*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[Sanlmar]

The NBA is a sickness but congrats

Completely random outcome. Like watching a roulette ball.

Get help

[Dan Druff]

Did I call almost getting fucked or what?

Got down to 5, thanks to the Bucks being stupid and letting a 17 point very late lead get to 5.

Had to get 2 Giannis free throws at the end AND have the trash time last shot miss.

123-116

By the skin of my fucking teeth.

I'm probably the only guy sweating that end. Everyone else who bet on it had their result.

[Dan Druff]

Good day though.

3-0, including a +230 half bet on the Bucks -6.5.

Now 12-4 in last 16 in MLB despite betting only small favorites, totals, and dogs.

[Sanlmar]

Good day though.

3-0, including a +230 half bet on the Bucks -6.5.

Now 12-4 in last 16 in MLB despite betting only small favorites, totals, and dogs.

Nice work.

Kershaw needs you now.

[Daly]

Mike Minor again last night....

[Dan Druff]

Mike Minor again last night....

To be fair, it was against the awful Blue Jays lineup.

But he did get screwed, going 8 shutout and getting a no decision, with his team ultimately losing.

[Dan Druff]

Three MLB picks today:

St. Louis (Wacha) +102 at Cubs (F. Yu Darvish)
Atlanta (Soroka) at Miami (T. Richards) - Under 7.5 -110
Oakland (Bassitt) at Pittsburgh (T. Williams) - Under 8 -110

[Dan Druff]

Value has increased on my futures

Bucks/Blazers finals matchup has moved from my +4150 to +1485
Blazers Western Conference champs has moved from my +2000 to +825

Honestly I think the Bucks are going to make it to the Finals, the Blazers will beat Denver, but the real trouble will be the Warriors. Hard to see the Blazers getting past them, but maybe if the Warriors don't take them seriously enough, it can slip away.

I could always hedge, I guess. I'll have to see the series line on the Warriors if it gets down to Warriors/Blazers.

[Dan Druff]

Golden State vs. Houston - Under 220.5 (221 on Bovada for some people)

[Dan Druff]

Fading F. Yu is one of my favorite things to do this year in sportsbetting.

Revenge for fucking up the Dodgers' World Series in 2017.

[simpdog]

Golden State vs. Houston - Under 220.5 (221 on Bovada for some people)

Have you already bet?

I’ll take over

[Sanlmar]

Simp, I’m going to put you down for bruins cbj under 5.5 -130

[Dan Druff]

Golden State vs. Houston - Under 220.5 (221 on Bovada for some people)

Have you already bet?

I’ll take over

Yes, I bet already.

Anyway, horrible game with the Cardinals.

Up 5-1, and they gave up a grand slam to a crappy catcher. So it's 5-5.

Then they load the bases with 1 out, can't score. Then they load 'em again in the 8th and can't score.

Then Baez pops off a homer in the bottom half, and that's it.

Felt like I should have won that.

[simpdog]

Taking Jacobs small in boxing

Wish JmM was around to discuss

[Sanlmar]

Simp, I’m going to put you down for bruins cbj under 5.5 -130

I was working out a payment plan for you but tore it up when the Rockets game went over.

Tablet - GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS at HOUSTON ROCKETS [BASKET PROPS] Total OVER 219.5

You don’t have to hide. We’re good

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

san we gotta test your degen levels here...

happened upon some aussie rules football on FS2...need to get you to start live betting this shit...keep you occupied until 4AM ET...

[BCR]

I will not get suckered in by the Sixers like even though the Raptors with a banged up Siakam would be expected to score about 75 points.

[Sanlmar]

I will not get suckered in by the Sixers like even though the Raptors with a banged up Siakam would be expected to score about 75 points.

I have stayed clear of NBA for the most part. I looked and 76’ers were very compelling. This individual game feels almost too obvious.

I took a futures bet instead. Think about it

NBA SERIES - 219 76ERS Series Prices -127 for Game

908 Arizona Diamondbacks/Colorado Rockies under 5 -110 for 1st 5 Innings L
907 Arizona Diamondbacks +123 for Game L

Grienke & Marquez. Grienke started as an auto fade (correctly) but has looked positively great recently even on the road. D’Backs have had a hot hand too.
His XFip & ERA square up top. Gotta follow the numbers

922 Kansas City Royals/Detroit Tigers under 4½ -105 for 1st 5 Innings W
i will tell the guys at GA Monday about this. I can hear the applause
KC 15 - Detroit 3 last night

[simpdog]

Raptors are going to the NBA finals.

Sorry Druff

Sorry Sanlmar.

Don’t fight it. It’s okay.

[Sanlmar]

Raptors are going to the NBA finals.

Sorry Druff

Sorry Sanlmar.

Don’t fight it. It’s okay.

Smoke more weed Simp.

I am in the penalty box. I’m just posting to miraculously recover record. I’m poison right now.

953 WASHINGTON NATIONALS -125 FOR 1ST 5 INNINGS Push

972 HOUSTON ASTROS -1½ -140 W
958 CHICAGO CUBS -1½ -127 L

956 PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES/ST. LOUIS CARDINALS UNDER 5 -120 FOR 1ST 5 INNINGS L

Dodgers fade
MLB SERIES - 857 BRAVES SERIES PRICES +185 FOR GAME

We are pending approval from Simp
Bruins/CBJ under 1P -120 W