*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Sac St. -1.5 2nd half.

[Dan Druff]

Chicago +1.5 2nd Half

Up 9 at halftime, I think they win this by double digits.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Chicago +1.5 2nd Half

Up 9 at halftime, I think they win this by double digits.

You better hope this works out or you will never make a bet like this again. I've never seen you make a bet like this.

Edit: I hadn't followed a minute of this game and did not notice Portland's 7-0 run to start third.

[Dan Druff]

Chicago +1.5 2nd Half

Up 9 at halftime, I think they win this by double digits.

You better hope this works out or you will never make a bet like this again. I've never seen you make a bet like this.

I did a Cleveland -4 at halftime the other day when they were up 4 at halftime vs Orlando.

Don't like this one as much, but like it enough to bet it and risk my precious 6-1 halftime record.

[Dan Druff]

Has been a very streaky game. Chicago started ahead 10-0.

Right now Chicago up 5 with the ball.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

I went from looking like I was going to go 0-4 with 5 minutes left in each game... all the way to now looking like I could sweep.

[Dan Druff]

Bulls completely crapping the bed. Were up 13, now gave up 11 straight points. Not looking that good now.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

I sweep! Now rooting in Druff's game!

I feel like I got rolled getting NBA league pass on dish network. I hate listening to certain announcers and hate listening to announcers of teams I bet against. My buddy got it for Direct Tv and he days he gets to pick whose announcers he listens to.

[Dan Druff]

2nd time the Bulls have screwed me. Once for them, once against them.

[BeerAndPoker]

Kobe Bryant 1-14 from the field tonight in 25 minutes of play.

It was a good career but Kobe can't even come close to being able to compete on a high level anymore.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Kobe Bryant 1-14 from the field tonight in 25 minutes of play.

It was a good career but Kobe can't even come close to being able to compete on a high level anymore.

Yeah he turned into Antoine Walker towards the end.

Haralabos was finally on Bill Simmons podcast today for anyone interested.

https://m.soundcloud.com/the-bill-si...ts-w-joe-house

[BeerAndPoker]

Kobe Bryant 1-14 from the field tonight in 25 minutes of play.

It was a good career but Kobe can't even come close to being able to compete on a high level anymore.

Yeah he turned into Antoine Walker towards the end.

Haralabos was finally on Bill Simmons podcast today for anyone interested.

https://m.soundcloud.com/the-bill-si...ts-w-joe-house

Antoine Walker is a really good comparison.

haralabob has been doing a few podcasts recently including that one with ChicagoJoey a few weeks back.

I will give this one a listen.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Yeah he turned into Antoine Walker towards the end.

Haralabos was finally on Bill Simmons podcast today for anyone interested.

https://m.soundcloud.com/the-bill-si...ts-w-joe-house

Antoine Walker is a really good comparison.

haralabob has been doing a few podcasts recently including that one with ChicagoJoey a few weeks back.

I will give this one a listen.

Yeah SiriuslySirius gave me shit for calling that an obscure podcast because I had never heard of ChicagoJoey but I enjoyed it. I'm not aware of any other podcasts he's been on though.

I haven't listened to this Bill Simmons one yet but Bill says he gets flooded with tweets and messages begging for Haralabos based on his appearances last year.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

I scouted out that podcast for you all. You will have to be a huge NBA nerd to enjoy it. I liked it.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

We are firing all day today.

For the stuff that tips in an hour we have...


Washington +10 (currently 9.5)
Washington/Gonzaga OVER 167.5
Central Michigan +2

In case I do something dreadful like fall asleep I will just list all the shit I busted on last night. Happy to say most lines moved in my favor! That doesn't always mean that much. In fact it might mean I'm on the square side of a lot. 4-0 yesterday. All my NBA picks have been me but most of my college stuff is from tips on certain forums. A couple are mine.

College

Duke -13
Montana +7.5 (currently +6.5)


NBA

Wizards/Hornets OVER 209.5 (currently 210.5)
Cleveland -1.5 (currently -2)
Timberwolves +3 (currently 3.5)


If you want to degen take Washington Huskies and the over in ever possible bet and you most likely will not go wrong.

Or just tune in if you don't work and want to see a game with a ton of scoring.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Not sure if anyone is reading this but just FYI I made a killing just betting the unders in the Atlantis tournament in this funky disco that they play in last year.

The smartest college basketball guy I know from last year likes the over in this game. I honestly would not have taken it had I known it was in Atlantis.

Almost ready to go back to that bitch Bovada to buy this back but I'm just gonna ride. Go Huskies. Go Points. Go Disco-Tech


I will be looking to take the under in tex/a.m. and mich/UCONN later in the day at Atlantis most likely.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

This first half in this disco is amazing. More airballs than I've ever seen in any game including high school.

Also more fouls. 35 fouls in the first half because these kids haven't adjusted to the rules and the refs seem extra nit picky.

The disco seats 2000 people so they say. Terrible venue. Not one mention of the crazy venue by the announcers. All I can imagine is that this resort is treating them like royalty to stop them from being honest. All blacked out stands with blinking lights behind the hoop. I would certainly hope this resort is creating a decent arena if they want to continue to attract teams to go there.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Take the under in the UAB Wisonsin game and the Gtown Florida game after that at Atlantis.

Have you seen that gym (ballroom)??? It's like a disco. Plus the rims look stiffer than druff sitting down with Oral Hershiser and Tommy Lasorda.


First half might be the best bet for the under in the second game because it will be close.

UAB vs. Wisonsin under

Gtown vs. Florida under FIRST HALF

might as well give rest of bets that haven't gone off yet even though posting here won't be regular. I made these last night so some lines changed slightly


Utah Jazz +4.5 (very small NBA sucks)
Charlotte Hornets +6 (very small NBA sucks)
UC Davis +2 (good sized bet)
Tulsa +2.5 (Tulsa baby)
Louisville -22.5 (Louisville by 30 at least
Gtown-1 (G's up Hoya's up too)


Also sweating out BYU 2nd half -2.5


Tomorrow in football so far I have

Minnestota +14 (best bet)
Ohio State -20.5


Also Ohio State future bet 200 to win 1400

honestly I will almost guarantee profit if you blindly take all unders in Atlantis and all overs in Maui.

You can go one step further and under every game played in any place not normally used for basketball.

BYU PLEASE WIN OUTRIGHT OR LOSE BY NO MORE THAN 2. PLEASE NO OT!

Bang! BYU covers my halftime be by a half point after unluckily going into overtime.

Bang! 37-17 at half in LOLlantis. They didn't put this game on ESPN like the others. If you have dish network go to 167. Channel called axs.tv I'd never heard of it. Check out this fucking disco shed they are playing in.

Unfortunately I also forgot that I degen took UAB plus the million points. Lol that's like 90 percent to lose already. These unders are just gonna bang out.

I just cant resist taking the points in a sure under game. Maybe next time I will remember this when I want to. UAB scored a half court 3 pointer at the buzzer to get to 17 points.

I haven't slept for a day and half. Can you tell?


This is when get money though. Also huge stack in lol bovada 40 dolla tourney gong for $1452.00

Here are my posts from pages 24-25 of this thread from last year at this time and my fag ass took an over at Alantis. Hang myself. Even if I come back it was a horrible bet.

[BeerAndPoker]

Joseph Randle is the next neeeeeeeeeeeeeeegro to throw away his NFL career. He was suspended by the league for four games and cut by the Cowboys already but now he spends his free time at casinos getting wasted and beating law enforcement.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14...ng-altercation

[Dan Druff]

LA Clippers -4.5 vs Utah

This looked so good to me that I had to try to find a reason to talk myself out of it, but I just couldn't.

Clippers played last night, but Utah just hasn't looked good lately, and the Clippers really improved recently -- first almost coming back down 29 against Toronto, then clobbering Denver in Denver.

In general I don't have much faith in Utah on the road, even though this year they've won a few there.

I think these are two teams going opposite directions.

Also considered under 207 Atl/Min but mass public money the other way is making me feel wrong.