Man Sues Wife for Ugly Children and WINS! SFW

[fluffer]

In a case sure to have consequences for our resident Indonesians, a Chinese man was recently awarded $120K after successfully suing his wife for misrepresentation of her looks. Mistakenly believing that his wife was born attractive, the man married and impregnated the ugly Peking duckling THREE TIMES.

http://www.chicagonow.com/dad-all-da...kids-and-wins/



The first time, the kid came out like an ugly version of the dad, which wasn't such a big deal because Dad was very handsome and he figured it was just a case of bad luck. The second kid came out looking like the pre-surgery version of the mom and Dad was highly displeased but figured the kid has some genetic disorder and chalked it up to a recessive gene somewhere. But when the third kid came out looking like an uglier version of the second kid, dad knew something was up. He began wondering why he'd never seen any photos of his wife as a baby and dug into his wife's past and turned up some pics that were just a bit disturbing.

Caveat Emptor to men who go searching for Asian brides -- if her family has money, she will have already had plastic surgery by the time she's 16 to fix her eyes, lips, nose and breasts.

[Prodigal son]

In a case sure to have consequences for our resident Indonesians, a Chinese man was recently awarded $120K after successfully suing his wife for misrepresentation of her looks. Mistakenly believing that his wife was born attractive, the man married and impregnated the ugly Peking duckling THREE TIMES.

http://www.chicagonow.com/dad-all-da...kids-and-wins/



The first time, the kid came out like an ugly version of the dad, which wasn't such a big deal because Dad was very handsome and he figured it was just a case of bad luck. The second kid came out looking like the pre-surgery version of the mom and Dad was highly displeased but figured the kid has some genetic disorder and chalked it up to a recessive gene somewhere. But when the third kid came out looking like an uglier version of the second kid, dad knew something was up. He began wondering why he'd never seen any photos of his wife as a baby and dug into his wife's past and turned up some pics that were just a bit disturbing.

Caveat Emptor to men who go searching for Asian brides -- if her family has money, she will have already had plastic surgery by the time she's 16 to fix her eyes, lips, nose and breasts.

The defense has no argument, your honor.

[Dan Druff]

Chinese plastic surgeon who performed that one is about to get a huge uptick in business.

[Rollo Tomasi]

Chinese plastic surgeon who performed that one is about to get a huge uptick in business.

can he fix this

[Rollo Tomasi]

or this

believe it or not it's a she and actually is Donatella Versace

[Dan Druff]

Come to think of it, this girl (after surgery) has a similar look to a lot of the "hot" Asian girls I have seen playing high limits at Commerce over the years.

I wonder how many of them had similar surgeries before appearing out of nowhere in the world of high limit poker.

[fluffer]

Come to think of it, this girl (after surgery) has a similar look to a lot of the "hot" Asian girls I have seen playing high limits at Commerce over the years.

I wonder how many of them had similar surgeries before appearing out of nowhere in the world of high limit poker.

very common, asians are self loathing, hence the Americanizing of their looks

[Rollo Tomasi]

Come to think of it, this girl (after surgery) has a similar look to a lot of the "hot" Asian girls I have seen playing high limits at Commerce over the years.

I wonder how many of them had similar surgeries before appearing out of nowhere in the world of high limit poker.

very common, asians are self loathing, hence the Americanizing of their looks

can you blame them

[Belly Buster]

The defense has no argument, your honor.

[DJ_Chaps]

Article is funny, but fake.