rip mulva
Shredded wheat and a bannana with some apple juice for breakfast.
Followed by:
Coffee and one hits.
YW. GL with your shits.
PS: Beers and a greasy Dennys Grandslam works too, but its not as pleasant.
pooh update:
took my first poop w/o lax...wasn't the easiest slide, but much better than before
been eating grape nuts fit (contains tons of whole grains) taste good as well.(highly recommend) i also put bananas and craisins in it as well.
sad part about things is that i think that i have to eat like a pig, and eat when i'm, not hungry to make this happen....all this crap food,..chic wings, taco bell, doritos hostess frosted donettes, etc....you know..half the shit this forum lives on....
seriously considering making big macs and bacon cheeseburgers part of my eating rotation once again. but this time out of necessity
Best thread in years
all hail Hydra
Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.
druff,
plz rename this thread:
mulva's attempt to take normal pooh's before WSOP
Mulva, this has to be what's causing the problem with your ass...
http://keybiotics.com/main_video.php
great infomercial to sell you. the main thing i picked up on is that i should eat sauerkraut
i've been drinking soda for my entire life. and diet soda regularly for over 20 years. i really think i'm addicted to it's refreshing carbonated way, and it's a go to for almost every meal.
if there were horrible things about aspartame, i'm sure it would've hit me already. i'm really trying to cut down on it, but it's my only drug of choice, outside of porn.
So I haven't read this thread in it's entirety but I'm sure it's filled with a bunch of "shitty" advice..
Anyway, dude, my longtime girlfriend is a dietician and/or a certified "turd expert".. send a pm and we'll get you fixed up..
BTW, soda is fucking disgusting and you shouldn't drink it...
all hail Hydra
Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.
lots of solid advice.
eating bananas and yogurt everyday.
had a few trouble shits, pushed to hard and developed a small external hemorrhoid because of it....but just eating a little more and forcing down fluids has helped.
don't know if i'm out of the woods, but i don't want to continually have to eat like a pig...or try and have to shit an eggplant through my tiny butthole
ran out of grape nutz and have been eating captain crunch for a week now
Eat some goddamn oatmeal.
Grape Nuts is the best antidote ever for constipation, works so well it's almost frightening.
-5'd by 4bet, priceless. Mr rep 0.
perhaps some olestra cooked chips
then bag of sugar free gummies
Im almost positive bananas will block you up so id layoff those and eat HIGH FIBER OATMEAL TRUST ME
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