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[Daly]

Druff gives me a bad rap about the Dodgers. I call ‘em as I see ‘em.

TABLET - BASEBALL - MLB - 914 LOS ANGELES DODGERS -160 FOR 1ST 5 INNINGS

The great ones are falling. Greinke vs “Pee You” Ryu. I am steering clear of the bullpen.

Greinke is done. He will be back on his anxiety medication by the 4th inning.

While scouting the Dodgers this spring I heard Tim Neverett doing Dodger radio play by play. Neverett is the old Red Sox announcer.

I cannot describe how surreal that fine voice describing such awful play can be.

Break out the prozac

[Dan Druff]

I'm going to go back at the end of the season and look at my record regarding Detroit.

It's gotta be almost .000, to the point where my non-Detroit NBA picks are probably doing damn well overall.

I'm about to lose another one. I've got to stay away from that team. I simply don't understand them, apparently.

On the bright side (for the moment), the Mavs are ahead by 9 near the beginning of the 3rd, and that's a +210.

[Sanlmar]

Oregon M.l. / Tex tech +2 -115/ purdue +115

Who is this masked man?

I want to bet Oregon so badly. +8.5 is a lot of points. If I see 9 I will be morally obligated. Oregon shooting so well. Only chance is to keep that up.

I have Texas Tech a little larger than usual.

Good job with Purdue.

Hope you sweep

[Dan Druff]

shoeshine box is the guy who called into radio recently and talked about his cancer.

He's dealt to me at the WSOP and other places over the years in Vegas. Somehow I always run well when he deals to me.

[Daly]

I'm going to go back at the end of the season and look at my record regarding Detroit.

It's gotta be almost .000, to the point where my non-Detroit NBA picks are probably doing damn well overall.

I'm about to lose another one. I've got to stay away from that team. I simply don't understand them, apparently.

On the bright side (for the moment), the Mavs are ahead by 9 near the beginning of the 3rd, and that's a +210.

I consider myself a better than average college football guy. I swear I’m 1-99 lifetime betting on or against Syracuse.

[simpdog]

san you interested in cole/snell under 6.5 at EVEN?

I’m a little overextended. I gotta pass. What with trolling Druff, I have my hands full. I’ll chat at 6pm

The Yankees and DeGrom worked

I didn’t tell you about this parlay. +132 Remember NBA tanking? Basically, I’m getting +132 gambling Dodgers.

MOBILE - BASKETBALL - NBA - 516 SAN ANTONIO SPURS -850 FOR GAME Cleveland

MOBILE - BASEBALL - MLB - 920 NEW YORK YANKEES -350 FOR GAME

MOBILE - BASEBALL - MLB - 914 LOS ANGELES DODGERS -163 FOR GAME

I know what you like and you would not have done it.

How'd this one work out for you?

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

simp's losing his touch...took CHI/SJ a whole period and a quarter to go over the game total...

[Sanlmar]

Simp 4-2 on his posted plays

Don’t give up on him.

Hawks Sharks was like the old days.

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

Simp 4-2 on his posted plays

Don’t give up on him.

Hawks Sharks was like the old days.

I need to go with you and simp to GA...wrote down that I bet the MON/CBJ game and never put the bet down...feel like I flushed another 2" of TV there...

[Sanlmar]

Oregon M.l. / Tex tech +2 -115/ purdue +115

Who is this masked man?

I want to bet Oregon so badly. +8.5 is a lot of points. If I see 9 I will be morally obligated. Oregon shooting so well. Only chance is to keep that up.

I have Texas Tech a little larger than usual.

Good job with Purdue.

Hope you sweep

Shoeshine,

2-1 and exposure to greatness.

Almost completely brilliant with the Oregon +360.

Texas Tech crushed

[Dan Druff]

Dallas crapped the bed at the end. Very disappointing. The swing of a +210 moneyline bet is huge.

I've lost 6 in a row for the first time this season.

[simpdog]

May not have time today to post.

MLB: Jays over 9 (or 8.5 if you can get it).

[Dan Druff]

Time for my first MLB picks. Three dogs, who also happen to be home teams.

Miami (T. Richards) +146 vs. Colorado (Marquez) - Richards, who has been though to have hidden upside, had an incredibly dominant spring, especially his final start

Seattle (Kikuchi) +125 vs. Boston (Eovaldi) - Kikuchi, a long-sought-after Japanese pitcher just hitting his prime age (27), looked great in his first start against Oakland last week (in what was a real regular season game)

Tampa (Morton) +130 vs. Houston (Cole)

[Dan Druff]

NBA:

Atlanta +125 vs. Portland - Nurkic out for season, McCollum out

[Sanlmar]

Time for my first MLB picks. Three dogs, who also happen to be home teams.

Miami (T. Richards) +146 vs. Colorado (Marquez) - Richards, who has been though to have hidden upside, had an incredibly dominant spring, especially his final start

Seattle (Kikuchi) +125 vs. Boston (Eovaldi) - Kikuchi, a long-sought-after Japanese pitcher just hitting his prime age (27), looked great in his first start against Oakland last week (in what was a real regular season game)

Tampa (Morton) +130 vs. Houston (Cole)

Some very interesting picks.

I had similar Miami Rockies thoughts this morning but took a different tack.

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MLB - 952 Colorado Rockies/Miami Marlins under 4 -125 for 1st 5 Innings W

MLB - 951 COLORADO ROCKIES -156 FOR GAME W


Seattle Boston sooo tempting and tasty. Can’t wait to see how that curve ball fares against Sawks batters.

Sawks/Mariners under 4.5 -125 1st 5 innings L

MLB - 953 St. Louis Cardinals -105 for Game W
Brewers prolly don’t have Hader (2 innings yesterday) other injuries. It’s the Cardinals


For NCAA sickos. Just an admission of guilt. Hardly a sharp play. We will see
NCAA - 674 North Carolina -5½ -110 for Game L

MLB - 957 ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS +159 FOR GAME
Robbie Ray DBacks & bullpen was saved. Tremendous value

Diamondbacks/Dodgers under 4 -130 for 1st 5 innings W

SAN DIEGO PADRES -157 FOR GAME W

MLB - 960 DETROIT TIGERS/TORONTO BLUE JAYS OVER 9 -115 L


NHL - 70 NASHVILLE PREDATORS/PITTSBURGH PENGUINS UNDER 1½ -105 FOR 1ST PERIOD W

MINNESOTA WILD/VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS UNDER 1½ +100 FOR 1ST PERIOD W

[simpdog]

May not have time today to post.

MLB: Jays over 9 (or 8.5 if you can get it).

Jays over 9 or 8.5 Loss
Redwings -105 Win
Nashville / Pitts under 6 Win

Arizona/Col under 1.5 first period Win

Arizona +135 *tread lightly looking for 1/2 loss
Wild +162 *tread lightly looking for 1/2win

[Dan Druff]

Another loss with Atlanta in the NBA. Them and Detroit... what a disaster.

What's sad is I had a winning season finally going (by 3 units) until this 0-7 slump. That puts me down to 4 units under breakeven.

The one good thing (until now) about my NBA was that I did not go into any prolonged slump. I also failed to establish any kind of real winning streak, but I didn't slump.

7 in a row... brtual. Some dogs in there so it makes more sense, but still...

So far in MLB...

Tampa is beating Houston 4-2. There might be a lot of value in Tampa this year.

Miami got ahead on a Curtis Granderson HR (lol), and Richards pitched great as expected, but the team blew bases loaded in the 6th, and now the Rockies got ahead 2-1. Sanlmar might hit 'em both.

I wish I had thought of the under 4 for first 5 innings. Perfect game for that. Marquez dominated on the road last year, and Richards dominated in the spring this year. And Miami has a lolbad offense. I'll look more at things like that in the future.

[Sanlmar]

I heard today the books are talking about 1st inning bets

Worthless but I see the ADD Twitter generation needs this to stay engaged

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

I heard today the books are talking about 1st inning bets

Worthless but I see the ADD Twitter generation needs this to stay engaged

the regulated market is already ahead of you...DK offers this...

guessing you don't have access to that on your book(s)? might be another chance to beat the shit outta the books...

[Dan Druff]

Well, the Rays did it. 4-2 win.

The Marlins are getting pounded in the 9th and aren't coming back. 3 runs are like 10 for this team.

Lost the Atlanta NBA by 20. Sadly I was considering the Denver moneyline instead of Atlanta, but went with Atlanta.

It's all up to the Mariners, and our 27-year-old Japanese warrior Yusei Kikuchi, who I drafted last year in an NL keeper league, just to see him finally sign with an AL team this year.