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    working on 2nd straight day of nothing. it's churning but nothing coming down.

    starting to get a lil' worried. i don;t want to relive what i;ve gone through. a lax might be in the cards for me today

    i even had a double c-burg from bk yesterday and goldfish cheese puffs..not to mention oatmeal and a sugar daddy

     
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      Deal: Drink 8 glasses of water and go get some exercise., no sugar, no white flour....GO

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    I always have the shits after eating some taco bell...

    that is some fucking colon blow for you right there...

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    Mulva - you're only hope now is to go to vegas, find micon, and take life lessons from him. You will end up shitting the bed, but at least you will be shitting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    Mulva - you're only hope now is to go to vegas, find micon, and take life lessons from him. You will end up shitting the bed, but at least you will be shitting.



    i ike this pic so much o might have to change my avatar. ....or vegas, feel free to use this as your avatar an commend me on a job well done and now completed

    update: i take normal shits now that i eat like a pig..i fear losing my fluffer physique, but constipation is much worse than it sounds

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    A BUMP only seems appropriate based on recent topics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    Mulva - you're only hope now is to go to vegas, find micon, and take life lessons from him. You will end up shitting the bed, but at least you will be shitting.



    i ike this pic so much o might have to change my avatar. ....or vegas, feel free to use this as your avatar an commend me on a job well done and now completed

    update: i take normal shits now that i eat like a pig..i fear losing my fluffer physique, but constipation is much worse than it sounds
    Sitrep? (SituationalReport)

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    Quote Originally Posted by shoeshine box View Post
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    i ike this pic so much o might have to change my avatar. ....or vegas, feel free to use this as your avatar an commend me on a job well done and now completed

    update: i take normal shits now that i eat like a pig..i fear losing my fluffer physique, but constipation is much worse than it sounds
    Sitrep? (SituationalReport)
    i started eating fatty food and more food of just about everything. i gained a lil' weight but my pooh flows freely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
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    Sitrep? (SituationalReport)
    i started eating fatty food and more food of just about everything. i gained a lil' weight but my pooh flows freely.
    Glad to hear. If it flows so freely that your toilet can't handle it, you can find bottomplumber on craigslist.

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