*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[simpdog]

oh shit... the " lol wow " dude is gonna want you banned from here along with all the rest of us, that felt really good about a pick.... funny thing is...

i don't think i ever seen him give out a pick here ??... so if he gets all of us banned from posting here.... where will he get his picks from ??? hmmm..

I seem to remember Vejmelka was a thing here last year. Vej stood on his head for 45 saves with zero defense in front of him and fairly regularly cashed +300.

I think the Yotes are catching sharp action this year. Sigh

I am saddened by this breach of tradition by Simp. We have so little anymore to cling to.


Edit

From last November

@simp

Can I use any or all of these as chalk for parlays.

Bruins
Jets
VGK (if Ingram is in net for Coyotes)


If Vejmelka is in net for Coyotes I might have to take the +320 vs VGK.

Yotes Keller is just dishing assists these days and that is worth remembering for future shots under prop btw. Keller used to be a one man band for Phoenix

Vejmelka is a beast, however I thought a cup contender would be able to handle the Yotes.


Today I'm going with

Philly +165 and Nashville +165

"Only need to win one" ™

[DJ_Chaps]

JUST HIT THIS LIVE

Vanderbilt (+26.5) @ -120
Handicap - Georgia @ Vanderbilt

[NickyPipes]

I love UNC -2.5 tonight

Miami blew it last week in the last minute, but they were lucky to even have the lead. Played sloppy bad game

Only hesitation is not quite understanding why only 2.5? I personally think UNC is significantly better than Miami. I am a big Miami fan but last week basically just sums up what the program has become

[BCR]

Send me into outer space. Shivering at pee wee game in a pouring rain while dropping a bunch of money. Fuck my life

[DJ_Chaps]

Treble @ +1093

Boston Bruins (-1.5) @ +124
Puckline - Nashville Predators @ Boston Bruins
Saturday, October 14, 2023, 8:00 p.m.

Toronto Maple Leafs (-1.5) @ +122
Puckline - Minnesota Wild @ Toronto Maple Leafs
Saturday, October 14, 2023, 8:00 p.m.

New York Islanders (-1.5) @ +140
Puckline - Buffalo Sabres @ New York Islanders
Saturday, October 14, 2023, 8:30 p.m.





Evgeni Malkin @ +230
Any Time Goal Scorer - Calgary Flames @ Pittsburgh Penguins
Saturday, October 14, 2023, 8:00 p.m.

Bryan Rust @ +275
Any Time Goal Scorer - Calgary Flames @ Pittsburgh Penguins
Saturday, October 14, 2023, 8:00 p.m.

John Tavares @ +260
Player to Record 2+ Points - Minnesota Wild @ Toronto Maple Leafs
Saturday, October 14, 2023, 8:00 p.m.

John Tavares @ +160
Any Time Goal Scorer - Minnesota Wild @ Toronto Maple Leafs
Saturday, October 14, 2023, 8:00 p.m.

[lol wow]

did this nerd just call a 3 leg parlay a treble unacceptable how far the brits owned your country

[DJ_Chaps]

did this nerd just call a 3 leg parlay a treble unacceptable how far the brits owned your country

lol ya i just copied straight from stars.

[DJ_Chaps]

HIT RUST GOAL, TAVARES HAS AN ASSIST SO FAR, NEED ANOTHER POINT AND IF ITS A GOAL I'LL HIT BOTH ON HIM. WENT RUST/MALKIN INSTEAD OF RUST/GUENTZEL AND GUENTZEL JUST SCORED OOPS

ALL 3 PUCKLINES UP BY 1 IN 3RD PERIODS. WILL BE CLOSE.

[lol wow]

ive lost my last 4 bets i think im going with hawaii but why is also the question also unlv is back

[lol wow]

THE CANNON IS PAINTED RED TONIGHT also only one of our players got a dui this off season on the basketball team so were fully fully back

[DJ_Chaps]

ive lost my last 4 bets i think im going with hawaii but why is also the question also unlv is back

YES GO WITH HAWAII I HAVE THEM STACKED FOR THE LATE SLATE ON DRAFTKINGS

[DJ_Chaps]

MALKIN SCORES!!! NEED A TAVARES POINT NOW AND IF ITS A GOAL THEN DOUBLE BOOM.


AUSTIN MATTHEWS WITH B2B HATTRICKS TO START THE YEAR, LET TAVARES GET ONE FFS LOL


EDIT: TAVARES ASSIST! WE'LL TAKE IT.

[lol wow]

hawaii choking this so hard omg

[DJ_Chaps]

hawaii choking this so hard omg

+180 at half and only down 3. tempting.

[tyde]

I love UNC -2.5 tonight

Miami blew it last week in the last minute, but they were lucky to even have the lead. Played sloppy bad game

Only hesitation is not quite understanding why only 2.5? I personally think UNC is significantly better than Miami. I am a big Miami fan but last week basically just sums up what the program has become

nicely done Nicholas

[lol wow]

beautiful leg on that fg boy was good from 58

[lol wow]

sexy td

[lol wow]

[lol wow]

i am so ice cold ive resorted to parlaying the 9ers and the lions moneyline i just need to win something

[Pablo]

i am so ice cold ive resorted to parlaying the 9ers and the lions moneyline i just need to win something

I went 1-4 in the college foots yesterday, LoWo. I need to win today.