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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Soon they find a "happy medium" and start watching shemale porn.

    LLL is this true.

     
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      LLL: In some cases I'd have to say "yes".

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    Also 408 asked me to ask tine whether giving handjobs for $10 bags of shitty meth can turn a person gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    Also 408 asked me to ask tine whether giving handjobs for $10 bags of shitty meth can turn a person gay.
    Check your PM's

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Had sex with a woman over the weekend while fantasizing about being alone stroking my dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Jon View Post
    Had sex with a woman over the weekend while fantasizing about being alone stroking my dick.
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      sonatine: honestly delivered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bukowski72 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
    First off making an anti-masturbation PSA on a poker forum is like having a snowball convention on the surface of the sun
    This is a real thing, brought to you by the people who gave us Romney. Maybe masturbation does make you gay. Check out the looks at 3:17:


    Parody:
    There is definitely some homoerotic shit going on in that first clip. So basically the guy tells on his roommate for beating off? Tough beat kid.

    The parody made me lol, wp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Jon View Post
    Had sex with a woman over the weekend while fantasizing about being alone stroking my dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by bukowski72 View Post

    This is a real thing, brought to you by the people who gave us Romney. Maybe masturbation does make you gay. Check out the looks at 3:17:


    Parody:
    There is definitely some homoerotic shit going on in that first clip. So basically the guy tells on his roommate for beating off? Tough beat kid.

    The parody made me lol, wp

    I like how they used probably the best looking kid they could find for this. I want to jerk off to this vid just cause he is in it.

    For real though, that kid is getting his dick sucked on the reg by girls or guys, he prolly rarely masturbates.

    If they wanted to make a PSA against jerking off wouldnt they get a geeky non attractive guy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Point fucking blank: Masturbation is every bit as much a homosexual act as fucking or sucking another dudes penis. And its a revolting brand of degeneracy that up until recently was quite appropriately punished in the town gallows.

    Its the oldest story in the book; boys who start masturbating inevitably grow up gay. They drift from centerfolds to the more hardcore "straight" porn featuring naked men on naked women. Soon they find a "happy medium" and start watching shemale porn. Then when they think its safe, they bust out the straight up man fucking man porn and pat themselves on the back for being such "liberated" straight dudes. No my friend, you sir are a homosexual, pure and simple.

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    I find this thread particularly amusing in the fact that it's coming from someone who was the founding father and biggest promoter on the forums for dickgirls!

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    IRRELEVANT AND IMMATERIAL.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    couldn't find my glasses to read this thread



    i quit long ago before going completely blind
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShawnFanningsLimpDick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Point fucking blank: Masturbation is every bit as much a homosexual act as fucking or sucking another dudes penis. And its a revolting brand of degeneracy that up until recently was quite appropriately punished in the town gallows.

    Its the oldest story in the book; boys who start masturbating inevitably grow up gay. They drift from centerfolds to the more hardcore "straight" porn featuring naked men on naked women. Soon they find a "happy medium" and start watching shemale porn. Then when they think its safe, they bust out the straight up man fucking man porn and pat themselves on the back for being such "liberated" straight dudes. No my friend, you sir are a homosexual, pure and simple.
    Yeah apparently the whole world is gay.

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    Saw this picture earlier and thought of this thread:


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    Problem solved.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    If that doesn't work then this would be the last resort:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    Saw this picture earlier and thought of this thread:


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