The Scotty Clark File: Cliffs Notes Version

[Steve-O]

After seeing Scotty's most recent Facebook conversation with a Lock Pro where he says: "Druff is running a poker fraud site, stealing the members from DonkDown, and declaring Lock a "scam site". I am over here fighting his whole god damn forum on Lock's behalf, by myself. But you know I aint scared ... Let's be tweeting it up with your friends" I've decided this guy is nothing but a liar. He doesn't care about Lock Poker one bit, he hasn't posted one sentence about Lock Poker in his 50 or so DonkDown posts... This is all about Scotty Clark.

And since Scotty decided to bring me into the fray....................here is a little biographical of Mr. Clark. And remember Scotty, there are 1,800 more words to this, it would be a shame if people really knew what a pos you can be. So pretty please, with a fucking cherry on top, go away and stop your nonsense feud.

THE SCOTTY CLARK FILE Cliffs Notes Version

If you don’t know who Scotty Clark is don’t worry, you’re definitely not alone. And after I’ve had the displeasure of witnessing this guy’s antics across a number of forums and on his blog you’ll be happy you don’t know him.

Let’s get this out of the way now. Scotty Clark could be the most unlikeable person in poker. Now, with some real doozies residing in our poker world you might be thinking that this is a pretty bold statement, but just give me a minute to explain why I have come to this conclusion.

Scotty got a little bit of notoriety when he wrote a four-part blog on why Annie Duke is the biggest Asshole in poker. And this is how he came to the attention of the poker forum. Since then Scotty Clark has proven to be a vindictive Internet stalker willing to offer money to find out a person’s real name, who uses racist language (the really bad words), and threatens violence (including references to anal rape) when challenged; a real sweetheart! And unlike Scotty, I can prove these accusations; they are facts and quotes straight from the donkey’s mouth.

Just to get us started, here are some quotes from Scotty Clark that give us a good feel for his character:

2. “But what do i know...Dan Druff knows it all and there was none left over for me. For my next trick, I will be doing knock knock n-word jokes.”
3. “When will you faggots admit Druff and you guys are total bitch cunts?”
4. “I will be doing these podcasts this time, only to bend Druff over and stick this big dick in him. In the end, he will wish it was Fluffer's cock deep inside of him instead of mine.”
5. “How it must suck to suck Johnny Hughes dick…”
6. "I thought the term "jew you down"...the term jew in this context, I thought it was similair to the words shimmy, fudge or budge."
7. In his signature at DonkDown, after linking to his blog he states “This is my shit nigga”.[I’m sure he’ll quickly edit this now]

[Bootsy Collins]

After seeing Scotty's most recent Facebook conversation with a Lock Pro where he says: "Druff is running a poker fraud site, stealing the members from DonkDown, and declaring Lock a "scam site". I am over here fighting his whole god damn forum on Lock's behalf, by myself. But you know I aint scared ... Let's be tweeting it up with your friends" I've decided this guy is nothing but a liar. He doesn't care about Lock Poker one bit, he hasn't posted one sentence about Lock Poker in his 50 or so DonkDown posts... This is all about Scotty Clark.

And since Scotty decided to bring me into the fray....................here is a little biographical of Mr. Clark. And remember Scotty, there are 1,800 more words to this, it would be a shame if all those sponsors and outlets you do business with on the sidebar of your blog knew your true character and how well you are representing them. So pretty please, with a fucking cherry on top, go away and stop your nonsense feud.

THE SCOTTY CLARK FILE Cliffs Notes Version

If you don’t know who Scotty Clark is don’t worry, you’re definitely not alone. And after I’ve had the displeasure of witnessing this guy’s antics across a number of forums and on his blog you’ll be happy you don’t know him.

Let’s get this out of the way now. Scotty Clark could be the most unlikeable person in poker. Now, with some real doozies residing in our poker world you might be thinking that this is a pretty bold statement, but just give me a minute to explain why I have come to this conclusion.

Scotty got a little bit of notoriety when he wrote a four-part blog on why Annie Duke is the biggest Asshole in poker. And this is how he came to the attention of the poker forum. Since then Scotty Clark has proven to be a vindictive Internet stalker willing to offer money to find out a person’s real name, who uses racist language (the really bad words), and threatens violence (including references to anal rape) when challenged; a real sweetheart! And unlike Scotty, I can prove these accusations; they are facts and quotes straight from the donkey’s mouth.

Just to get us started, here are some quotes from Scotty Clark that give us a good feel for his character:

2. “But what do i know...Dan Druff knows it all and there was none left over for me. For my next trick, I will be doing knock knock n-word jokes.”
3. “When will you faggots admit Druff and you guys are total bitch cunts?”
4. “I will be doing these podcasts this time, only to bend Druff over and stick this big dick in him. In the end, he will wish it was Fluffer's cock deep inside of him instead of mine.”
5. “How it must suck to suck Johnny Hughes dick…”
6. "I thought the term "jew you down"...the term jew in this context, I thought it was similair to the words shimmy, fudge or budge."
7. In his signature at DonkDown, after linking to his blog he states “This is my shit nigga”.[I’m sure he’ll quickly edit this now]

This might need to be bumped to the SSS threads

[Crowe Diddly]

Are you trying to DraftDay ol' Scotty?

[Steve-O]

Are you trying to DraftDay ol' Scotty?

No, but just letting him know the consequences if he decides to escalate this further... He is clearly "unhinged"

Now we will discover if Scotty can be reasonable or not... bets anyone??

***EDIT*** I altered the wording to take the draftday language out of the post

[Hockey Guy]

Are you trying to DraftDay ol' Scotty?

No, but just letting him know the consequences if he decides to escalate this further... He is clearly "unhinged"

Now we will discover if Scotty can be reasonable or not... bets anyone??

***EDIT*** I altered the wording to take the draftday language out of the post

I'll take $50 & I'll give you 3 to 1 that he becomes even more unhinged & unstable. I know, I know, I'm going waaaaay out on a limb here.
I will also throw in that he will never post a comment from anyone here even though it contains no bad language & was actually very polite.

[TheTemplar]

I just don't take this guy seriously. His rants are about as laughable as Hellmuth's. Except Hellmuth can actually play and people know him, so some people care. The only one in Scotty's corner who gives a shit is Scotty. It's actually pretty sad once you think about it.

[Deal]

Scotty is irrelevant. He is trying to increase hits to his blog by bashing people that have names. If he could do, or had done anything in his life worth writing about he would have. Nothing there, never will be.

[pikachar]

Scotty is irrelevant. He is trying to increase hits to his blog by bashing people that have names. If he could do, or had done anything in his life worth writing about he would have. Nothing there, never will be.

C'mon man, Scotty was nominated for Mod over at DD by Jewdonk, then he back stabbed Jewdonk after he offered to update his graphics on his blog...

This guy is uber elite, like better than PH, PI, and DN combined on their best days.... the stats don't lie
WSOP Stats
Hendon Mob

Best cash $27,720 in the Casino Employee Event... EPIC

If you didn't know this TIER NUMERO UNO POKAR PLAYA was in the UB TLB'z
Link to original post

Through all of this, I have continually stated I am no UB shill or insider. I began playing UB last summer, and I am a successful low limit MTT multi-tabler, and have won UBs weekly tournament board 7 times since Christmas of last year. Winning the TLB, entitled you to a headsup match versus a 'house pro' announced on the MAIN SCREEN of the site. (Sundays at 4:00 PM) Having your name on the marquee of the main page 7 times in a few months gives you a certain amount of credibility and respect with other low limit tournament grinders on the site. The TLB was a preoccupation for me, and I once played 160 MTTs in a week to win it. I lost $86 that week, but defeated Debo for a grand that Sunday. My average buyin is less than $13.00 Super User? lol.

I would go on to win 4 of the 7 heads up matches against the likes of Poker HO, Kanuck (James Worth), Shawn Rice, and Debo 34 (Gary Debernardi). I would net $9900 through my TLB pursuits at UB from December 07 to July 08.

MY take? The UB staff was 'at the least' familiar with my reputation as a solid tournament player on the site. FAST FOWARD. I auditioned for the show just like hundreds of others in Las Vegas during the WSOP. Like Allen Kessler said at the donkament at Binions the night after the audition, 'My friend was on that show. You would be PERFECT for that show! You got a good personality'.

a) Yeah braj, you got mad street cred having a name on a marquee, I beleve O.J. Simpson had his name on like 10+ Marquees during that murder thing.
b) He played 160 MTT's in a week, that's like 20+ a day, ~1 an hour, and only lost $86, and shipped $1K (ONCE)
c) He's got mad BR management, don't believe me, the mofo snapps off $35K in 2007, and he's still epic enough to drop $13 per MTT.
d) LIFETIME UB Shill Killa, 4 for 7, that's slightly above 50%, and the major payoff $9.9K (wait what, are you saying he only snapped off $2.9K off MTT's... yes I am) over 8 months that's like $1.2K/month... Burger King can't even beat that
e) He's sneaky like a Boeing 777... he flies so low and so fast he's gonna eat up you bankroll!

Aaaaaand theeeeeeeeeeeeers moar!

The beef with Johnny Hughes found here

Clifs, Johnny Hughes talks about old school staking, the tilt monkey fires off, and you know what happens... Johnny Hughes says thanks for the input, didn't know and Scotty Blogs about it just like the Druff beef...

BTW, I'm done with the tilt monkey, he burns too many people... hope he has fun in life, with no friends!

-the wanna be bitch, out

[Steve-O]

C'mon man, Scotty was nominated for Mod over at DD by Jewdonk, then he back stabbed Jewdonk after he offered to update his graphics on his blog...

This guy is uber elite, like better than PH, PI, and DN combined on their best days.... the stats don't lie
WSOP Stats
Hendon Mob

Best cash $27,720 in the Casino Employee Event... EPIC

If you didn't know this TIER NUMERO UNO POKAR PLAYA was in the UB TLB'z
Link to original post

Through all of this, I have continually stated I am no UB shill or insider. I began playing UB last summer, and I am a successful low limit MTT multi-tabler, and have won UBs weekly tournament board 7 times since Christmas of last year. Winning the TLB, entitled you to a headsup match versus a 'house pro' announced on the MAIN SCREEN of the site. (Sundays at 4:00 PM) Having your name on the marquee of the main page 7 times in a few months gives you a certain amount of credibility and respect with other low limit tournament grinders on the site. The TLB was a preoccupation for me, and I once played 160 MTTs in a week to win it. I lost $86 that week, but defeated Debo for a grand that Sunday. My average buyin is less than $13.00 Super User? lol.

I would go on to win 4 of the 7 heads up matches against the likes of Poker HO, Kanuck (James Worth), Shawn Rice, and Debo 34 (Gary Debernardi). I would net $9900 through my TLB pursuits at UB from December 07 to July 08.

MY take? The UB staff was 'at the least' familiar with my reputation as a solid tournament player on the site. FAST FOWARD. I auditioned for the show just like hundreds of others in Las Vegas during the WSOP. Like Allen Kessler said at the donkament at Binions the night after the audition, 'My friend was on that show. You would be PERFECT for that show! You got a good personality'.

a) Yeah braj, you got mad street cred having a name on a marquee, I beleve O.J. Simpson had his name on like 10+ Marquees during that murder thing.
b) He played 160 MTT's in a week, that's like 20+ a day, ~1 an hour, and only lost $86, and shipped $1K (ONCE)
c) He's got mad BR management, don't believe me, the mofo snapps off $35K in 2007, and he's still epic enough to drop $13 per MTT.
d) LIFETIME UB Shill Killa, 4 for 7, that's slightly above 50%, and the major payoff $9.9K (wait what, are you saying he only snapped off $2.9K off MTT's... yes I am) over 8 months that's like $1.2K/month... Burger King can't even beat that
e) He's sneaky like a Boeing 777... he flies so low and so fast he's gonna eat up you bankroll!

Aaaaaand theeeeeeeeeeeeers moar!

The beef with Johnny Hughes found here

Clifs, Johnny Hughes talks about old school staking, the tilt monkey fires off, and you know what happens... Johnny Hughes says thanks for the input, didn't know and Scotty Blogs about it just like the Druff beef...

BTW, I'm done with the tilt monkey, he burns too many people... hope he has fun in life, with no friends!

-the wanna be bitch, out

Correction, WSOP combined the stats of two different Scott Clarks our guy never hit the oldest two scores, which includes the big score. So wipe out those results for the casino employee event. Scotty Clark did win a WSOPC ring last year.

[tony bagadonuts]

Correction, WSOP combined the stats of two different Scott Clarks our guy never hit the oldest two scores, which includes the big score. So wipe out those results for the casino employee event. Scotty Clark did win a WSOPC ring last year.

Watch the dueling Scott Clarks, Steve. It really tilts him when you mix them up.

[pikachar]

Correction, WSOP combined the stats of two different Scott Clarks our guy never hit the oldest two scores, which includes the big score. So wipe out those results for the casino employee event. Scotty Clark did win a WSOPC ring last year.

Watch the dueling Scott Clarks, Steve. It really tilts him when you mix them up.

Let me preface this with a "I'm not trolling or fucking with tony bagadonuts"

You mean he has a tilt level 2?

[tony bagadonuts]

Watch the dueling Scott Clarks, Steve. It really tilts him when you mix them up.

Let me preface this with a "I'm not trolling or fucking with tony bagadonuts"

You mean he has a tilt level 2?

LOL, you're alright pikachar.

This guy should be wearing big red shoes and a big red nose because he is a fucking clown.

[pikachar]

Found the last piece of the puzzle for the epic thread this is...