*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[Sanlmar]

NHL is been awful and I’m about to have a Brittney Spears-esque mental break. Where has the easy money gone?

If you like NHL strange and no goalie confirmations til puck drop you’ll love this. Rotowire has VGK Jiri Patera vs Sharks McKenzie Blackwood. Sharks are +270. I wish I could quit the life and take up dollhouse miniatures but games like this come up

You’ve never heard of the VGK goalie. There are no stats on this Jiri cause he played like one game last year.

In fairness Rotowire has been pretty poor on early lineups - I’m just putting this out there

VGK Adin Hill is hurt if you have been binge drinking the past few days and lost your phone

Why this Jiri and not Logan Thompson. He stopped 16 shots tonight? They can’t clean his uniform in time?

On the other hand, who is Sharks McKenzie Blackwood really? I had anointed him the next Coyotes Vejmelka of +300 fame last season. It’s inconceivable but I might be wrong. He’s been ass lately.

Normally, I’d be like one of Santa’s elves working up a chalky SGP with loads of (alt) numbers but Rotowire is just teasing me with some sweet smelling poon-tang and I refuse to follow her home and have her lift my wallet in the morning.

It’s the Britney Spears mental break.

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i mean i love talking puck with my boy but arent the sharks like historically bad like didnt they lose multiple games by like 10 goals but again just two gentlemen talking puck out here

[Sanlmar]

Normally this kind of sass would trigger me but you catch me in a rare mood.



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[Sanlmar]

It’s very possible we see Logan Thompson in net for VGK but whyyyyyyyyyyyy did rotowire feel this was the name to post … I have feelings and I like to eat animal protein

Btw I’ve been doing Omaha steak delivery what with the NHL induced Britney Spears episodes leaving me a broken shut in

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just give me the winners you dick suck dont make me look at spread sheets i handed you lakers under tonight

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jesus christ nevermind i didnt realize you were an omaha steak guy that ruins so much of your picks cmonnnnnnn dude like youre getting frozen steaks delivered cuz you cant goto the store are we in a wheelchair at this point

[Sanlmar]

Winners? You talkin bout winners?

I’m definitely not your guy.

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saaaaaallllllllllllllllllll

[Sanlmar]

The frozen steaks? My judgement in sports wagering and steak on tilt.

The prime rib was kinda special but the hamburgers were not great.the chicken things were kinda trash

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i have like 3 filets and a ribeye from some chicago meat company i got gifted frozen i cooked one but honestly what is the point its not 1987 anymore you can get great steaks at the market

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how did salamar j esquire fall for the omaha steak thing this is a terrible look for you

[Sanlmar]

I’ve been on a quest for superior prime rib. I don’t really live near a butcher - not of animals anyway.

I’ve been buying from your average supermarket. The sort that make you use Druff’s app. Honest to god I rang the bell in the past and had a heart to heart with the butcher with the blood covered apron. I tipped the guy when I came back the next day for my Prime rib.

Mid

As soon as I hit a winner I’m gonna take a shower and drive as far as it takes.

Omaha’s prime rib was really good. Stupid expensive. Not gonna be tgull but 4lbs was $299 I think but I had some first time discount like the Pasadena hookers offer.

I need to get out more. ooooor start watching those food tik toks

[DJ_Chaps]

THIS WEEKS POOL PICKS


Saints -5
Texans -3.5
49ers -11
Giants o36.5
Bengals -1.5

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do both of those things my god sal

[Dan Druff]

i have like 3 filets and a ribeye from some chicago meat company i got gifted frozen i cooked one but honestly what is the point its not 1987 anymore you can get great steaks at the market

Supermarket about 10 miles away carries prime steaks but it's hard talking them into reserving them for me.

You guys might have inspired me to go get them later today, though hopefully the wind dies down by then because I ain't dealing with all that shit.

[Dan Druff]

Anyway I can't decide on any sides or ML picks now, so I'll just hit an under for right now, even though i hate undering these low totals.

Jets vs Houston - Under 33 -110

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i have north texas -6 starting soon my shitty book doesnt have the princeton over 138.5 but it looks good, nfl ill probably just be a fish and take houston bengals colts over isnt bad either

[Sanlmar]

i have like 3 filets and a ribeye from some chicago meat company i got gifted frozen i cooked one but honestly what is the point its not 1987 anymore you can get great steaks at the market

Supermarket about 10 miles away carries prime steaks but it's hard talking them into reserving them for me.

You guys might have inspired me to go get them later today, though hopefully the wind dies down by then because I ain't dealing with all that shit.

I just looked and there is a 50% sale at Omaha for holidays I guess and you can find a coupon for maybe another $50

I’m def gonna do that.

Come at me wow

[Sanlmar]

Daly has a weather game today

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lulll for men of a certain age omaha steaks and mortons are the pinnacle sal and ill never take that away from them