This Texas game is really crazy.
4-1 Cubs, then 5-4 Rangers on a slam, then 8-5 Cubs, now 8-8 after a triple knocking in 2.
This Texas game is really crazy.
4-1 Cubs, then 5-4 Rangers on a slam, then 8-5 Cubs, now 8-8 after a triple knocking in 2.
well san, that was certainly a puke inducing way to lose an under in the BOS/DET game...jesus fucking Christ, unreal...
I don't know how he suddenly became an NHL handicapping prodigy, but I've become a believer.
What a day.
Cincy/Pirates came easy, but the rest was a big sweat.
Cardinals/Brewers was close the whole way, seemed to be in line to win, and then 2 runs in the bottom of the 9th made it tie.
Cubs and Rangers were trading leads back and forth over and over, until the Rangers won with a walkoff in the bottom of the 9th, 11-10.
Golden State under looked lousy in the first half, then looked great by the mid-4th, then looked like a lock with 2:57 left, 22.5 points still under, and trash time in a huge blowout. Then the scrubs all put in a flurry of baskets, and it squeaked by covering by 1.5.
The Detroit NHL pick of simp's was looking good up 2-0, then was down 3-2 going into the 3rd. Then it crushed the 3rd and easily won 6-3.
So all in all, I had two dog wins (one thanks to simp), two totals wins, and one tie. Can't complain!
Don't get worried by Druff's April Fools' Day Joke.....FBI/DOJ have us on the list because we're straight up stealing from the bookies.
Wash/FL over 1.5 first period -190 Loss
Tampa -1.5 -105 Win
Tampa over 1.5 first period -200 Win
CGY/LA under 6 Loss
Edmonton +190 ML loss
Edmonton/Vegas over 1.5 first period. loss
Last edited by simpdog; 04-02-2019 at 07:41 AM.
Honestly, I didn't fall for the April fool's, I was just anxious to get to Simpdogs picks in time...
"Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Gerson
"ann coulter literally has more common sense than pfa."-Sonatine
"Real grinders supports poker fraud"- Ray Davis
"DRILLED HER GOOD"- HONGKONGER
Pick from jail.
Had to bribe a guard to have him let me post this, so I hope you appreciate it.
Atlanta (Newcomb) -105 vs. Cubs (Hendricks)
Fired on Edmonton +210 and Calgary under 6 -123.
Gl everyone
NBA
Dallas +175 vs. Philadelphia - No Embiid or Butler
Also, Braves up 8-0 and Dallas up by 20.
Maybe simp's NHL results are contagious to other sports and other handicappers.
I should have mentioned that Dallas was one of my favorite picks in a long time. Two stars out for Philly, Dallas at home, AND it's +175? Get the fuck outta here. I am only sorry I didn't double bet it, because I legit loved that one. I would have taken it as a favorite.
Two bonus baseball picks:
Angels (Stratton) +104 (down to -105 ok) at Seattle (F. Hernandez) - King Felix is going to get hammered.
Oakland (Brooks) +127 vs. Boston (Price) - Price's problems are back. He looked terrible in the spring and barely pitched.
Both starting 7:05-7:10 PDT
Looks like we need Edmonton to come back and win to salvage these later games. I think we can already write off the Calgary under. (In simp's defense, I saw the sharps in general liked that under.) Over 1st period Oilers already lost though I didn't bet that one.
I still have some hope, given what we saw with Detroit yesterday.
Pretty good start to MLB despite the 1-2 beginning. Since then:
Miami (P. Lopez) +121 vs. Colorado (T. Anderson) - WON
Pittsburgh (T. Williams) at Cincinnati (S. Gray) - Under 8 -105 - WON
St. Louis (Wacha) at Milwaukee (Burnes) - Under 9 -115 - TIED
Texas (Lynn) +117 vs. Cubs (Hamels) - WON
Atlanta (Newcomb) -105 vs. Cubs (Hendricks) - WON
Angels (Stratton) +104 at Seattle (F. Hernandez) - LOST
Oakland (Brooks) +127 vs. Boston (Price) - WON
That's 5-1-1, +4.55 units
Overall: 6-3-1, +3.85 units
Underdogs: 4-3 (+1.95)
Totals: 1-0-1 (+0.95)
Favorites: 1-0 (+0.95)
FYI every bet is one unit (no matter what, at least for record-keeping), and if the listed pitchers don't go, the bet is no-action.
Where is simp today? Wanna take another crack at the NHL.
Anyway, here's a last minute MLB pick. More coming soon.
Colorado (Freeland) +158 at Tampa (Snell)
Starting 4:10pm PDT
There are currently 20 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 20 guests)