*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[simpdog]

WooDRUFF finally broken.

Hader in but Milwaukee is tapped after that. How long is Kershaw pitching?

[shoeshine box]

Hi Todd, fellas.I have a dream futures Ticket.
L.A. vs N.Y.Y...1x. Like +675 x475= over 3 k baybayyy!!>.
That's a Lotta Shoe shines ,even in Omaha.
DRuff baby,(Hollywood talk man), Are you wearing a PFA Cap or LA? |
Please I been straining me marbles, like dice in my skull bouncing around lookin for you! ( You pay for a
card board cut out in a seat).
NY vs LA and I will PERSOnally ROOT for LA and BET them and donate 250 yes TWO HUNDRED and FIFTY of my HARD EARNED 1/2 Jewish shekels to the Freeroll at yr discretion.
You can hold Me to it with a gentle prod lest I have a lapse...NYY vs LA. in WS, we , (me, myself and I) shall graciously if not quietly(sans 1/2 a lung lest) donate 250 anyway you say to PFA..Ty for it all..WAVE The Dang Donkey PFA hat man freee advert!!!!! FREEEE advertising!..You never know.. GO BLUE dodgers/yankees.. Shoeshinebox

P.s. Any Ideas on a Hedge Vs Tampa Bay be appreciated. ty. Gd lk. Kershaw was ez tonite. bet Kershawor forget him. gd job Todgers!

[Dan Druff]

Kerhsaw's postseason demons come in the 7th.

However, the little secret about Kershaw is that he's good if the Dodgers are leading in the series, and bad if they're behind.

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

nothing would be more 2020 than kershaw turning into fucking sandy koufax..

[Krypt]

Yankees >>> Doyers

[Sanlmar]

Yankees >>> Doyers

The pitiful and banged up 8th seed. No Lorenzo Cain & Braun etc. Everyone in LA will have a wet spot on the front of their shorts nevertheless.

Hope Dodgers make it to finals.

[Sanlmar]

Graterol. You have a legit shot badguy

Fewest swing and misses on a fastball among mlb relievers. And he throws 100mph +

2 runs - 1x

Tubbo is clueless

[Dan Druff]

Remember I said the Brewers were terrible offensively? They really are. They just go up there hacking. Not a good team -- at least not with Yelich hitting the way he was. Would have been somewhat tougher if Burnes was there, but he wasn't, and that's that.

Kershaw looks excellent, though. He has all year. This postseason may be better for him simply because he didn't have time to wear down.

I want the Cardinals. Padres scare me. They are too similar to the Dodgers. Tatis... Myers... even Machokedo. And then there's guys like Hosmer and Grisham who can also hurt you. No thanks.

Cardinals are mostly a hodgepodge of aging players.

[shoeshine box]

Kerhsaw's postseason demons come in the 7th.

However, the little secret about Kershaw is that he's good if the Dodgers are leading in the series, and bad if they're behind.

}I shall state but not strongly certainly shall not wager it so, that the Dodgers Shall Not Be Playing from behind 1x until Game 1 of the World Series Vs N.Y.Y. .(I shall be rooting LA as promised tho)
Bold prediction,ehhhh I am a degenerate I shall wager 5$ at 25 -1 if any long time posters want a 5er... gd lk..

[Sanlmar]

Nancy-the-SDG-whisperer

Hope your okay about last night btw. I missed my Dodgers 1st 5 over by 1 run. I have a scar to show for it too

1st 5 over 5 tonight ?

I missed total 9. Is 9.5 okay or what?

Bullpen game for crippled SDG and Cards Flaherty ain’t all that especially lately and especially vs the heavy Padres iron.

Talk to me or whisper.

[Tellafriend]

Shouldn’t he be sweating tennis today?

[badguy23]

Lol that error killed me but Druff was right Mil can't hit

They learn how to field it still be 0-0

Dodgers will make me rich at a later date would of been nice to hit that Parlay.

[Tellafriend]

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[badguy23]

Shouldn’t he be sweating tennis today?

I've been watching. I'm already 0-1 Listening to Matrina is like slicing you wrist.

Next week Tennis will heat up

[Tellafriend]

Shouldn’t he be sweating tennis today?

I've been watching. I'm already 0-1 Listening to Matrina is like slicing you wrist.

Next week Tennis will heat up

I’m clueless. Let us know when something becomes +ev

[badguy23]

Remember I said the Brewers were terrible offensively? They really are. They just go up there hacking. Not a good team -- at least not with Yelich hitting the way he was. Would have been somewhat tougher if Burnes was there, but he wasn't, and that's that.

Kershaw looks excellent, though. He has all year. This postseason may be better for him simply because he didn't have time to wear down.

I want the Cardinals. Padres scare me. They are too similar to the Dodgers. Tatis... Myers... even Machokedo. And then there's guys like Hosmer and Grisham who can also hurt you. No thanks.

Cardinals are mostly a hodgepodge of aging players.

Lol who are the padres throwing out there to pitch? Paddock lol.

I'd much rather face the Padres if I were you.

[simpdog]

Houston +165 win
Jays +180 loss
Miami +175 win
Cardinals +175

Much like hockey thinking COVID first round is a crapshoot and dogs can win a short series. However hockey was a bubble + I know hockey 100x better than MLB so tread lightly.

Skipped out on Brewers but took all the other big dogs. Hoping for 2-2.

Hit the 2 wins necessary to be +EV. A cardinals win would be icing on the cake.

Much like the hockey first period overs, etc....could be a once in a lifetime event due to Covid.

**This is not an endorsement for betting on ST Louis. Just a non-subtle brag post.

[Krypt]

we need a fkn pick tonight ffs... 20 mins

[Daly]

Light night for me.

I went under 69 Wake. These lines that move 5-10 points on these games the steam always takes them too far where the early players win and all the late ones lose.

I’m also going under 9.5 Davis Rebounds. Any game not against Houston he lands between 7-10 but he’s always lined at 9.5. Bam not playing probably doesn’t help but I’ve cashed so many of these now it’s more of an auto play than a true lean.

[badguy23]

Scam Newton and a Back up QB for Kc test positive for Covid

Check those fantasy lineups Sidebitch

I'd check them both for aids also cuz if anyone here doesn't think Cam swings both ways is dumb.

Games postponed.

In other news the Colts and Bears will be replacing the game at 4.25 est Nicky Foles runs so good sometimes.

After the Eagles lose Sunday night Im a Bears fan