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    ADVICE DRUFF, CMONEY AND OTHERS: CAN I BRIBE THE DESK AT THE FLIGHT GATE FOR AN UPGRADE?

    Friend and I am flying Turkish air to Turkey and I am wondering if I can bribe the front desk about $200-$300 to upgrade from economy to First Class. Is that chump change or is it actually possible?
    It is in my bones which sucks so can make it hard to move sometimes. Trying to spend as much time with friends and family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Onestep View Post
    Friend and I am flying Turkish air to Turkey and I am wondering if I can bribe the front desk about $200-$300 to upgrade from economy to First Class. Is that chump change or is it actually possible?
    Not possible with today's automated upgrading that occurs based on points you have with an airline.

    Especially on Transatlantic flight like that, getting upgraded is going to be virtually impossible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Onestep View Post
    Friend and I am flying Turkish air to Turkey and I am wondering if I can bribe the front desk about $200-$300 to upgrade from economy to First Class. Is that chump change or is it actually possible?
    Not possible with today's automated upgrading that occurs based on points you have with an airline.

    Especially on Transatlantic flight like that, getting upgraded is going to be virtually impossible.
    Yes, What he said.

    Your only hope is a full flight and then smear chocolate over your seat and then complain that there is a weird substance on your seat (obv chocolate looks like shit) and get moved up.

    This actually happened to a friend of mine I was traveling with. The chocolate was there from a previous flight but no one wants to fuck with anything that looks like shit so they moved him to business class. Again, only shot for this to work is a full flight though or they will just move you to another cattle class seat.

    btw, have fun in Turkey. Def on my list of places i want to go
    :freelewfather

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    Fuck man. What if I put together a story how I am taking my cousin to see his sister he has never seen or something?

    I just watched Wolf of Wall Street and American Hustle today...Anything is possible.
    It is in my bones which sucks so can make it hard to move sometimes. Trying to spend as much time with friends and family.

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    Druff and Cmoney are bosses and pay for first class seats
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    Save your bribe money for when you are in Turkey, pretty sure they only have big sweaty hairy non-twinks in Turkish prisons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Onestep View Post
    Fuck man. What if I put together a story how I am taking my cousin to see his sister he has never seen or something?

    I just watched Wolf of Wall Street and American Hustle today...Anything is possible.

    Just hope u get lucky and its a guy then do what you do best.

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    Does it work if u tip the front desk lady when checking into a hotel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Onestep View Post
    I am flying to Turkey

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    I am flying to Turkey

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