*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

u are degen in its truest form if the only thing left to chance in your life is also your pride. Like no one could ever touch that. You prob took the worst of it too dint u? What happens to these poor shmucks that didn't bet on me? I honestly can't even imagine how you treat people you don't like. It seems like no one could be at your level of psycho But it's me that went to boot lick camp? What in the mother fuck was I up to????????????????? How in the mother fuck could anything i ever did right or wrong not cast a perfect reflection off you with your never ending round the clock winter and summer every event gold meddle?

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

God of all things is also that guy at the sportsbook picking bet slips off the floor, not tipping cocktail waitresses, and blowing smoke in your face. Then up to the room to fuck a sheboon to change his luck then he's right back at it. "Where's your line on the FC Tokyo v Kashima Antlers match? What the fuck," he screams at the attendant. "Sir, I'm the janitor, Sportsbook closed." "Fucking find someone," he bellers. Sure enough they do and he bets his dog on the match to draw. "One fucking time" the dog thinks. And then thinks about how sad it is he'd bet his only dog. "You aren't my only dog you egotistical dickweed," God Of all Things snarls in the dogs direction. "I never told you about your brothers Bellagio or Caesar? How about that gay one Paris, or your sister Luxor or that joker Harrah?" "I never heard of any of those dogs," says dog. "Oops I guess I forgot to tell you, I hope this match ends in a draw, I actually don't hate you," says GOAT smugly as dog pukes.

God damn I hope that match ends in a draw.

Now back to regularly scheduled programming.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Hey guys I haven't posted in here in a while. I'm sweating this Japanese soccer match over here. I've gotten really into soccer lately. We really need a draw. As of now Kashima is ahead of Tokyo 1-0 early.

I can't find a stream so just sweating live updates. This is on basic cable in Japan and Hong Kong but I've tried a ton of links on various sports streaming sites and been striking out.

http://www.livesoccertv.com/match/23...shima-antlers/

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

goooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll


1-1 at 45'


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2-1 at 50'

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

2-2 Final

Just an heir bet for me but huge for him. I just need to find this drunk prick's ticket.

[jsearles22]

Another small bet but like the value. Any decent MLB team over +150 is worth looking at and researching at least imo. 2nd best record in baseball in June. Getting +165 with a hot pitcher going. I'll sprinkle on that

Royals +165

"The Royals have won in Kennedy's last four starts. He has gone six innings or more in three of them, including a gutty 6 2/3 innings in a win over Seattle on a day when the Royals bullpen was spent. He has allowed just 14 hits and six earned runs in those four starts.

Kennedy started the season 0-6, one of the more misleading records in baseball. He has allowed six hits or fewer in all 15 starts this season going into Saturday's game against the Dodgers. The Royals scored just 28 runs in his first 10 starts."

[Sanlmar]

I've been catching a few innings here and there of the Dodgers Royals.

Found myself thinking the Royals announcers are amongst the best in the business. Enjoyed them a lot. The Dodger announcers are numb from winning. Might be the LA drug scene. Nevertheless, there is zero urgency or excitement from them.

Searles is the last anti Dodger hold out. Respect that. Tough times.

[gut]

Druff mentions it occasionally, but really there should be a thread for recognizing how amazingly good Justin Turner has been. A nobody who all of a sudden "figured out" how to hit at age 30.

I mean, you have guys like Joey Bats and Encarnacion who didn't peak until their 30's....but they were also both highly touted prospects. Turner a 7th round pick who was a throw-in in a trade, then dfa'd n claimed off waivers, then was let walk again to the dodgers. Amazing. His triple slash lines this year is like Boggs mixed with Bonds.

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

Druff mentions it occasionally, but really there should be a thread for recognizing how amazingly good Justin Turner has been. A nobody who all of a sudden "figured out" how to hit at age 30.

I mean, you have guys like Joey Bats and Encarnacion who didn't peak until their 30's....but they were also both highly touted prospects. Turner a 7th round pick who was a throw-in in a trade, then dfa'd n claimed off waivers, then was let walk again to the dodgers. Amazing. His triple slash lines this year is like Boggs mixed with Bonds.

how sexy do the mets look with an infield of duda-murphy-Cabrera-turner with conforto and cespedes in the OF...I mean their pitchers caught super AIDS so it wouldn't matter, but to be a mets fan...so fucking painful...

[Tellafriend]

Daly - home run derby props. ? A. judge +125? Others?

[Dan Druff]

Druff mentions it occasionally, but really there should be a thread for recognizing how amazingly good Justin Turner has been. A nobody who all of a sudden "figured out" how to hit at age 30.

I mean, you have guys like Joey Bats and Encarnacion who didn't peak until their 30's....but they were also both highly touted prospects. Turner a 7th round pick who was a throw-in in a trade, then dfa'd n claimed off waivers, then was let walk again to the dodgers. Amazing. His triple slash lines this year is like Boggs mixed with Bonds.

how sexy do the mets look with an infield of duda-murphy-Cabrera-turner with conforto and cespedes in the OF...I mean their pitchers caught super AIDS so it wouldn't matter, but to be a mets fan...so fucking painful...

When the Mets let him go, they also "leaked" that he didn't hustle and was a clubhouse cancer -- neither of which were apparently true.

No team wanted to touch him.

Then, in January 2014, bench coach Tim Wallach saw Turner hitting at a CSU Fullerton alumni game, and thought he looked too good to be out of work.

He asked Turner if he wanted to play for the Dodgers, pulled some strings, and the rest is history.

He's good defensively, too.

He and Jansen almost walked this year, as both were free agents, but they decided nearly simultaneously to return to the Dodgers. (The two are good friends.)

[Dan Druff]

This is the best Dodgers team of my lifetime.

Hopefully they make something of it in the playoffs this year.

[simpdog]

This is the best Dodgers team of my lifetime.

Hopefully they make something of it in the playoffs this year.

Unfortunately they will manage to fuck it up in the postseason.

[Daly]

Daly - home run derby props. ? A. judge +125? Others?

I'll Be looking. Trick is to find out who is pitching to who. If Kris Bryant's dad shows up that's a bad sign.

I know the Yankees BP coach is throwing to Judge so i wouldn't bet against him.

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

how sexy do the mets look with an infield of duda-murphy-Cabrera-turner with conforto and cespedes in the OF...I mean their pitchers caught super AIDS so it wouldn't matter, but to be a mets fan...so fucking painful...

When the Mets let him go, they also "leaked" that he didn't hustle and was a clubhouse cancer -- neither of which were apparently true.

No team wanted to touch him.

Then, in January 2014, bench coach Tim Wallach saw Turner hitting at a CSU Fullerton alumni game, and thought he looked too good to be out of work.

He asked Turner if he wanted to play for the Dodgers, pulled some strings, and the rest is history.

He's good defensively, too.

He and Jansen almost walked this year, as both were free agents, but they decided nearly simultaneously to return to the Dodgers. (The two are good friends.)

its shit like this that make coaches/GMs look like fucking geniuses when in reality they're taking a low risk-high reward gamble...the guy is a fuckup you cut him with basically no monetary impact...he pulls a turner and you got an all-star 3B who rakes...

will be interesting to see if Kershaw/wood can bring it in October...Kershaw is Kershaw, but fucking wood has been just been otherworldly this year...

on a side note I just don't get Kershaw...not questioning his stuff in the least, it's nasty...but when you watch him pitch, it's not the randy Johnson/sale/peak verlander/scherzer/etc type blistering fastballs that you equate with domination...id love to get in the box and actually see that curveball in person...it makes the best hitters look like absolute chumps time and time again...

[snake_in_the_ass]

When the Mets let him go, they also "leaked" that he didn't hustle and was a clubhouse cancer -- neither of which were apparently true.

No team wanted to touch him.

Then, in January 2014, bench coach Tim Wallach saw Turner hitting at a CSU Fullerton alumni game, and thought he looked too good to be out of work.

He asked Turner if he wanted to play for the Dodgers, pulled some strings, and the rest is history.

He's good defensively, too.

He and Jansen almost walked this year, as both were free agents, but they decided nearly simultaneously to return to the Dodgers. (The two are good friends.)

its shit like this that make coaches/GMs look like fucking geniuses when in reality they're taking a low risk-high reward gamble...the guy is a fuckup you cut him with basically no monetary impact...he pulls a turner and you got an all-star 3B who rakes...

will be interesting to see if Kershaw/wood can bring it in October...Kershaw is Kershaw, but fucking wood has been just been otherworldly this year...

on a side note I just don't get Kershaw...not questioning his stuff in the least, it's nasty...but when you watch him pitch, it's not the randy Johnson/sale/peak verlander/scherzer/etc type blistering fastballs that you equate with domination...id love to get in the box and actually see that curveball in person...it makes the best hitters look like absolute chumps time and time again...

Don't care if they win 120 games, the Dodgers suck in the post season. The Brewers will beat them in the NLCS.

[snake_in_the_ass]

The 2017 Cubs are the biggest frauds in MLB history. I still don't know how they are huge favorites game after game after game. Joe Maddon is an arrogant prick and I hope they end up in last place this year.

[hongkonger]

Daly - home run derby props. ? A. judge +125? Others?

I'll Be looking. Trick is to find out who is pitching to who. If Kris Bryant's dad shows up that's a bad sign.

I know the Yankees BP coach is throwing to Judge so i wouldn't bet against him.

Anything regarding number of homers hit? Marlins park is near the bottom.

[Dan Druff]

The 2017 Cubs are the biggest frauds in MLB history. I still don't know how they are huge favorites game after game after game. Joe Maddon is an arrogant prick and I hope they end up in last place this year.

Everyone keeps waiting for the Cubs to snap out of it and pass the mediocre Brewers, but it doesn't look like that's happening.

[Tellafriend]

This is the best Dodgers team of my lifetime.

Hopefully they make something of it in the playoffs this year.