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    Candian citizen test

    What are the following:

    two four
    double double
    toque
    chesterfield

    If you know them all you just may be a Canadian.
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    I have always tried to carry myself with a high level of integrity in the poker community and I take it very personally when someone calls that in to question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deal View Post
    What are the following:

    two four
    double double
    toque
    chesterfield

    If you know them all you just may be a Canadian.
    1. Deals with when you have to use 2 wheel drive, as opposed to 4 wheel drive
    2. Some type of Burger they sell at Tim Hortons
    3. What you do to a cigarette
    4. Some type of cigarette



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    I know the first one means a case of beer, I've heard it as a "twofer"

     
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      Deal: The man knows how to order beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Deal View Post
    What are the following:

    two four
    double double
    toque
    chesterfield

    If you know them all you just may be a Canadian.
    1. Deals with when you have to use 2 wheel drive, as opposed to 4 wheel drive
    2. Some type of Burger they sell at Tim Hortons
    3. What you do to a cigarette
    4. Some type of cigarette
    0/4 but honourable mention for the Tim Horton reference. You were definitely not raised by Canadians.

     
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      DRK Star: "Canadians" means a WHOLE DIFFERENT THING where I live
    Quote Originally Posted by Jasep View Post
    I have always tried to carry myself with a high level of integrity in the poker community and I take it very personally when someone calls that in to question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deal View Post
    What are the following:

    two four
    double double
    toque
    chesterfield

    If you know them all you just may be a Canadian.
    #1 :Hockey game tonight

    2 :drowning coffee in cream and sugar cause it is really that bad

    3: part of bob and Doug's costume

    4: patio furnature for Indians

     
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      Deal: Clearly spent too much time in Canada
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    Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.

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    WTF is a Candian?

     
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    Bonus questions for non-hozers:

    Which image is of the candy named Smarties? and what is the candy in the other image called?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasep View Post
    I have always tried to carry myself with a high level of integrity in the poker community and I take it very personally when someone calls that in to question.

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    Top is smarties. Bottom is fizzers by swizzles.

    Neither of which is "candy"

     
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      Deal: clearly a euro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deal View Post
    What are the following:

    two four - box of 24 beers
    double double - coffee, 2x milk & sugar
    toque - wooly hat
    chesterfield

    If you know them all you just may be a Canadian.
    Just spent a year in Canada, no idea what a chesterfield is, Canada is too fucking cold !

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    Top is Smarties, bottom are Rockets.

     
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      Deal: Correct, are you a Canuck?

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    you forgot Kraft dinner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indyrick View Post
    you forgot Kraft dinner
    and for Vegas there is the classic drink order: Rye and Ginger... and no, a 7 and 7 will not suffice.

     
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    I have always tried to carry myself with a high level of integrity in the poker community and I take it very personally when someone calls that in to question.

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    B. is definitely Smarties (at least here in the US)

    A. might be some shitty version of Skittles, which happens to be candy-coated scrap from Starburst cutting machines. EDIT: not any more. They changed the formulation a few years ago for Skittles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    B. is definitely Smarties (at least here in the US)

    A. might be some shitty version of Skittles, which happens to be candy-coated scrap from Starburst cutting machines. EDIT: not any more. They changed the formulation a few years ago for Skittles.
    Those American Smarties were not allowed to be sold in Canada as the trademark for the name was owned by Nestle. Nestle's smarties are candy covered chocolate similar to M&M's but not identical. The American smartie company marketed their glucose pills as Rockets in Canada. Rockets are not popular except as a halloween treat, smarties however have a high market share in the pre-diabetic chesterfield potato market.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasep View Post
    I have always tried to carry myself with a high level of integrity in the poker community and I take it very personally when someone calls that in to question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deal View Post
    What are the following:

    two four
    double double
    toque
    chesterfield

    If you know them all you just may be a Canadian.
    No idea
    No idea
    A hat
    An ottoman type of thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    BTW JACKDANIELS is the first one banned from the thread. He is accusing me of being "duped by a middle aged man who dresses like John Cena"
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    Missing an obvious test question.

    question #0: Please say the word about.

     
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    Stop by my garaaage for a scarborough suitcase.

     
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