*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[Sanlmar]

I’m on giants +8

You still have time for Blues vs Chicago and an undrafted kid’s first NHL start - who is rather mediocre (that’s being kind) in the AHL.

PL @ +105

Or

1P & a 1P BTTS (Blues Binnington is no prize) parlay

Or you could do NFL.

[simpdog]

Binnington 7 shots 4 goals. Ouch

[Tellafriend]

So if you can find a 8.5 KC sitting around you can join the rest of the world in the KC/Phi tease.

already did, and have them straight up.

i'm thinking of taking NYG and over in that contest. Thoughts?

already did, and have them straight up.

i'm thinking of taking NYG and over in that contest. Thoughts?

Im looking at non prop stuff now. Probably not though…. I just sent in Eagles and eagles under

fortunately i avoided this one.

what we have for today?

[BCR]

I have Bengals +7.5 and Niners -2.5 for +168 parlay and both straight up at +5.5 and -3.5.

My live betting anecdotes I’ll put in spoilers so it’s not half the page.

 

Man, I went down the point by point live tennis betting rabbit hole last night when I had a few too many drinks and rolled in wide awake at midnight. I tell my on and off again girl I need some sleep and can’t make a 6AM wrestling drive for her son and end up in front of my computer screen until 9AM.

I knew about those people back in the day beating the books by sitting court side, but it’s one of the few degenerate things I hadn’t ever did for more than a game. But I had a hot week on NBA props and was lucky enough to just bet Chiefs first half and tease that everyone had and I’m firing. I had San’s Kings bet the other night that lost 4-0. Wedgewood was Patrick Roy when I’m on him. I respected his bets enough to not touch another one. I can end a Simp or San hockey run by simply clicking a few buttons. They’ll win 5 straight +200 bets until I jump on the train. Two of the best cappers in the game and I’m probably like 1-15 lifetime riding them for NHL. Every night or go home motherfucker.

I get on that Tsitpitas/Sinner match from first set after Korda match all the way through the end of the fifth set.

I haven’t felt that dirty since doing lines off a porcelain toilet cover in dive bars in the early 90s with Nirvana or Alice In Chains blaring across the bar and beating my chest after each line.

I have no plan obviously and I’m down maybe a thousand and I stumble on riding the dog receiving serve for points 3-4-5. I catch a wave as it’s a great match of two guys without overwhelming serves, or at least not last night as I had no idea who either were beyond their names. Just trying to find some rhythm.

Not a ton of breaks, but a lot of 30-love games that morph into 40/40 games that server eventually holds.

It’s so fast you can’t even watch it. Just click dog for $100 on points 3,4, and 5 and on to the next one. Not even knowing what point youÂ’re on after the fourth AD Sinner point. Did I win? I have no idea by point 22.

Fist pumping and yelling “fight for this point you pussy!” at 4AM.

Fanduel has to comply with all these Ohio responsible gaming laws so I’m getting a prompt every ten minutes that will read, “ yikes, you’ve been logged on for 211 minutes and have wagered $77500!”

I hate Fanduel btw. I just took advantage of bonus and keep running it up. Shitty site though. Million offerings but not user friendly.

Obviously I’m down a thousand and up a few thousand after run, but I’ve bet over $100k. All bonuses cleared if they were a 100x rollover. Up probably $4k at high point, but they start blowing through 40-love sets in fifth and I ended up maybe $1200 not including the $500 I dropped on Shane Lowry at some point before he shoots 76 in final round and ends up in the thirties. I had to run so over expectation as the juice is so huge on +160/-230 type bets.

I’m thinking about PM’g Jeff at 3AM about the BMW golf tournament in Abu Dhabi because I clearly didn’t have enough action, but he’s not logged in.

I slept like four hours and feel like I got into a bar fight and lost. I’ve been betting a lot, but last night was like one of those nights in Vegas with your buddies here you don’t even want to remember the details and charges are still popping up on your credit card six weeks after you’re home. I’m lucky I didn’t stroke out from all my Covid death boosters.

[Dan Druff]

Buffalo -5.5 vs Cincinnati

Looks like BCR and I are on opposite sides on this one.

[Daly]

So normal cover your ass preamble here that nfl playoffs is not when you should try and win or lose fortunes.

Im going Buffalo/Under and Cowgirls/Under

Generally i like the totals more than the sides.

[Sanlmar]

Being a man of principle, Druff and my sainted mother were the only 2 who weren’t on America’s teaser yesterday.

Respect sur

[Sanlmar]

So normal cover your ass preamble here that nfl playoffs is not when you should try and win or lose fortunes.

Just another game to bettors

Self imposed exile for a bit as I’m NHL poison apparently. I can do my time like a man.

[Dan Druff]

Well looks like I was wrong about this one. Buffalo looking horrendous.

[Starbucks Spunk Bucket]

I have Bengals +6 and Bengals to win SB at +900

Long way to go in this game though

[country978]

Well looks like I was wrong about this one. Buffalo looking horrendous.

Really like both these teams and just hope it doesn't become a blowout. If the Bills can ever get a Lombardi I'd be very happy for them. After losing 4 straight in the 90's their fans are desperate for Josh Allen to be the answer. So far he looks overmatched and even if they have some amazing comeback today I don't think anyone is beating Kansas City.

[Sanlmar]

Well looks like I was wrong about this one. Buffalo looking horrendous.

Really like both these teams and just hope it doesn't become a blowout. If the Bills can ever get a Lombardi I'd be very happy for them. After losing 4 straight in the 90's their fans are desperate for Josh Allen to be the answer. So far he looks overmatched and even if they have some amazing comeback today I don't think anyone is beating Kansas City.

You probably also have a sense of how Druff feels. Bleed Blue

[Dan Druff]

Should've known the Bills would ultimately be the Bills.

It's like betting on the Clippers to make the NBA Finals. In any season. Just never happens.

Tossing around the idea of a Dallas moneyline bet. Honestly I didn't think the 49ers looked that good last time out, even though the score doesn't reflect it.

[Dan Druff]

Okay, I'm firing

Dallas +165 at San Francisco

I hope I'm not sorry for not sitting this out.

[Daly]

Okay, I'm firing

Dallas +165 at San Francisco

I hope I'm not sorry for not sitting this out.

Lets do it. I took the 4 points.

More on the under 47.

Took some +3 and u23 1h and u7.5 1q

Yes 2pt +240

Schultz and Lamb first TD

Under zeke across the board

Dak over passing and rushing

[Daly]

Okay, I'm firing

Dallas +165 at San Francisco

I hope I'm not sorry for not sitting this out.

Lets do it. I took the 4 points.

More on the under 47.

Took some +3 and u23 1h and u7.5 1q

Yes 2pt +240

Schultz and Lamb first TD

Under zeke across the board

Dak over passing and rushing

[Dan Druff]

Well, I don't have the same NFL magic for the playoffs.

I don't even do the MLB playoffs because they're so damn hard.

Congrats BCR. You had the right idea on both games.

[Daly]

Okay, I'm firing

Dallas +165 at San Francisco

I hope I'm not sorry for not sitting this out.

Lets do it. I took the 4 points.

More on the under 47.

Took some +3 and u23 1h and u7.5 1q

Yes 2pt +240

Schultz and Lamb first TD

Under zeke across the board

Dak over passing and rushing

Should have just passed on sides and had a epic day.

[Dan Druff]

There's a 245.5 line tonight in the NBA.

That's also not an outlier. There's 7 games tonight. The lowest total is 229.

The others all range from 236.5 to 240.5.

This is why it's so hard to handicap NBA these days.

[Rayo88]

There's a 245.5 line tonight in the NBA.

That's also not an outlier. There's 7 games tonight. The lowest total is 229.

The others all range from 236.5 to 240.5.

This is why it's so hard to handicap NBA these days.

Additionally all hockey spread bets tonight and over under bets have both side -105 and worse on Bet M6M. I can’t remember ever seeing all seven games having both side of all the lines like this. Is this BS or am I naive?