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    How old your mom was back in 2001?

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    Does Brandi story even crack top 3 for salacious sklansky sex scandals?

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    Does it count if I didn't bust in her?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Does it count if I didn't bust in her?
    Still counts, just harder to prove
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I suspect Sonny has passed away.

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    What a whack job he is/was.

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    It should go without saying that the age doesn't matter as much as the gap. If you have sex with a 15 year old when you're 16 it's not a big deal. If you're still slaying highschoolers a decade later, that's a different story (and possibly a ticket to a senate seat).

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlunderMaker View Post
    It should go without saying that the age doesn't matter as much as the gap. If you have sex with a 15 year old when you're 16 it's not a big deal. If you're still slaying highschoolers a decade later, that's a different story (and possibly a ticket to a senate seat).
    yes, i hooked up with a 19 year old when I was 26 and it gave me bad feelings. Especially because I met her when she was 16. I still crank it to the memory occasionally though

     
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    hmm Does it count if your female cousin gives you a BJ when shes 9 and your 12??? .. Not asking for me but for a friend from WV or was it KinFucky??

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    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    I didn't have sex until I was a sophomore in College. Me and the other girl were 19. Also, she was not a virgin and to the best of my knowledge I have never had sex with a virgin or a chick under 19. And I had opportunities too, it was just never a priority. For whatever reason my sex drive didn't really kick in until I was 19 or so. Is something I definitely regret.
    no wonder you are such a terrible poster

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    i never fucked a virgin either, all the girls I know are sluts

     
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    Youngest was 16, when I was 15. Age of consent in Indiana was 16 at the time, I think it still is. I've taken 4 virginities but other than that 16 year old they were all at least 18. 18, 19 and 26 believe it or not. I was surprised I got there with the 26 year old. What's even more amazing is she was French and they're notorious for fucking early and often, but she was more reserved. I was 19, in college, and she was a grad student in love with her thesis advisor. I guess he valued his tenure or maybe his wife more than he valued his student's pussy, so I was her fallback guy. I didn't mind though, drilled her good.

    :borat

     
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    Reminder that unless you wed a virgin you're cursed to spend the rest of your life with another man's leftovers.

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    "Drilled her good"





     
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    Joseph was 90 and Mary was only 12 when Jesus was "conceived". I dunno if this technically counts cause there was some spiritual intervention, but if it does than we should all be in awe of the 78 year old age gap.

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    "Drilled her good"





    Quoting your own retarded post that was completely ignored by everyone is the definition of pathetic. I now understand why you so desperately hang so tightly from Marty's sack. Get a fucking cat.

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    Quoting a post you think is retarded and projecting your own fail is the opitimy of pathetic.........................get a pussy..........hold the chemo.......

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsSatire View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    I didn't have sex until I was a sophomore in College. Me and the other girl were 19. Also, she was not a virgin and to the best of my knowledge I have never had sex with a virgin or a chick under 19. And I had opportunities too, it was just never a priority. For whatever reason my sex drive didn't really kick in until I was 19 or so. Is something I definitely regret.
    no wonder you are such a terrible poster
    I dunno about the causality you are attributing, but when I was in high school if you wanted to go to a good college and didn't have family connections or could get in through affirmative action as a "minority" you had to take a million AP classes and study for AP tests. I dunno if it is still like this or not, I suspect it is. I also did sports and really spent all my time studying. I am pretty sure I had less actual free time in high school than at any other point in my life, and that is counting when I had an infant child.

    If I could go back in time with my current priorities and view of life I would definitely do things differently. Looking back there was a couple girls that I definitely could have fucked if I took initiative, but it just wasn't a priority at that time.

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    lol wtf ??

     
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    LIL ED SHEERAN <3
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    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsSatire View Post
    no wonder you are such a terrible poster
    I dunno about the causality you are attributing, but when I was in high school if you wanted to go to a good college and didn't have family connections or could get in through affirmative action as a "minority" you had to take a million AP classes and study for AP tests. I dunno if it is still like this or not, I suspect it is. I also did sports and really spent all my time studying. I am pretty sure I had less actual free time in high school than at any other point in my life, and that is counting when I had an infant child.

    If I could go back in time with my current priorities and view of life I would definitely do things differently. Looking back there was a couple girls that I definitely could have fucked if I took initiative, but it just wasn't a priority at that time.
    Verminaard === druff with substance abuse issues

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