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    rip mulva

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    Shredded wheat and a bannana with some apple juice for breakfast.

    Followed by:

    Coffee and one hits.

    YW. GL with your shits.

    PS: Beers and a greasy Dennys Grandslam works too, but its not as pleasant.

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    Don't drink juice, drink lots of water instead. It can't fail. Don't get hooked on laxatives. They are the bodies taxes. Once hooked you will never stop.

    Have you ever seen a hard bear dump? No. The reason is they eat lots of berries. Do the same.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deal View Post
    Don't drink juice, drink lots of water instead. It can't fail. Don't get hooked on laxatives. They are the bodies taxes. Once hooked you will never stop.

    Have you ever seen a hard bear dump? No. The reason is they eat lots of berries. Do the same.

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    pooh update:

    took my first poop w/o lax...wasn't the easiest slide, but much better than before


    been eating grape nuts fit (contains tons of whole grains) taste good as well.(highly recommend) i also put bananas and craisins in it as well.


    sad part about things is that i think that i have to eat like a pig, and eat when i'm, not hungry to make this happen....all this crap food,..chic wings, taco bell, doritos hostess frosted donettes, etc....you know..half the shit this forum lives on....


    seriously considering making big macs and bacon cheeseburgers part of my eating rotation once again. but this time out of necessity

     
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    Best thread in years

     
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    all hail Hydra



    Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.

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    druff,

    plz rename this thread:

    mulva's attempt to take normal pooh's before WSOP



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    Mulva, this has to be what's causing the problem with your ass...

    http://keybiotics.com/main_video.php

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    Mulva, this has to be what's causing the problem with your ass...

    http://keybiotics.com/main_video.php
    great infomercial to sell you. the main thing i picked up on is that i should eat sauerkraut

    i've been drinking soda for my entire life. and diet soda regularly for over 20 years. i really think i'm addicted to it's refreshing carbonated way, and it's a go to for almost every meal.

    if there were horrible things about aspartame, i'm sure it would've hit me already. i'm really trying to cut down on it, but it's my only drug of choice, outside of porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    Mulva, this has to be what's causing the problem with your ass...

    http://keybiotics.com/main_video.php
    great infomercial to sell you. the main thing i picked up on is that i should eat sauerkraut

    i've been drinking soda for my entire life. and diet soda regularly for over 20 years. i really think i'm addicted to it's refreshing carbonated way, and it's a go to for almost every meal.

    if there were horrible things about aspartame, i'm sure it would've hit me already. i'm really trying to cut down on it, but it's my only drug of choice, outside of porn.

    So I haven't read this thread in it's entirety but I'm sure it's filled with a bunch of "shitty" advice..

    Anyway, dude, my longtime girlfriend is a dietician and/or a certified "turd expert".. send a pm and we'll get you fixed up..

    BTW, soda is fucking disgusting and you shouldn't drink it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    Here's something I learned in college......you want to shit, drink a 12 pack of Milwaukee's Best and eat some Buffalo Wild Wings. You'll spend all day on the toilet.
    I am sure you have this most days, how often do you have to move and dig a new toilet hole.
    all hail Hydra



    Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.

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    lots of solid advice.

    eating bananas and yogurt everyday.

    had a few trouble shits, pushed to hard and developed a small external hemorrhoid because of it....but just eating a little more and forcing down fluids has helped.

    don't know if i'm out of the woods, but i don't want to continually have to eat like a pig...or try and have to shit an eggplant through my tiny butthole

    ran out of grape nutz and have been eating captain crunch for a week now

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    Eat some goddamn oatmeal.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    Eat some goddamn oatmeal.
    had some quaker "apples and cinnamon' oatmeal. very good. even if it ws best used before june 2013 and sitting on top of my fridge for what seems like forever.

    bought some pecan crusted rainbow trout from costco,..it was great.


     
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    Grape Nuts is the best antidote ever for constipation, works so well it's almost frightening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Grape Nuts is the best antidote ever for constipation, works so well it's almost frightening.
    So if you eat grape nuts you make a sloppy joe?

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    -5'd by 4bet, priceless. Mr rep 0.

     
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    perhaps some olestra cooked chips



    then bag of sugar free gummies


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    Im almost positive bananas will block you up so id layoff those and eat HIGH FIBER OATMEAL TRUST ME

     
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