mulva's attempt to take normal poos before WSOP

[mulva]

all my life i've had a sensitive stomach, and never had any problems not being able to shit. i usually had to go all the time. but within the past 6 months i haven't been eating as much, or let me say over eating. i'm eating less, digesting less and slower, i think.

when i do take a shit my stool comes out very thick and sticky like hash consistency or little pooballs stuck to other little poo balls forming a 5 bar babie ruth poop.....and i can barely get it out of my rectum..i really thought about going to the hospital because of the pressure build up..,,i would go so far to say that it's like a grenade when it come out. very heavy. but i do appreciate the splash up.

i use to complain about having to take a shit after eating almost every meal, now that doesn't happen..but i wish it did.

i took some laxative the other day and i farted coming home, but i actually shit myself w/ that fart..

i'm worried that this is a serious condition..i read up on it and it basically told me to eat all natural stuff, heavy fruits and vegs...avoid caffiene and artificial sugars....

maybe i just need to eat more greasy food

[LLL]

Visit your doctor.

[mulva]

Visit your doctor.

part of me wants to, but i don't want any other man going near my ass w/ medical intruments

[cmoney]

Visit your doctor.

part of me wants to, but i don't want any other man going near my ass w/ medical intruments

No idea how old you are as that would play a factor in possibilities. You definitely should see doctor just in case.

In the meantime load up with fiber and see if that improves anything. Good sources of fiber are beans and greens. Or you could buy some Metamucil.

[mulva]

part of me wants to, but i don't want any other man going near my ass w/ medical intruments

No idea how old you are as that would play a factor in possibilities. You definitely should see doctor just in case.

In the meantime load up with fiber and see if that improves anything. Good sources of fiber are beans and greens. Or you could buy some Metamucil.

when you reach 40 " shit" starts to go south on you. i was told daily metamucil helps as well...from what i've read people just learn to live w/ this..i mean the people that don;t have anything wrong w/ them.......right now i'm loading up on ice cream, chinese food and all sorts of other stuff i haven't been eating. thing is,..i don't want to eat when i'm not hungry just to shit

[ugaistheteam]

You need to get this checked out. I had the same problems back in August 2003. Ask a doctor to see if you have Diverticulitis (sp?) It causes a blockage in your intestines and it will lead to a rupture. I had that happen and I woke up in ICU with a shit bag. I was hospitalized for 34 days. First 26 days eating nothing but ice chips. I had the colostomy reversed in Jan 04. I was in the hospital another 29 days with that. This is a serious matter so please get it checked out. Before the rupture I played a lot of sports. I was on 4 softball teams. Played a lot of golf. I have played nothing since as the scar tissue makes it impossible. At no time will a doctor go near your ass.

[Walter Sobchak]

Yes diverticulitis and other colon fuckups are serious business and you should get it checked out.

Get plenty of fiber and drink plenty of water.

[mulva]

Yes diverticulitis and other colon fuckups are serious business and you should get it checked out.

Get plenty of fiber and drink plenty of water.

i haven't been drinking that much water,..so i decided to drink a bunch of it at night..i ended up not sleeping and having to piss every hour.

[mulva]

You need to get this checked out. I had the same problems back in August 2003. Ask a doctor to see if you have Diverticulitis (sp?) It causes a blockage in your intestines and it will lead to a rupture. I had that happen and I woke up in ICU with a shit bag. I was hospitalized for 34 days. First 26 days eating nothing but ice chips. I had the colostomy reversed in Jan 04. I was in the hospital another 29 days with that. This is a serious matter so please get it checked out. Before the rupture I played a lot of sports. I was on 4 softball teams. Played a lot of golf. I have played nothing since as the scar tissue makes it impossible. At no time will a doctor go near your ass.

fuck...maybe i need to go see a very smart, hot women dr for this.

i pushed so hard to get my shit out the other day it stated to bleed because it was ripping my skin apart..i ended up taking a laxative on the toilet and sitting there for over an hour...i even tried reaching up there are grabbing some of it to get it out....horrible experience on every level. the problem i had made me wish i had some undercooked chicken to eat

[Walter Sobchak]

Are you on any painkillers?

[Pooh]

You need to get this checked out. I had the same problems back in August 2003. Ask a doctor to see if you have Diverticulitis (sp?) It causes a blockage in your intestines and it will lead to a rupture. I had that happen and I woke up in ICU with a shit bag. I was hospitalized for 34 days. First 26 days eating nothing but ice chips. I had the colostomy reversed in Jan 04. I was in the hospital another 29 days with that. This is a serious matter so please get it checked out. Before the rupture I played a lot of sports. I was on 4 softball teams. Played a lot of golf. I have played nothing since as the scar tissue makes it impossible. At no time will a doctor go near your ass.

fuck...maybe i need to go see a very smart, hot women dr for this.

i pushed so hard to get my shit out the other day it stated to bleed because it was ripping my skin apart..i ended up taking a laxative on the toilet and sitting there for over an hour...i even tried reaching up there are grabbing some of it to get it out....horrible experience on every level. the problem i had made me wish i had some undercooked chicken to eat

lol. This must be a level.

[snake_in_the_ass]

Visit your doctor.

part of me wants to, but i don't want any other man going near my ass w/ medical intruments

Request a female doctor. I have had a tube shoved up my rectum twice and it was no big deal.

[Deal]

Don't drink juice, drink lots of water instead. It can't fail. Don't get hooked on laxatives. They are the bodies taxes. Once hooked you will never stop.

Have you ever seen a hard bear dump? No. The reason is they eat lots of berries. Do the same.

[4Dragons]

Don't drink juice, drink lots of water instead. It can't fail. Don't get hooked on laxatives. They are the bodies taxes. Once hooked you will never stop.

Have you ever seen a hard bear dump? No. The reason is they eat lots of berries. Do the same.

[mulva]

pooh update:

took my first poop w/o lax...wasn't the easiest slide, but much better than before


been eating grape nuts fit (contains tons of whole grains) taste good as well.(highly recommend) i also put bananas and craisins in it as well.


sad part about things is that i think that i have to eat like a pig, and eat when i'm, not hungry to make this happen....all this crap food,..chic wings, taco bell, doritos hostess frosted donettes, etc....you know..half the shit this forum lives on....


seriously considering making big macs and bacon cheeseburgers part of my eating rotation once again. but this time out of necessity

[fluffer]

all my life i've had a sensitive stomach, and never had any problems not being able to shit. i usually had to go all the time. but within the past 6 months i haven't been eating as much, or let me say over eating. i'm eating less, digesting less and slower, i think.

when i do take a shit my stool comes out very thick and sticky like hash consistency or little pooballs stuck to other little poo balls forming a 5 bar babie ruth poop.....and i can barely get it out of my rectum..i really thought about going to the hospital because of the pressure build up..,,i would go so far to say that it's like a grenade when it come out. very heavy. but i do appreciate the splash up.

i use to complain about having to take a shit after eating almost every meal, now that doesn't happen..but i wish it did.

i took some laxative the other day and i farted coming home, but i actually shit myself w/ that fart..

i'm worried that this is a serious condition..i read up on it and it basically told me to eat all natural stuff, heavy fruits and vegs...avoid caffiene and artificial sugars....

maybe i just need to eat more greasy food

this really made me giggle

make the most of your situation, ok

[big dick]

all my life i've had a sensitive stomach, and never had any problems not being able to shit. i usually had to go all the time. but within the past 6 months i haven't been eating as much, or let me say over eating. i'm eating less, digesting less and slower, i think.

when i do take a shit my stool comes out very thick and sticky like hash consistency or little pooballs stuck to other little poo balls forming a 5 bar babie ruth poop.....and i can barely get it out of my rectum..i really thought about going to the hospital because of the pressure build up..,,i would go so far to say that it's like a grenade when it come out. very heavy. but i do appreciate the splash up.

i use to complain about having to take a shit after eating almost every meal, now that doesn't happen..but i wish it did.

i took some laxative the other day and i farted coming home, but i actually shit myself w/ that fart..

i'm worried that this is a serious condition..i read up on it and it basically told me to eat all natural stuff, heavy fruits and vegs...avoid caffiene and artificial sugars....

maybe i just need to eat more greasy food

I started juicing in august and my stomach has been great ever since. I've had issues with my stomach similar to yours for about 5 years now but since the juicing my shits have been regular and quite pleasant. dr oz's green drink is the juice recipe I use( it tastes amazing) imo you should try juicing and/or change your diet before letting some hebe stick shit up your ass. here is a link to the juice recipe


http://juicerecipes.com/recipes/dr-ozs-green-drink-47

[mulva]

will have to try some of that egyptian incense and myrrh concoction. thing is, everything from trader joe's makes me sick,,dunno, why...

ditto on juice. last juice i drank was ocean spray diet blueberry/pomegranate.

from what i've been reading, this add more fiber thing to help poop is incorrect.

[fluffer]

will have to try some of that egyptian incense and myrrh concoction. thing is, everything from trader joe's makes me sick,,dunno, why...

ditto on juice. last juice i drank was ocean spray diet blueberry/pomegranate.

from what i've been reading, this add more fiber thing to help poop is incorrect.

im afraid probably you have

 

stomach cancer

ok

[mulva]

will have to try some of that egyptian incense and myrrh concoction. thing is, everything from trader joe's makes me sick,,dunno, why...

ditto on juice. last juice i drank was ocean spray diet blueberry/pomegranate.

from what i've been reading, this add more fiber thing to help poop is incorrect.

im afraid probably you have

 

stomach cancer

ok

well,..i can rule out pancreatic cancer. if i had that i would have a soft stool.