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  1. 12-14-2013, 04:50 PM #1
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    I turned 28 today.

    Fuck you guys.


     
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      lewfather: .
      
      Crowe Diddly: you beat out hendrix, joplin, cobain, brian jones, ...
      
      Dan Druff: I turned 28 in the year 2000. Fuck that was a long time ago.
      
      simpdog: happy bday kid.
      
      LLL: Happy B-Day... Life begins at 30.
      
      JACKDANIELS: same same
      
      IamGreek: Here's 28 candles for ya iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
      
      rickastley: self-created birthday threads deserve so much red
      
      ftpjesus: <--Turned 27 in Dec 2000, had shitty birthday as my idiot stepmother mailed the funeral tape of my dad's funeral at Arlington and it arrived on my Birthday. Fuck Im old
      
      tony bagadonuts: What Crowe said, happy birthday SS
      
      WillieMcFML: rep-whoring rep, also because you hate black people
      
      DRK Star: I have tshirts older than you. Enjoy your cake.
      
      4Dragons: I don't remember 28
      
      Brittney Griner's Clit: I been a dick to this guy and just remembered how awesome his songs are rep
      
      nunbeater: get off of pfa and finish the goddamn durrrr/eminem video you fucking faggot
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  2. 12-14-2013, 04:58 PM #2
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    ALL SRSLY WANTS FOR HIS BIRTHDAY IS A BIG BOOTY HOE.

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  3. 12-14-2013, 05:02 PM #3
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    I'm gonna make some Henry's Chilli For One, rub one out, and cry myself to sleep.


     
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      Deal: don't forget to punish your liver
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  4. 12-14-2013, 05:17 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    I'm gonna make some Henry's Chilli For One, rub one out, and cry myself to sleep.

    What happened to Sarah?
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  5. 12-14-2013, 05:21 PM #5
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    Sorry to be a bearer of bad karma, but there will be a day that when you will say fuck birthdays, recognizing that its a curse and not a blessing..
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  6. 12-14-2013, 05:23 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    What happened to Sarah?
    She dumped me for some guy with more YouTube views.

    I was thinking about baking a cake for myself, but couldn't bring myself to do it. Eating icing out of a bowl now.


     
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      ftpjesus: She was using you to up her cred on the interwebs and when she didnt blamed you and not herself rep
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  7. 12-14-2013, 05:31 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    What happened to Sarah?
    She dumped me for some guy with more YouTube views.

    I was thinking about baking a cake for myself, but couldn't bring myself to do it. Eating icing out of a bowl now.

    If only someone would write a song about making cake batter and eating the entire pot...

    Also, perhaps the guy she dumped you for was viewbotting.
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  8. 12-14-2013, 05:31 PM #8
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    Congrats on making this long without dying. I passed out and woke up in a ditch in front of a nursing home on my 28th birthday. I hope yours is better than mine.

     
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  9. 12-14-2013, 05:37 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by shortbuspoker View Post
    Congrats on making this long without dying. I passed out and woke up in a ditch in front of a nursing home on my 28th birthday. I hope yours is better than mine.
    Dirt nap, you say? Doesn't sound so bad.

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  10. 12-14-2013, 05:51 PM #10
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    So let me get this straight, you share a birthday with Spike Jones? Ironic or fatalist?

    SPIKE JONES (1911-1965)

    GINGER LYNN 51

    TED RAIMI 48

    NOSTRADAMUS (1503-1566)


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  11. 12-14-2013, 05:57 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    So let me get this straight, you share a birthday with Spike Jones? Ironic or fatalist?
    Who cares? I don't care. None of this matters. Is this even real life?

    All I wanted for my birthday was a thread on PFA and you guys let me down. Now I'm back on the sauce and eating frosting with my hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    So let me get this straight, you share a birthday with Spike Jones? Ironic or fatalist?
    Who cares? I don't care. None of this matters. Is this even real life?

    All I wanted for my birthday was a thread on PFA and you guys let me down. Now I'm back on the sauce and eating frosting with my hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    So let me get this straight, you share a birthday with Spike Jones? Ironic or fatalist?
    Who cares? I don't care. None of this matters. Is this even real life?

    All I wanted for my birthday was a thread on PFA and you guys let me down. Now I'm back on the sauce and eating frosting with my hands.
    I have no idea how to tell if it's someone's birthday.


    Happy Birfday though, yo.

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    My Birthday is also the 14th December
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    AND

    Barely NSFW(Sorry about that Druff)
     


    Sent with regards and respect. Can't have a thread like this on PFA/NWP without some black cock.

     
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    Happy Birthday Thomas

    Thanks for all the entertainment you have provided me over the years.

    You sir, are Qualified.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    All I wanted for my birthday was a thread on PFA and you guys let me down. Now I'm back on the sauce and eating frosting with my hands.
    Maybe better if Josie showed up with teh nudez?
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    Happy Birthday
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    Cool

    Happy B-Day you old Fart!!!!!

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    What happened to Sarah?
    She dumped me for some guy with more YouTube views.

    ah, Sarah is career oriented
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)
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