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    JP Morgan Chase #AskJPM Event

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-1...-blew-its-face

    The Vice Chairman of JP Morgan Chase said we would take a Q&A tomorrow and you had to submit your questions via twitter. Turns out someone is going to end up getting fired instead. Check out the twitter #AskJPM (you can scroll through of all the questions at the link above). Some real comedy gold in here..... I'll list a few.



    Every morsel of anger resulting from the global financial crisis, and banks, was literally all just tweeted to #AskJPM



    What's the ROI we should expect on that capital you stole from... everybody? #AskJPM



    Did you always want to be part of a vast, corrupt criminal enterprise or did you "break bad"? #AskJPM



    If I sign papers for a new house today, How long will it take for you to steal it from me? #AskJPM



    How come that the second largest bank in the world was defeated by a bunch of trolls? #AskJPM



    Dave Collum @DavidBCollum

    #askjpm If your traders had to rip the face off Ghandi or Mother Theresa would they fat finger it and get 'em both?



    Rob Mascola @Rmascola

    #AskJPM If I owned a Senator, I'd make him pick up my dry cleaning. I hate doing that. What do you have your senators do?

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    Wu-Tang Financial @Wu_Tang_Finance
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    IS IT A FAIR ASSUMPTION THAT YO SOCIAL MEDIA TEAM DID NOT PROPERLY PROTECT YA NECK?


    Wu-Tang Financial? Are you fucking kidding me? Thats the funniest shit I've seen in weeks.

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    zerohedge is the tits...

    although if you read too much of their shit it makes you think the world is coming to an end in a few days and the world financial system is really, really, really fucked instead of being just really fucked...

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    JP Morgan Chase is a criminal organization who is part of The Federal Reserve Board. The FED is the most evil system ever to trample the rights of the American people and the world. Jackson and Lincoln kept them out of the United States for a 100 years. Then the FED finally got in to the United States in 1913. JFK was going to throw them out but instead died in Dallas before he could do it.

    This link could startle you if you read it.

    http://jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20i...ve_is_evil.htm

    Read history people because the answers are there.

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    Everybody should watch this. It's still happening today so you better brace yourself to get ass fucked again in a few years.

    Edit: Son of a bitch, here's the english version with Matt Damon on narration.


     
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    Last edited by Hockey Guy; 11-13-2013 at 08:12 PM.
    (•_•) ..
    ∫\ \___( •_•)
    _∫∫ _∫∫ɯ \ \

    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    zerohedge is the tits...

    although if you read too much of their shit it makes you think the world is coming to an end in a few days and the world financial system is really, really, really fucked instead of being just really fucked...
    This is a really excellent posting. I'm a big fan of the zerohedge/Peter Schiff/Marc Faber We're fucked porn. And I think on balance they are "more correct" then anything you will ever see on CNBC. That said anyone who bought a bunker and canned food back in 2008 is a whole lot more broke today trying to do the "right thing" when compared to the lemmings who held his nose in ignorance and kept his money in the market.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-1...-blew-its-face

    The Vice Chairman of JP Morgan Chase said we would take a Q&A tomorrow and you had to submit your questions via twitter. Turns out someone is going to end up getting fired instead. Check out the twitter #AskJPM (you can scroll through of all the questions at the link above). Some real comedy gold in here..... I'll list a few.



    Every morsel of anger resulting from the global financial crisis, and banks, was literally all just tweeted to #AskJPM



    What's the ROI we should expect on that capital you stole from... everybody? #AskJPM



    Did you always want to be part of a vast, corrupt criminal enterprise or did you "break bad"? #AskJPM



    If I sign papers for a new house today, How long will it take for you to steal it from me? #AskJPM



    How come that the second largest bank in the world was defeated by a bunch of trolls? #AskJPM



    Dave Collum @DavidBCollum

    #askjpm If your traders had to rip the face off Ghandi or Mother Theresa would they fat finger it and get 'em both?



    Rob Mascola @Rmascola

    #AskJPM If I owned a Senator, I'd make him pick up my dry cleaning. I hate doing that. What do you have your senators do?
    If you love traders ripping the faces off innocent widows you should read "Liars Poker" by Michael Lewis. Scumbags at Solomon Brothers. You'll thank me later.

    I can offer a two book parlay if you make the free call. Mortal lock.

     
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      tony bagadonuts: Liar's Poker is fantastic, I loved the bit about the vats of guacamole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post


    Everybody should watch this. It's still happening today so you better brace yourself to get ass fucked again in a few years.

    Edit: Son of a bitch, here's the english version with Matt Damon on narration.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-1...-blew-its-face

    The Vice Chairman of JP Morgan Chase said we would take a Q&A tomorrow and you had to submit your questions via twitter. Turns out someone is going to end up getting fired instead. Check out the twitter #AskJPM (you can scroll through of all the questions at the link above). Some real comedy gold in here..... I'll list a few.



    Every morsel of anger resulting from the global financial crisis, and banks, was literally all just tweeted to #AskJPM



    What's the ROI we should expect on that capital you stole from... everybody? #AskJPM



    Did you always want to be part of a vast, corrupt criminal enterprise or did you "break bad"? #AskJPM



    If I sign papers for a new house today, How long will it take for you to steal it from me? #AskJPM



    How come that the second largest bank in the world was defeated by a bunch of trolls? #AskJPM



    Dave Collum @DavidBCollum

    #askjpm If your traders had to rip the face off Ghandi or Mother Theresa would they fat finger it and get 'em both?



    Rob Mascola @Rmascola

    #AskJPM If I owned a Senator, I'd make him pick up my dry cleaning. I hate doing that. What do you have your senators do?
    If you love traders ripping the faces off innocent widows you should read "Liars Poker" by Michael Lewis. Scumbags at Solomon Brothers. You'll thank me later.

    I can offer a two book parlay if you make the free call. Mortal lock.
    Too Late.....And yes there were two very good reads.


     
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    Here's another good one about the global meltdown:

    (•_•) ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-1...-blew-its-face

    The Vice Chairman of JP Morgan Chase said we would take a Q&A tomorrow and you had to submit your questions via twitter. Turns out someone is going to end up getting fired instead. Check out the twitter #AskJPM (you can scroll through of all the questions at the link above). Some real comedy gold in here..... I'll list a few.



    Every morsel of anger resulting from the global financial crisis, and banks, was literally all just tweeted to #AskJPM



    What's the ROI we should expect on that capital you stole from... everybody? #AskJPM



    Did you always want to be part of a vast, corrupt criminal enterprise or did you "break bad"? #AskJPM



    If I sign papers for a new house today, How long will it take for you to steal it from me? #AskJPM



    How come that the second largest bank in the world was defeated by a bunch of trolls? #AskJPM



    Dave Collum @DavidBCollum

    #askjpm If your traders had to rip the face off Ghandi or Mother Theresa would they fat finger it and get 'em both?



    Rob Mascola @Rmascola

    #AskJPM If I owned a Senator, I'd make him pick up my dry cleaning. I hate doing that. What do you have your senators do?
    If you love traders ripping the faces off innocent widows you should read "Liars Poker" by Michael Lewis. Scumbags at Solomon Brothers. You'll thank me later.

    I can offer a two book parlay if you make the free call. Mortal lock.
    Tony Bag's, when did you read & why'd you pick it?

    Saw poker in the title?
    You're a trader - day or prop or otherwise?
    Or maybe I finally did something useful and someone read a book I recommended.

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