***OFFICIAL MEN'S COLOGNES THREAD***

[4Dragons]

also, pro tip here: When you start going out with a chick, and you want to drive her nuts, leave a shirt over at her place (like a tshirt you sleep in). Spray it with your cologne. She will keep that thing on her bed and wont be able to get you out of her head. Tell her you want to leave it at her place so you have something to wear when you stay over. (Be prepared to lose the shirt if things go south).

If things are going well, she is stealing an item of clothing before you can leave one behind. Usually a coat. The species has a tendency to tuck their hands in the oversize sleeves. It's adorable.

[Baron Von Strucker]

colognes are for women. unless you smell so bad that deodorant or antiperspirant dosent work IE reeking like tobacco, bad body oder from diet or unhealthy life style,

i also believe that a lot of people find other peoples choices of colognes can be super offensive, any one ever smell patuli oil thats is some strong stuff,

also i am not a huge fan of putting stuff on my skin that isn't necessary including soap.

[vegas1369]

also i am not a huge fan of putting stuff on my skin that isn't necessary including soap.

So how do you clean yourself then?

[Avon Barksdale]

This one is for you Step

[Baron Von Strucker]

also i am not a huge fan of putting stuff on my skin that isn't necessary including soap.

So how do you clean yourself then?

I dident say i never use soap i will wash my hands with soap if they are dirty and wash my hair with soap a few times a week but will often just rinse my self in the shower more often than drag a bar of soap over my skin when it is not necessary. we do also use what ever neutral soap you can get with no additives. like this http://www.burtsbees.ca/natural-products/hair-shampoos/

[JUSTIFIEDhomicide]

My number 1 go to. Love this shit. Girls love Cologne, why wouldn't you? It's the same as dressing yourself...



My number 2, 3

[Bootsy Collins]

[JUSTIFIEDhomicide]

Honorable mention...

[mulva]

colognes are for women. unless you smell so bad that deodorant or antiperspirant dosent work IE reeking like tobacco, bad body oder from diet or unhealthy life style,

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i think fluffer can confirm this

[gut]

I used cologne when I was younger (another 90's cool water rep) but haven't touched the stuff for like 5, 8 years maybe? I notice no difference in the ability to attract others. I will say I also have a strong reaction to most perfumes/colognes as well, and the headaches and whatnot.

One natural thing I've noticed (accidentally at first) that seems to draw positive attention is simply the smell of citrus. Juice some grapefruits or lemons before your dates.

[4Dragons]

Bunch of goddamn hippies.

[OSA]

Oh btw I ended up buying Burberry Brit Rhythm...




Within my price range and not to overpowering, although 3-4 spritzes are needed.

I was thinking about this one.... but it was wayyyy to strong and slightly more exp....

[DRK Star]

Got into an argument at Macy's a couple of weeks ago with the mens' fragrance counter help.

Dont let me EVER catch you typing something this fucking ghey ever again!

[Avon Barksdale]

Got into an argument at Macy's a couple of weeks ago with the mens' fragrance counter help.

Dont let me EVER catch you typing something this fucking ghey ever again!

Jesus, I had to double check, I thought that was a OSA quote.

[nunbeater]

I used cologne when I was younger (another 90's cool water rep) but haven't touched the stuff for like 5, 8 years maybe? I notice no difference in the ability to attract others. I will say I also have a strong reaction to most perfumes/colognes as well, and the headaches and whatnot.

One natural thing I've noticed (accidentally at first) that seems to draw positive attention is simply the smell of citrus. Juice some grapefruits or lemons before your dates.

Same for me, I can't stand cologne but in all fairness to cologne most guys have no fucking idea how to use it and just slather it on so fucking thick you can cut the stench with a knife.

And you can never go wrong with a fresh peeled orange.

[DRK Star]

Seriously, another woman asked me today what cologne I was wearing. I wouldnt tell her because its cheap as shit.


Im telling you, BOD BLACK spray. It must be made with Unicorn piss. Women love it.

[nunbeater]

Seriously, another woman asked me today what cologne I was wearing. I wouldnt tell her because its cheap as shit.


Im telling you, BOD BLACK spray. It must be made with Unicorn piss. Women love it.

I just thought you were Bill Clinton working your charisma of a thousand Brad Pitts.

[OSA]

Seriously, another woman asked me today what cologne I was wearing. I wouldnt tell her because its cheap as shit.


Im telling you, BOD BLACK spray. It must be made with Unicorn piss. Women love it.

how do you apply?

[4Dragons]

Dont let me EVER catch you typing something this fucking ghey ever again!

Jesus, I had to double check, I thought that was a OSA quote.

I tried to do the whole Druff bad customer service routine. Came off queer I guess.

[DRK Star]

Seriously, another woman asked me today what cologne I was wearing. I wouldnt tell her because its cheap as shit.


Im telling you, BOD BLACK spray. It must be made with Unicorn piss. Women love it.

I just thought you were Bill Clinton working your charisma of a thousand Brad Pitts.