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    When I worked at a bar, I banged a 16 year old that the other door guy let in because her brother played in a band. II was 25 at the time and was legit worried that her dad would show up at the bar and shoot me.

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    in dog years was actually pretty good

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    Fucked a Mexican hooker once who told me she was 18. Afterward we became facebook friends so I could hit her up on facebook for repeats. Like a month or so later it was her birthday, and I saw a friend of hers wish her a happy 17th birthday on her facebook wall. I assume she was 18 because she told me she was, and hookers don't lie. I never did hit her up for a repeat though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SetofKs View Post
    Fucked a Mexican hooker once who told me she was 18. Afterward we became facebook friends so I could hit her up on facebook for repeats. Like a month or so later it was her birthday, and I saw a friend of hers wish her a happy 17th birthday on her facebook wall. I assume she was 18 because she told me she was, and hookers don't lie. I never did hit her up for a repeat though.
    The scandal is that you're facebook friends with your hookers.

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    The real question is can set of ks afford hong kong gentlemens club

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    the greatest strip club whore house on the face of this earth

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    we see you tijuana

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by SetofKs View Post
    Fucked a Mexican hooker once who told me she was 18. Afterward we became facebook friends so I could hit her up on facebook for repeats. Like a month or so later it was her birthday, and I saw a friend of hers wish her a happy 17th birthday on her facebook wall. I assume she was 18 because she told me she was, and hookers don't lie. I never did hit her up for a repeat though.
    The scandal is that you're facebook friends with your hookers.
    I don't text or call. I only communicate through facebook messenger. And my only use of my facebook account is the messenger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    Having sex with a 12-year-old doesn't matter if you were also 12 at the time.


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    I slept with a 16 year old when I was 18, that's the youngest. I got fired from a job as a tennis pro at 19 for nailing a 17 year old female I taught tennis to. Her and I became fuck buddies for the next 16 years.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
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    This is starting out as a pretty sick thread so.

    I'll change it to say the oldest woman I've slept with was 69.
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    To be fair, the court has mandated that he can't answer this question until 2023.

     
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    When I was 14 a 15 wanted to bone but she was a fatty, felt her up playing truth or dare, when I was at bball camp she jerked off my older brother who was 18...it might have been in front of her younger sister, but I never got the details.

    The younger sisters best friend was 12 or 13 and offered it up....made out with her and the younger sister on separate occasions but the first girls overbite turned me off and the younger sister never let me get past 2nd base.

    Probably could have done all three of them but my dad got transferred that summer...I was a bit of a pussy though so who knows...and TBH we were all too young.

    Had several girls come on to me in HS but they always had something that turned me off, in retrospect I should have pulled the trigger on about 8 of them....oh well.

    Youngest girl was 18 or 19 when I was in college.

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    2 hundred Canadian to set the man free
    that's my offer

    Todd, we're talking bout a playa heya
    that won't mean a thing but I'm all in at this point

    200 Canadian.....let's go

    sorry Zap if you feel the offer is way too low
    I'm dealing with a Jew here

    Wizzy

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    Todd thats about $150.00 US since the Canadian dollar is basically worthless monopoly money from a trash country

    Good luck penetrating the impenetrable iron curtain of that socialist dystopian hellscape, and executing a successful cash transfer with that miserable angry drunken prick

    I’m sure everything will go smoothly, and limitles will be an absolute pleasure to deal with

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    14, but I was 15. I lost my virginity to a 15 year old when I was 14. History repeats.
    Don't Tread on Anyone, mothafucka!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Thread should have asked, "What year you were born, and what was the latest year born of any girl you had sex with?"

    Having sex with a 12-year-old doesn't matter if you were also 12 at the time.
    Druff fo the sake of everyone who posted in this thread please delete

    Also Ben if you are reading this it does matter

     
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