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    don't forget that there's free UFC tonight

    I'm multi-tabling between Bama/LSU and UFC Fight Night. Hendo vs Vitor main event.

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    Holy fuck. Paulo Thiago tapping to strikes. That shits unheard of in Brazil.

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    that sadfaced the shit out of me.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Its hilarious how bad this announcing is, is that Kenny Florian?

    Hes literally reverse-wormholing in real time.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Any chance Vitor and Hendo go the distance...

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    as juiced up as vitor is, i doubt it, i dont think he can keep those arms fed for more than 5 minutes.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    I doubt it gets to the fourth round these two guys aren't young anymore and each has the ability to KO the other though obvously Vitor has been doing better lately then Hendo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    as juiced up as vitor is, i doubt it, i dont think he can keep those arms fed for more than 5 minutes.
    I doubt that Vitor will ever fight in the US again. I don't know exactly what the hell he's on besides the TRT but it can't be legal.

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    LOLOLOLLOL hilarious

    Henderson is gone from UFC after that.

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    Jesus.

    Is Vitor fighting out of Rio de Janerio by way of Paducah, Kentucky?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    as juiced up as vitor is, i doubt it, i dont think he can keep those arms fed for more than 5 minutes.
    Good call. That shit didn't take 2 minutes. Any way in hell he pisses clean though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    as juiced up as vitor is, i doubt it, i dont think he can keep those arms fed for more than 5 minutes.
    Good call. That shit didn't take 2 minutes. Any way in hell he pisses clean though?
    UFC is getting to be ridiculous. No way that Dana can say that this was a fair and clean fight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post

    Good call. That shit didn't take 2 minutes. Any way in hell he pisses clean though?
    UFC is getting to be ridiculous. No way that Dana can say that this was a fair and clean fight.
    Why? they're both on TRT.
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    Henderson continues that same slow ass move to come at his opponent with he's been lucky his ass hasn't been KO'ed a few times now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post

    UFC is getting to be ridiculous. No way that Dana can say that this was a fair and clean fight.
    Why? they're both on TRT.
    You're right but Step has a point. Vitor will not be able to fight anywhere that doesn't allow TRT. No way that they have him vs the winner of Wediman/Silva 2 in Brazil. As good as he looks, he has painted himself into a corner of sorts.

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    Im happy for Vitor, hes great, but hes on my death list as of tonight.

    If he can make it 12 months without a heart attack I'll be absolutely floored.

    He looks... terrible. He looks like a guy about to have a heart attack.

     
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    Hendo is on replacement test after decades of weight cutting going all the way back to being a kid. Can't say it's fair but he is subject to the same elevated levels testing as anyone. Vitor is on TRT too, but there's absolutely no way he's not on an absolute cocktail of shit that wouldn't make Shawn Merriman proud to go along with it. I am pretty sure that is the first time Hendo has ever been even rocked, let alone finished. It's time for the guy to hang it up. He is an all time goat and shouldn't be fighting Brazilian Kenny Powerses that have failed juicing tests in the past at 43.

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    I just saw a clip of the fight and fucking Vitor's traps are 3 times larger than abnormally large, which for anyone who didn't already know is the classic sign of doping because of all the andro receptors in the area. The problem is that the dude looks to be a next level doper amongst dopers.

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    after what hendo did to bisping he can do whatever the fuck he pleases, for ever. the world owes him that.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    thread needs more heathen.



    Sportscenter loves this KO tonight.

     
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