*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[Sanlmar]

First MLB pick of 2018:

Cubs under 8.5

Glad to see you back. Legit hope you kill it this summer. Nice start

I forgot I made a bet last night with all the madness today

I love this matchup of AAAA pitchers. Strong edge Johnson imo

MOBILE - BASEBALL - MLB - 927 BOSTON RED SOX -1½ -105 FOR GAME W

Sadly the line moved way against the Sawks so -105 is now + 122. I haven’t a clue why this is

I should sit and yield to the caution sign. However, I have strong feelings about my judgement

Unless somebody shows me something I’ll fire another bullet on ML Sawks

4/2/2018 5:46:45 PM
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MOBILE - BASEBALL - MLB - 927 BOSTON RED SOX -130 FOR GAME W

[Dan Druff]

Let's throw in another under, this time in the AL:

Chicago White Sox (R. Lopez) at Toronto (J. Garcia) under 9

[DJ_Chaps]

1 Parlay has been placed!
VILLANOVA -7.5 +101
TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS -1.5-105
LOS ANGELES KINGS -1.5+140
WASHINGTON NATIONALS -1.5+135
S Newcomb - L / T Roark - R

[Dan Druff]

Nice feeling when your first pick of the year is an under which ends up 1-0.

Lol Cubs early season offense

[Dan Druff]

BTW the Cubs pick was -107 and the Toronto was -106.

I will be tracking the MLB picks in units and win/loss, with units obviously being what's important.

Expect mainly unders, dogs, and small favorites from me.

[Dan Druff]

Nice 2-0 start to the MLB season.

Cubs/Reds easily came in, with just 1 run scored.

Blue Jays/White Sox started off great, but a few late runs made it a minor (albeit not very nerve-wracking) sweat. 6 runs still far below the 9 run total.

Toronto under: +0.943 units (-106)
Chicago under: +0.935 units (-107)

Record so far:

2-0, +1.878 units

Will update NBA record shortly.

[BeerAndPoker]

Villanova might be a catholic school but this Donte DiVincenzo kid is definitely getting laid tonight.

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

FUCK YEAH BABY!!

THE BIG RAGU!

[Sanlmar]

1 Parlay has been placed!
VILLANOVA -7.5 +101 W
TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS -1.5-105 W

WASHINGTON NATIONALS -1.5+135 W
S Newcomb - L / T Roark -

Still in play
LOS ANGELES KINGS -1.5+140

Kings 3-1 3rd

[DJ_Chaps]

1 Parlay has been placed!
VILLANOVA -7.5 +101 W
TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS -1.5-105 W

WASHINGTON NATIONALS -1.5+135 W
S Newcomb - L / T Roark -

Still in play
LOS ANGELES KINGS -1.5+140

Kings 3-1 3rd

[Dan Druff]

No MLB picks today, despite a full slate of games.

Let's return to the NBA:

Cleveland under 222

[Charham]

Nice feeling when your first pick of the year is an under which ends up 1-0.

Lol Cubs early season offense

nice one. I tailed you.

My MLB system won't be up and running for a few weeks, so thanks for the action.

with wind down of NBA and NHL reg season been a quiet period. not a bad time to focus on work and family!!

[Daly]

If anyone is interested in a masters pool PM me. $100 pick two golfers from 5 lists based on world rankings. Cumulative of your top 4 golfers is your score. Low score takes it down.

Run out of a big country club in Maine and I'm personal friends with one of the organizers. Will be at least 100 people and I personally guarantee it's legitimacy. The pool is run via a website so you can track.

[Dan Druff]

197 points with 2:07 left, in a game that wasn't close.

Turned it off knowing under 222 was a sure win.

Turned it back on when it was 218 points with 5.3 secs left, and Toronto was taking it inbounds after a TO, attempting to shoot a 3 and then foul. That would have likely been a 5 point swing and put it up to 223!

The 3 came close but missed, and I won.

But boy was that unnecessarily close.

[jsearles22]

197 points with 2:07 left, in a game that wasn't close.

Turned it off knowing under 222 was a sure win.

Turned it back on when it was 218 points with 5.3 secs left, and Toronto was taking it inbounds after a TO, attempting to shoot a 3 and then foul. That would have likely been a 5 point swing and put it up to 223!

The 3 came close but missed, and I won.

But boy was that unnecessarily close.

He’s BACK!

How’s the record looking?

Did you find a good spot, degen firing, etc? I thought you were resigned to it being too tough late season?

[Daly]

Little early in the season to start being cute with chalk parlays, but action.

WagerType:PARLAY (2 TEAMS)
Date: Team:
Apr 04 MLB [912] YANKEES (NYY) -243 [Action/L SEVERINO -R]
Apr 04 MLB [916] ASTROS (HOU) -200 [Action/D KEUCHEL -L]
Risking 100 USD To Win 112 USD
Ticket#: gofuckyourself

[Charham]

Little early in the season to start being cute with chalk parlays, but action.

WagerType:PARLAY (2 TEAMS)
Date: Team:
Apr 04 MLB [912] YANKEES (NYY) -243 [Action/L SEVERINO -R]
Apr 04 MLB [916] ASTROS (HOU) -200 [Action/D KEUCHEL -L]
Risking 100 USD To Win 112 USD
Ticket#: gofuckyourself

Yankees seem a lock, I need to see a few more games from Keuchel and the Baltimore pitcher looks pretty good, but BAL must otherwise suuuuck this year. GL

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

champs are here!

took paschal at 26:1 to win MOP...figured he had a helluva head start with that great game against Kansas...buddy was telling me to put money on donte too since he can pull shit like he did on monday....didn't think had a good shot at it...whoops...

ill enjoy my 20:1 ticket from the start of the year...probably the last time ill ever be able to bet NOVA to win the title at any sorta good price...7:1 next year...its entirely possible that if everybody outside Brunson/bridges returns there could be a repeat, but LOL 7:1...

[Daly]

GambleBot gets Green Rep for days.

He put me into Nova at 30-1 early on.

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

GambleBot gets Green Rep for days.

He put me into Nova at 30-1 early on.