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[ErickAA]

Took Duke +1.5 and Baylor -3. Sorry I didn't get these in in-time to go against.

[ErickAA]

It’s not sexy.

2 Team parlay $100 will net you $33
Tablet - Basketball - NBA - 506 Detroit Pistons -400 for Game
Tablet - Basketball - NBA - 511 Golden State Warriors -1600 for Game

Wizards/Cleveland
Wizards are not trustworthy. They may be tankers

Nets/Chicago
Nets are not trustworthy. Bulls may go rogue

I think a review of the tanking approach might be in order

I grabbed this quickly. Just look at column 1. That is the percentage likelihood of getting the #1 pick Zion Williamson.

More discussion is available. Appreciating the odds helps you appreciate that the Bulls CAN win in spots and still be good.

Some current playoff teams that appear to be tanking based on trades are the Clippers and Heat. Interestingly, the new flatter lottery ball structure and all the upcoming free agents this summer may have incentivized mediocre teams to decide to tank, where in previous years they would have competed to be lower tier playoff teams.

[Dan Druff]

Okay, people... don't look now... but I am doing an OVER pick today.

Yes, my first OVER of the 2018-19 NBA season.

I'm also doing an under.

First, the under...

Charlotte at Atlanta - Under 228

Now the over:

New Orleans at Memphis - Over 213.5

Yes, Memphis.

No, I haven't lost my mind.

[Sanlmar]

Pretty sick, huh dog? 1P is a lifestyle

Your Raptors live. Smash em.
14-3 Knicks

[Dan Druff]

Two bad picks. This past week has really been a struggle.

I should know better than to go over with Memphis.

[Sanlmar]

Two bad picks. This past week has really been a struggle.

I should know better than to go over with Memphis.

Those men wanted to have sex with me.

FYP

[Sanlmar]

Simpdog is 4-0 so far

He and I disagree on our last game.

Only one of us will run pure today.

Every imaginable NHL over has hit. My even being in NHL is all Simp

I also need Toronto Raptors for a tank parlay. Ironic

I’ve never trash talked Simp before.

[Sanlmar]

1 minute left

Raptors 99
Suns 96

The unthinkable?

[Sanlmar]

5 min in and CBJ/Vegas 1P over cashes

Simp and I had Stars 1P under. 13-2 under streak. Cha-Ching

[Sanlmar]

Simp sweeps. I have to recount. May have been half dozen a bets.

CBJ/Vegas over 6

I must hate money.

Simp is a recluse now. He never wanted the fame.

[Daly]

Mintlips system 5-4 today. Seems to make a little bit of $$ each day.

Had a buddy run it through a database and it comes up around 57% depending on the year.

[Daly]

Both unders in the new football leauge hit today, one with ease.

Something to keep an eye on.

[simpdog]

3-0 posted here yesterday.

NHL 1st 7-1-0 +5.00 units
tampa over first period -150
hawks over first period -155



NBA 1-2-1 -0.25 units
Phoenix + Atlanta playing today

[Mintjewlips]

Mintlips system 5-4 today. Seems to make a little bit of $$ each day.

Had a buddy run it through a database and it comes up around 57% depending on the year.

Very encouraging to see this, I'm going to ride it out till the season ends.

I'm going to try to weed out the losers, but I feel like that will end bad.

Had you picked Nevada at the beginning when the line was out, I saw it a o/u 153 and that would have been a push.

Either way, it's nice to know some kind of data can back up my fluke theory, shout out to your buddy.

Over/Under 125 and below, plus a double digit spread, seem to almost go over, or so I've noticed, so if he ever manages to crunch those numbers I'll owe him a few cigars..

[Dan Druff]

If you guys don't trust me on these NBA picks right now, I understand, because I've sucked lately.

However, here are two picks for you anyway on the late games:

Orlando at Atlanta - Under 223.5
Miami at Golden State - Under 220.5

Orlando's Aaron Gordon is battling a bad back.

[Sanlmar]

Simp,

Everyone and their brother is on the 1P’s. I mean rich people.

Remember the massive depreciation you experienced when you drove your new Maserati off the dealers lot?

Well, that is exactly what happens to the inflated 1P’s when the puck is dropped opening faceoff. The live juice falls impressively even in the first minute or two. On the flip side that is often how long it takes to get 2 goals.

I never really get upset about bets I miss. If I miss a sale I’ll live. There is always another bet.

BTW how is that Maserati in the snow?

[Dan Druff]

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[Sanlmar]

You’re kidding me, Simp?

2 Team Parlay +100

Lowly Rangers
MOBILE - HOCKEY - NHL - 15 TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS -155 FOR GAME

Suns Tank component
MOBILE - BASKETBALL - NBA - 546 SACRAMENTO KINGS -465 FOR GAME

Took Leafs live -105

[simpdog]

Leafs are destroying them. Hot goalie

Let's hope for one.

[simpdog]

NHL 8-2 +4.5 units
1-1 yesterday for -.5 units

Sharks/Canucks -155 over first period

NBA still 1-2-1 -0.25 units
Knicks vs Cavs battle of tankers
Bucks at Bulls