I just went to McDonald's. I pulled up to the thing and rolled down the window of my Hyundai Sonata. I was greeted by a friendly woman who offered me 2 egg mcmuffins for 3.33. I accepted the offer, and added on 1 order of hotcakes and a large coke. Everything was awesome, but unfortunately I spilled the coke when I got home. I rushed to the bathroom and grabbed a brown towel. I placed the towel over the coke puddle and stepped on it. Then i ate 2 egg mcmuffins and 1 order of hotcakes. I put butter and syrup on my hotcakes. Then I smoked some weed, logged onto Poker Fraud Alert and posted this thread