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    I went to McDonald's and got some breakfast (trip report)

    I just went to McDonald's. I pulled up to the thing and rolled down the window of my Hyundai Sonata. I was greeted by a friendly woman who offered me 2 egg mcmuffins for 3.33. I accepted the offer, and added on 1 order of hotcakes and a large coke. Everything was awesome, but unfortunately I spilled the coke when I got home. I rushed to the bathroom and grabbed a brown towel. I placed the towel over the coke puddle and stepped on it. Then i ate 2 egg mcmuffins and 1 order of hotcakes. I put butter and syrup on my hotcakes. Then I smoked some weed, logged onto Poker Fraud Alert and posted this thread

     
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    I was also drunk the whole time, especially while driving.

     
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      Deal: Great story but drinking and driving requires neg

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    On the way back home, I listened to Rocks Off by the Rolling Stones, a british rock and roll band. I smoked a marlboro red 100 and drummed along on the steering wheel. The crash cymbals sound great on that song.

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    Deal... I was only a little bit drunk. Also, the trip to McDonald's was about 3 minutes and I didn't have to go over 35 mph. The sun was up, and I was super super careful.

     
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    Deal: Great story but drinking and driving requires neg

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