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    Biggest C#cks in entertainment

    Milton Berle:

    “He says to me: ‘You mean you never saw it?’ I said, ‘Uh, no, I don’t believe I did.’ Then he said, ‘Well, would you like to?’ And before I had a chance to say, ‘Not really’ or ‘Can I think about it?’ or whatever, he parts his bathrobe and he just takes out this – this anaconda. He lays it on the table and I’m looking into this thing, right? I’m looking into the head of Milton Berle’s dick. It was enormous. It was like a pepperoni. And he goes, ‘What do you think of the boy?’ And I’m looking right at it and I go, ‘Oh, it’s really, really nice.’” – Author Alan Zweibel

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    Liam Neeson

    “He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out. It was insane! Wouldn’t you just go gaga? He was amazing!” – Ex-girlfriend Janice Dickinson

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    Steve McQueen

    ''His dong was “like two Coors beer cans welded together.” – An Ex-Lover

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    WILLEM DAFOE

    Willem Dafoe is widely rumored to be the owner of Hollywood’s largest package. And while shooting his latest film, “Antichrist,” director Lars Von Trier found out for himself. The film called for Dafoe to hack off his own member, but when it came time to shoot the scene, Von Trier decided to use a dick double. Not because he wanted to keep ladies from getting too excited, but because Defoe’s penis is so large “everybody got very confused when they saw it.”

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    Steve Cochran

    Husky, hirsute, darkly handsome Steve Cochran was all man -- and a slick ladies' guy to boot. They didn't come much rougher and tougher than he both off- and on-camera. Throughout post-WWII Hollywood and the 1950s, he played the swarthiest and sexiest of coldhearted villains, with mustache or without, in a few films now considered classics. What Cochran perhaps lacked in the Gable charisma department, he certainly made up for with his own raw magnetism and sexy virility -- though it wasn't enough for him to attain all-out superstardom. Perhaps a few too many oily heavies and shady heroes for audiences to really warm up to was the key problem. And with his womanizing reputation preceding him (Mimi Van Doran, among others), the tabloids could not have dreamed up a more salacious and mysterious ending for this cinematic bad boy in 1965 than amid a sea of lovely ladies! Off of Equador.

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    Following is a listing of those who pack it and those that don't. And in our next post we'll discuss, ''The Hollywood women who worshiped big wankers.''

    First Stringers

    Woody Harrelson
    Willem Dafoe
    Wesley Snipes
    Warren Beatty
    Tom Jones
    Steve Martin
    Samuel Jackson
    Robert Wagner
    Robert Redford
    Sean Penn
    Patrick Stewart
    Nicholas Cage
    Matt Dillon
    Lyle Lovett
    Liam Neeson
    Kiefer Sutherland
    John Schneider
    James Caan
    Jack Nicholson
    George Clooney
    Ewan McGregor
    Eddie Murphy
    Don Johnson
    Dolph Lundgren
    David Letterman
    David Cassidy
    Colin Farrell
    Bruce Willis
    Bob Newhart

    And here is a list of stars who do not have it where it counts:

    Bench Warmers

    Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Brad Pitt
    Conan O'Brian
    David Spade
    John Bon Jovi
    Lawrence Taylor
    Mark McGrath
    Martin Lawrence
    Michael Jordan
    Michael J. Fox
    Paul Newman
    Puff Daddy
    Sylvester Stallone
    Tiger Woods
    Tom Cruise
    Tom Hanks
    Val Kilmer

    And the all time names:

    Big: Milton Berle
    Small: John Wayne. BTW Claudette Colbert said John Wayne had the worst breath ever!

     
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    I thought David Duchovony was supposed to be on the all world team of slongs.

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    I'm going to come across as a bit of a douche but I really know more about this then anyone on this board by miles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    I thought David Duchovony was supposed to be on the all world team of slongs.
    Could stem from this

    In the spring of 1997, Duchovny married actress Téa Leoni after the couple had been dating for only three months. In 2008, Duchovny confessed to being a sex addict and announced he would seek rehab treatment. As a result, the couple separated briefly. In 2011, they separated once again, for undisclosed reasons, with neither willing to comment on whether they planned to divorce. Together Duchovny and Leoni have two children: a daughter named Madelaine and a son, Kyd.

    Or this pic

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    It's always these little d#cks f#ckers who berate a good post. Wannabees. lol.

    simpdog: thanks.


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    Old Man Yells at Big Cocks

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by abrown83
    I'm going to come across as a bit of a douche but I really know more about this then anyone on this board by miles.

    ...if Trump is nominee he wins Presidency easily. Angry Blue Collar Whites will have record turnout.

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    I light of the reception of this thread, I don't think I'm going to make a thread about the full frontal nude shots of Dylan Sprouse that have recently emerged.
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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Was Sonny's account hacked?
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LLL View Post
    Was Sonny's account hacked?
    No one hacked my account and this is the best thread of the day. Most views so far. lol.

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    No James wood?

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    Great. Now im picturing sonny yelling at kids to get their penises off of his lawn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texter View Post
    No James wood?
    JAMES WOODS
    The evidence that James Woods has huge wood is slim, but it’s a rumor that’s so well known in Hollywood that it’s taken as the undisputed truth. Plus, Woods has been known to often joke about the size of his member. His best was a response to a rumor that a former lover super-glued his penis to his leg. “Well, actually, it was to my ankle,” he said.

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    No andy dick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    No andy dick?
    Man with his face he'd need a big wanker to get laid. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    I light of the reception of this thread, I don't think I'm going to make a thread about the full frontal nude shots of Dylan Sprouse that have recently emerged.
    When I opened this thread I thought it was gonna be more about the Sammy Farhas of entertainment than actual literal biggest dicks in Hollywood, the bait and switch always pisses me off

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    Mimi Van Doran

    My old friend, the late Forrest Tucker was rumored to have one of the biggest cocks in Hollywood. He was a tall, good-looking guy with blond hair and a great tan even in his mid-sixties, and it wouldn't have been surprising. Forrest and I were in a show back in the mid-1980's, and after a performance one night we took a limo to a Polynesian restaurant for drinks and dinner. On the ride to the restaurant, I asked him if all the rumors were true and he told me the following story.

    Forrest and another actor were drinking at Slapsy Maxy's, a famous Hollywood watering hole back in the 1940's owned by the prizefighter, Slapsy Maxy Rosenblum. On this evening everyone got pretty well oiled and there was considerable bragging about sexual exploits. It finally got down to the size of their penises. The argument got more and more serious, and by closing time, money started getting thrown on the bar and a sizable bet was made. Slapsy rummaged around under the bar and came up with a ruler, and the contestants unzipped to settle the matter then and there.

    "I pulled mine out, Mamie," Forrest told me while the limo driver strained to hear from the front seat, Aand it was between eleven and twelve. I thought I had the bet won! Then this guy who could not have been more than five feet three or four hauled his out..."
    He paused for effect. "And? And?" I asked.

    "And it hung over the end!"

    "Who was it, Forrest?" I asked.

    He grinned. "Never underestimate those short guys. It was George Raft."

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    thread should be dominated by black cocks surely?

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    Quote Originally Posted by son of lockman View Post
    Perhaps a few too many oily heavies

    Yes one lol wow is enough.
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