Listen it pains me to be in the same car slash speedboat with her as well broski
Listen it pains me to be in the same car slash speedboat with her as well broski
Originally Posted by lol wow
My dearest wow,
It is with great joy that I can tell you my journey is at an end. After nine long years in battle without you by my side, I am being returned to your warm embrace, where we can once more enjoy sunset walks along the Palisades Park , where we first met.
This isn't hockey, but Jays -1.5 +105 is happening this afternoon.
I’m waiting for goalies and even then trying to gauge who gives any fucks today
If Tampa Vasilevskiy & Canes Freddy Andersen is real then I have no choice but to smash under 5.5 +110
No GIFT is 15-2 for Canes btw. Ridiculous. Only thing I got right in the canes last 2-0 (empty net) loss
free money
Kikuchi looks good.
Last edited by Sanlmar; 03-22-2022 at 09:55 AM.
5 innings is a long time to go in Spring Training though but I'll take being up 4-1 with the Jays batting bottom of 4.
9-1 Jays after 4 innings.
Hopes and prayers the scrubs can hold on.
Obviously I have nothing as smoove as Jays (thank you sir) but here you are.
The parlay leads off @ +266
I am looking to fire live over in Penguins game. Gimme 2 minutes or so clean and a reasonable 6.
I suppose Penguins puck line is the closest I can offer to the MLB Jays if you had to pick one. CBJ can score but their goalie, Korpisalo, is maybe the worst in NHL lately and that’s saying something. Goalies confirmed
You see the Rangers 25 - 12 Guardians score yesterday?
Rangers -150 juice is a bit heavier on some sites.
Oilers stars over 6
Jets/vegas over 6
I was laughing at the boxscore seeing some ERAs > 100 due to that one.
Homer,
NJD/Toronto total 7. Which ain’t wrong.
Here’s what bothers me. I have a 1.5 -180 1P. They didn’t hang a 2. The books have been showing 2 on the regular lately. That frontier was breached long ago.
We used to stare 1P in the face and take our kids to Disney for a week on the profit. It ain’t the juice.
NJD & Toronto see what we see and gonna feign defense starting out then open up?
I like NJD team total over 2.5
Talk to me.
It’s the end of the season and the shit is getting squirrelly.
I went 2-1.
2 goals in 28 seconds against Calgary screwed my sweet parlay but such is sports.
Giordano first game for Leafs. Will provide some stability on defense and less offense.
Mrazek huge question mark will he return to better form or continue having issues stopping beach balls?
First period here is 1.5 -165
I'm on Leafs -1.5 -120 and Leafs first period -0.5 +110
Jersey pounded last night they'll get pounded tonight.
Your book makes me wanna move to Canada like poker players used to back in the day…. or Antigua. Back during our run you always had the best 1P numbers
My book went as high as over 1P -205 / under +175.
They simply refuse to paint a 2. I had to take the 1.5 +175 under.
Being a retard ain’t easy. You know me though. I don’t chase pots of gold and big plus numbers. I don’t chase perceived sharp movements. That line action is telling me something today though.. Every ploppy is taking the over. The books are just Hoovering up all the bets and not moving the number. It’s hard to argue the public. I’m sure I’ll hate myself later.
I took Ducks -120 and the over 6. Another war zone.
Hypersonic missile headed for my bankroll.
Hoover is an old school vacuum Simpdog.
I hate kids.
Last edited by Sanlmar; 03-23-2022 at 12:05 PM.
Living with a disability is a struggle.
I expect the wretched Maple Leafs to break this streak? That number is stellar. People bet their whole lives hoping for stuff like this. I’m the other side - lol. Cannon fodder
I’m gonna unwind that stupid under. Later though.
The MIT Sloan Analytics conference just ended. They did an hour on hockey analytics. We aren’t so much under the radar like we once were. I’ll post a link. It’ll help you sleep.
Please do post a link. While working long hours I can listen to them and dream of when I'm retired and have time to dive into the numbers daily.Living with a disability is a struggle.
I expect the wretched Maple Leafs to break this streak? That number is stellar. People bet their whole lives hoping for stuff like this. I’m the other side - lol. Cannon fodder
I’m gonna unwind that stupid under. Later though.
The MIT Sloan Analytics conference just ended. They did an hour on hockey analytics. We aren’t so much under the radar like we once were. I’ll post a link. It’ll help you sleep.
Although will AI be so good then that beating the lines will be futile?
Only Simpdog will truly appreciate how sick this bet was.
After 1 Period
Toronto 0 - 0 NJD
That was one of my best tea leaf (pun) readings ever. Took a lot of guts to bet this
In about 75 minutes, this one is going:
Portland vs San Antonio - under 231
Milwaukee has no Giannis and no Middleton.
Wizards should avenge their disasterous collapse against the Rockets last time out (which won my bet for me), and will cover. Not confident enough in that failteam to win outright, so I'll stick to this.
Washington +8.5 at Milwaukee
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