smaller than his Dad's ass,
    so it looked ridiculous as he stared down while his cock disappeared until
    his Father's hungry pussy. Over and over, Garrett fucked his Dad as quickly
    and with as much force as possible, young muscles too oversexed to worry
    about fatigue.

    Sonny got up in his elbows and bucked back, meeting his son's every
    thrust. He looked back, eyes wild with lust, mirroring the frenzied look on
    his boy.

    "Spank me, Garrett!" Sonny growled.

    "What?!" Garrett was flabbergasted.

    "I said, spank me! I haven't been doing so many damn squats so they could
    just be oogled. Remember all the times I tanned your hide as a kid? Now's
    your chance for some payback on your old men! Spank my big ass and fuck my
    goddamn cunt and shoot your motherfucking cumload. NOW!"

    Garrett flinched at the harsh command, but obeyed. He held on with one hand
    while he raised the other up, then brought it down and smacked a big cheek.

    "Harder." His Dad grunted.

    He tried again, smacking Sonny's ass harder. The thick melon jiggled and
    turned pink.

    "Harder, fucker! Spank your Father! Fuck and spank me HARDER!"

    Garrett whined as his muscles went into overdrive. He spanked his Dad as hard
    as he could and piledrived his hips. His Dad was moaning super loudly now,
    practically vibrating the house with his booming bass. Garrett's hand was
    starting to sting, but he didn't dare stop the barrage of spanks.

    "I'm getting close, Dad." Garrett panted.

    "Aw, fuck yeah!" That really excited Sonny. "Fuck my cunt, Garrett, fuck me
    and breed my cunt. Help your Dad out and breed him, shoot your jizz as far
    up him as possible, flood his guts with his boy's fuckin cum!"

    Sonny collapsed onto the bed and devolved into a stream of 'fuck, cunt,
    breed's, only pausing to yell when he had his third climax of the day. Garrett
    started moaning loudly too as slime gushed around his cock and into his
    bush and all over his balls. He was too far gone to take his cock out, so
    he just fucked through the stream. The spasming walls of Dadcunt milked his
    cock, sucking the cum right out his balls as he yelled right along with his
    Dad and buried himself to the hilt, hosing down the oozing snatch with
    millions of Sonny's little grandchildren.

    Garrett collapsed onto his Dad's wide back, totally exhausted. He felt his
    cock throb and squeeze out the last of his cum before starting to turn
    soft, though his Dad's tight ass prevented it from slipping out. He could
    feel himself move up and down as his Dad took deep breaths to calm down
    from his frenzy. The older man gently turned to the side so he could
    deposit his son onto his bed.

    They layed like that, Garrett playing big spoon to his Dad, until they'd both
    calmed down. Then Sonny groaned as he got off of the bed and pulled his
    sopping underwear up, middle-aged joints creaking.

    "That sure felt good, kiddo. I bet that'll keep me dry for a couple a'
    days, at least!" He said cheerfully, as if he didn't just give his only
    child the fuck of his young lifetime and take his virginity at the same
    time. "Dinner's in two hours, just like usual. Don't take too long of a
    nap, sport, you still have homework to do." Sonny laughed as he exited,
    slapping his own ass once just to feel it jiggle.

    Garrett groaned as he listened to his Dad walk away, hearing the big melons
    slide together in the cummy mess and his Dad let loose a wet, slimy fart,
    which caused his spent cock to twitch. It'd take more than a couple of days
    to recover from what just happened.

    Later, after dinner was eaten and cleaned up and Sonny had convinced Garrett
    to give the Wii Fitt another go, Garrett's eyes widened in horror as his Dad
    bent over at the waist and held the Yoga pose. Right in the middle of the
    tight underwear, a little dot of moisture started to blossom, a musky scent
    wafting up to his nose. Not already! He didn't want to bring it to his
    Dad's attention, but they'd just cleaned up all the stains on the couch two
    days ago and he knew his Dad wouldn't want to sit on them again.

    "Umm, Dad? You're leaking again..." Garrett mumbled. Sonny stood up, and
    looked at his son. He reached a big hand down the seat of his underwear to
    feel his hole. Yup, wet.

    Garrett's eyes widened even more as his Dad's eyes grew hungry, and the arm
    going behind him started moving back and forth. He whined as his Dad slowly
    walked over and straddled his coltish legs, pulling his underwear down and
    grinding onto Garrett's growing erection.

    "Daaaaaad."

    "Shush, kiddo, just help your old man out one more time."

     
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    Did Garrett and Sonny ever find that fancy pen???

     
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    Hey old man, from one Marine to another, people aren't neg repping you because of some silly vendetta. There are no reputation wars, you just make a lot of posts that suck ass and people react accordingly, period. Either suck it the fuck up or quit being a cunt and all parties involved will find your presence here much more enjoyable.

     
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    Does anybody know if u can get a work visa for playing online poker in the UK
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    I guess druff is a lot like mason from 2p2 he will act on his rules when it suits him. Muck Ficon has been trolling me and others on this forum and you do nothing about it. ban me from neg repping him if you like cause i will for fun neg rep him to -100, it is piece of shits like him ruin this forum for most except for his dupe nunbeater positive rep each other like they are a couple of homo's. eat shit you and your own double standards, you are no better than mason IMO
    all hail Hydra



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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Von Strucker View Post
    I guess druff is a lot like mason from 2p2 he will act on his rules when it suits him. Muck Ficon has been trolling me and others on this forum and you do nothing about it. ban me from neg repping him if you like cause i will for fun neg rep him to -100, it is piece of shits like him ruin this forum for most except for his dupe nunbeater positive rep each other like they are a couple of homo's. eat shit you and your own double standards, you are no better than mason IMO
    It's not my fault most of your posts suck. I rep accordingly. This is about my signature isn't it? I don't have time for your whining, I'm trying to figure out why Ebay won't let me buy an item with my work visa.

    Looks like someone needs a nap lol.......

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    Does anybody know if u can get a work visa for playing online poker in the UK
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    I guess druff is a lot like mason from 2p2 he will act on his rules when it suits him. Muck Ficon has been trolling me and others on this forum and you do nothing about it. ban me from neg repping him if you like cause i will for fun neg rep him to -100, it is piece of shits like him ruin this forum for most except for his dupe nunbeater positive rep each other like they are a couple of homo's. eat shit you and your own double standards, you are no better than mason IMO
    It's not my fault most of your posts suck. I rep accordingly. This is about my signature isn't it? I don't have time for your whining, I'm trying to figure out why Ebay won't let me buy an item with my work visa.
    holly fuck i forgot about that post lol got me..... big fucking deal stupid tard, compared to your selection of one line nothing posts, at least i try to contribute with positive posts you are here solely to troll. you contribute absolutely nothing ever not once.

    stupid fuck quote's me from a post a year old, big fucking deal, stupid ass wipe.

     
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