so yeah things are moving along nicely with my whole 'buy a house and stop living like a nomadic white n-word' scheme. ive decided to settle on something that needs work done, long story short. that way i get a plot with huge potential, and the ability to determine my homes aesthetic fate without tearing out other peoples work.
the problem that im encountering is that refinancing for home improvement loans is a savage ass fuck of a hassle right now.
case in point, the 203k home improvement loan. just like the FHA loan, its been "revised" recently in the interests of making it less risky and more profitable to this nations fiscal overlords.
so what we have at this point is nothing but a hugely expensive rat king of unbelievably specific and arcane rules, most of which the average contractor simply refuses to entertain, that takes up to 6 months to get funding delegated and cant be paid off in advance because its rolled into the fucking home loan, along with its insurance, along with the fucking bump from the increase in property tax. more or less.
so what im wondering is; what the fuck are the remaining options, beyond just paying cash for various small projects?