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[Sanlmar]

Early game.. an under in.... Colorado?!

Angels (Barria) at Colorado (T. Anderson) - Under 12 +102

Looking good, Willis.

You know how this pains me. It’s no lock but Porcello is better than Tanaka AIEC. NY Chapman has pitched like 4 straight and Sawks Kimbral well rested.

If Chef P can stretch it out and minimize Sawks middle relief exposure then hand off to lights out Kimbral then this should be textbook.

Of course, Sawks face murderers row II so anything can happen. No lock but you gotta take the +133

DESCRIPTION:
MOBILE - BASEBALL - MLB - 967 BOSTON RED SOX +133 FOR GAME

The joy of Yankees winning somehow will stem the financial pain if this doesn’t follow the script.

Yankees rally for four runs off of Craig Kimbrel, beat Red Sox 9-6 for eighth-straight win

Unreal. This was in the win column. I am not stepping in front of this Yankees train again. Brutal in a fun kind of way.

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$31 million dollar faggot David Price determined to have carpal tunnel syndrome.

Everyone is playing Fortnite and MLB clubhouses are no exception. Apparently, Sawks coach Cora was anticipating the question of video games and Price and artfully dodged it in a press conference.

Price is lonely, disturbed and must be unhappy as a result of sucking the past couple of years. I can easily see him escaping with the video games. Someone should introduce him to poker. Put that salary to better use in someone else’s hands.

Shit, maybe he wouldn’t be able to hold the cards.

[Daly]

Shout out to Kimbrel for not making me wait until game 3 to cash the ticket.

[Sanlmar]

Shout out to Kimbrel for not making me wait until game 3 to cash the ticket.

You were never at risk. Whether it was Price in game 2 or tonight.

NYY (Sabathia) -140 v Sawks (ERod)

Simple story. The fat man has great control and ERod has poor control. ERod has always had a bad knee. Landing foot. I don’t know what his actual deal is now but not looking good. ERod on what is short rest for him cause of Price scratch

Love Angels Twins over 7.5 -105
This is a gift

[Dan Druff]

Nothing today for me.

Probably have some picks tomorrow.

[Dan Druff]

I changed my mind.

One pick tonight, involving the Dodgers:

Cincinnati (Mahle) at Dodgers (Buehler) - Under 7.5 -110

Battle of two young pitchers with a lot of upside. Also a cool night at Dodger Stadium where the ball doesn't fly much.

[Daly]

Shout out to Kimbrel for not making me wait until game 3 to cash the ticket.

You were never at risk. Whether it was Price in game 2 or tonight.

NYY (Sabathia) -140 v Sawks (ERod)

Simple story. The fat man has great control and ERod has poor control. ERod has always had a bad knee. Landing foot. I don’t know what his actual deal is now but not looking good. ERod on what is short rest for him cause of Price scratch

Love Angels Twins over 7.5 -105
This is a gift

6th inning over, nice!

[Dan Druff]

Didn't want to see the Dodgers losing, but at least it helped my under cover.

Here's my record:

As of 5/6: 39-34-2, +7.109 units

5/7:
Mets (Conlon) at Cincinnati (Bailey) - Under 9.5 -106 - LOST -1
TOTAL 5/7: 0-1, -1 units

5/8:
Boston (Pomeranz) +205 at Yankees (Severino) - LOST -1
Mets (Vargas) at Cincinnati (L. Castillo) - Under 9.5 -123 - WON +0.813
at White Sox (Giolito) +132 vs. Pittsburgh (Nova) - LOST -1
White Sox/Pittsburgh - Over 9 -115 - WON +0.870
Detroit (Fiers) at Texas (Minor) - Under 9.5 -117 - LOST -1
TOTAL 5/8: 2-3, -1.317 units

5/9:
Angels (Barria) at Colorado (T. Anderson) - Under 12 +102 - WON +1.020
San Francisco (Stratton) at Philadelphia (Pivetta) - Under 8.5 -105 - LOST -1
TOTAL 5/9: 1-1, +0.020 units

5/10:
Cincinnati (Mahle) at Dodgers (Buehler) - Under 7.5 -110 - WON +0.909
TOTAL 5/10: 1-0. +0.909 units

TOTAL 5/7-5/10:
4-5, -1.388 units

GRAND TOTAL:
43-39-2, +5.721 units

Overs: 2-3
Spread (-1.5): 2-1
Unders: 27-20-2
Sides: 12-15

[Daly]

WagerType:PARLAY (3 TEAMS)
Date: Team:
May 12
12:40 AM MLB [959] WAS NATIONALS -200 [Action]
May 11
10:05 PM MLB [969] BOS RED SOX -180 [Action]
May 11
11:10 PM MLB [976] HOU ASTROS -260 [Action]

[Charham]

WagerType:PARLAY (3 TEAMS)
Date: Team:
May 12
12:40 AM MLB [959] WAS NATIONALS -200 [Action]
May 11
10:05 PM MLB [969] BOS RED SOX -180 [Action]
May 11
11:10 PM MLB [976] HOU ASTROS -260 [Action]

OK I am on it. Lot of interesting games today. I still did a double take to see Harvey starting for Reds. Keeping an eye on that game Dodgers should jump all over him, but its the Dodgers this year... Angels are going to pound the Twins, Verlander likely to pound Texas, ATL on the road looking good, Yanks close to a lock. may be a chalk it up day.

[Dan Druff]

Milwaukee (Woodruff) at Colorado - Under 11.5 -110
at San Diego (Lauer) +127 vs. St. Louis (L. Weaver)

[PLOL]

Red Sox -180. Lock of the millenium. I will not post on PFA for a month if they lose

[PLOL]

Red Sox -180. Lock of the millenium. I will not post on PFA for a month if they lose

sorta hope they lose. I could use a break

[DJ_Chaps]

Playing the chalk a lil different. split into a 4 and 3 game parlay



Baseball - 964 Los Angeles Dodgers -1½ +100 for Game

Baseball - 978 Los Angeles Angels -1½ +125 for Game

Baseball - 976 Houston Astros -1½ -128 for Game

Baseball - 959 Washington Nationals -1½ -111 for Game

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Baseball - 952 Philadelphia Phillies -1½ +144 for Game

Baseball - 969 Boston Red Sox -1½ -110 for Game

Baseball - 955 Atlanta Braves -1½ +120 for Game

[Daly]

I gambled and Lost tonight. One one real hotel casino on the Vegas strip I loath. As some of you are aware I'm headed out to play in the WSOP (shout out to C$). Don't want to stay at the Rio except on tournament days so the first two nights I wanted to stay someplace else. Ballys is reasonable and in a good location for what I like. Really like the west center strip though. Priceline on a center west 5 star was $35 more a night so I took a shot because Aria, Cosmo, Caesars are all where if love to end up.



Fuck this place. Hope it burns down so I don't have to stay there.

[Sanlmar]

Red Sox -180. Lock of the millenium. I will not post on PFA for a month if they lose

sorta hope they lose. I could use a break

Any last words? Extra innings. 3-3

Sawks are gonna cook Sale again this year. 112 pitches?

[Daly]

sorta hope they lose. I could use a break

Any last words? Extra innings. 3-3

Sawks are gonna cook Sale again this year. 112 pitches?

Blue jays going to potentials cheat their way to a W tonight. MASSIVE pitch stealing going on to the point where the Sawks stopped the game and had a mound conference to change signs.

[PLOL]

Priceline on a center west 5 star was $35 more a night so I took a shot because Aria, Cosmo, Caesars are all where if love to end up.

You should've consulted with me first. There's very easy ways to tell which hotel you're going to get with the "express deals". Here's a quick example from Chicago.


So, which hotel is this? Well, just use filters from the data we have. We know the neighborhood and star level, so we start there.


We also know that it has a 9+ rating and "300 reviews". This means the Priceline rating will be between 9.0 and 9.9 and there will be between 300 and 399 reviews (they round down to nearest hundred). And we easily see that this particular hotel is Trump Tower Hotel.


You can use this method to figure out the exact hotel it will be, 100% of the time. You should never book an express deal without knowing which hotel you're going to get.

[PLOL]

Any last words? Extra innings. 3-3

Sawks are gonna cook Sale again this year. 112 pitches?

Blue jays going to potentials cheat their way to a W tonight. MASSIVE pitch stealing going on to the point where the Sawks stopped the game and had a mound conference to change signs.

GG. My bet was based on fading OSA's pick.

See ya in June

[jsearles22]

Blue jays going to potentials cheat their way to a W tonight. MASSIVE pitch stealing going on to the point where the Sawks stopped the game and had a mound conference to change signs.

GG. My bet was based on fading OSA's pick.

See ya in June

[snake_in_the_ass]

Easy cover with that Colorado game.

I'll share a secret with you guys.

The Rockies can't hit.

This isn't the Rockies you've grown to know and love.

Even in Coors they are struggling to score, and their pitching has also improved.

Not to say that you should keep firing Coors Field unders, but I'm saying that it's not the complete crapshoot it was in prior years.

The Padres have scored just 2 fewer runs than the Rockies so far.

Looks like the secret is out. 21 combined runs tonight.