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    chris christie 2024

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    Jello Cook & Serve Pudding. Chocolate

    The instant is shite and who the hell knows what is going on with the pre made stuff.

    The skin that forms on the top of the pudding as it cools. Oh baby.

    I will have some cooked up for the Republican debates

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    Im not sure Chris Christie has the best momentum now if any at all (lol..)

    Even there in NJ they've had a Democratic Governor now (Murphy) and so to win in a highly populated, so Liberal State State like NJ you need to be pretty Liberal, like New York (NYC).

    Christie during Trump years aligned himself pretty close to Trump which fast forward to today im not so sure that's a great today.. And as a Floridian ive heard Taxes up there are a reason people, and Business' want to be in a State like this, Florida. Its cheaper long-run, but ive not lived in NJ myself since 2010 so years, and am now a Floridian although still have family there so familiar with NJ. Christie was one when i was growing up for some years we had, Christine Todd Whitman also a Republican, and she wasn't bad, next might have been the Governor with the Gay Lover lol, McGreevy now here so.
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    Not to derail but around 9/11 in NJ we had Democrat Jim Mcgreevy who later resigned for a gay lower becoming known. It was something liek that but as Governor caused him that seat. Its been some years ill just link it, in case anyone cares or knows. Only in Jersey lol..


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Mc...on%20in%202006.

    https://governors.rutgers.edu/njn-ad...jim-mcgreevey/

    Does anyone here remember Governor McGreevey in NJ, this was something then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    Im not sure Chris Christie has the best momentum now if any at all (lol..)

    Even there in NJ they've had a Democratic Governor now (Murphy) and so to win in a highly populated, so Liberal State State like NJ you need to be pretty Liberal, like New York (NYC).

    Christie during Trump years aligned himself pretty close to Trump which fast forward to today im not so sure that's a great today.. And as a Floridian ive heard Taxes up there are a reason people, and Business' want to be in a State like this, Florida. Its cheaper long-run, but ive not lived in NJ myself since 2010 so years, and am now a Floridian although still have family there so familiar with NJ. Christie was one when i was growing up for some years we had, Christine Todd Whitman also a Republican, and she wasn't bad, next might have been the Governor with the Gay Lover lol, McGreevy now here so.
    The only way Chris Christie is getting momentum is if he sits on top of a hill, wraps his hands around his legs, and a few strong people give him a push.

     
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    hes the only vaguely normal person on either ticket so far.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    hes the only vaguely normal person on either ticket so far.
    Yeah, that's strike one in the current political climate.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mission146 View Post
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    hes the only vaguely normal person on either ticket so far.
    Yeah, that's strike one in the current political climate.

    he splits literally every demo.

    pretty sure if they held a 3 way election tomorrow between biden, trump, and christie he would get 60% of the popular vote by simply parroting centerist status quo talking points and munching on his cheese steak sandwich whenever team retard tries to get him going about groomers etc.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    Yeah, that's strike one in the current political climate.

    he splits literally every demo.

    pretty sure if they held a 3 way election tomorrow between biden, trump, and christie he would get 60% of the popular vote by simply parroting centerist status quo talking points and munching on his cheese steak sandwich whenever team retard tries to get him going about groomers etc.
    That would be amazing!!!

    If Christie goes to the debate stage with a plate piled high with food from a Chinese buffet, he has my vote. I don't even give a fuck.
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    Oh, he’s definitely normal


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    They just need to make sure he gets the podium closest to stage left, otherwise he'll probably drop over from a massive fucking coronary just trying to take his spot.

    If he did, I'd write him in.
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    great…

    for the next year we will have an entourage of Republican ‘candidates’ throwing their hat in the ring for the nomination and wasting an obscene amount of money

    and then when all the hoopla, debates, mud slinging, and pandering is finally over and the dust settles…

    Trump will be the Republican nominee

    how about we just fast forward to election day and get this over with

    LOL @ anyone in the Republican party thinking even for a second that they have a hope in hell of getting the nomination

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    Highlight for Christie annihilating Marco Rubio's campaign as efficiently and comprehensively as Brother Jaffe annihilated Druff's reputation to the point of freeing Tyde as a diversion.

    If I recall Christie had 0.0% chance at this point but must just hate Rubio passionately to have taken him out.



     
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    A fat Italian guy who comes off like a mafioso is not going to win the nomination.

    Then there's the whole Bridgegate thing, which was pretty egregious, intentionally snarling traffic on the George Washington Bridge simply to punish the mayor of Fort Lee, NJ for not supporting him.

    Chris Christie's poll numbers actually went DOWN after what he did to Rubio. It was a suicide bombing, and he only did it to kiss ass to Trump. He was hoping for a VP spot at that point. He didn't get it, and never got a spot in Trump's Administration. He foolishly became a Trump lackey for awhile, yet got no reward for it. Basically got completely cucked by Trump, before getting thrown away like yesterday's garbage.

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    Chris Christie has 0 chance. I am a die hard Republican and I find him supremely annoying. But the real reason is he is so fucking fat, and he even had gastro bypass surgery, very surprised he made it out of Covid, he damn near died from it. I saw him the other day on a news show, and he has to be 400 lbs. He looks like a 1980s pro wrestler. You can barely understand him when he talks because he has like 3 chins. I don't like the fact I pick on peoples appearances, but you can't be a gigantic mass of fat and expect to win the nomination. He is a walking heart attack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    A fat Italian guy who comes off like a mafioso is not going to win the nomination.

    Then there's the whole Bridgegate thing, which was pretty egregious, intentionally snarling traffic on the George Washington Bridge simply to punish the mayor of Fort Lee, NJ for not supporting him.

    Chris Christie's poll numbers actually went DOWN after what he did to Rubio. It was a suicide bombing, and he only did it to kiss ass to Trump. He was hoping for a VP spot at that point. He didn't get it, and never got a spot in Trump's Administration. He foolishly became a Trump lackey for awhile, yet got no reward for it. Basically got completely cucked by Trump, before getting thrown away like yesterday's garbage.

    no ones going to care about any of that if its a choice between him and a convicted white nationalist rapist, or whatever drooling nonsense biden is capable of once he primaries trump and main event debates come.


    chris christie is a simple fuckup who isnt going to rock the boat in any one direction.

    maga might not vote for him but no one under 30 is going to show up to vote for biden so im pretty sure he wins comfortably.

    the one scenario that sinks him is where newsom leaps onto the stage and pile drivers biden, climbs onto the top rope, diving knee drops all 3 moderators, and then grabs christie's mic to do a shoot on putin.

    short of that he just needs to enjoy his sandwich and not say anything stupid about trans people and he's got this.
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    Trying to Capitalize on maybe an early Trump/DeSantis Split here interesting timing- https://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-b2342464.html

    "The campaign will reportedly be backed by billionaire New York Mets owner Steve Cohen. Mr Christie, a former Trump ally turned vocal critic, has not yet publicly announced a campaign. Mr Cohen, who spent millions supporting pro-Christie groups during the 2016 election, has declined to comment on his potential support of the former New Jersey leader going forward."

    Not Murdoch but a pretty big backer minus his MLB ownership (Mets)

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