*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[simpdog]

Lean in for your kiss Simp

This was all you. I tailed ya outta respect.




We binked both the over and sides.

Sawks have absolutely no pitching. Jays kids are monsters.

LFG 2020

Picking right up where we left off.

Covid isn’t affecting MLB bets.

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

san QUICK move to NJ temporarily! spin the 100 into 6 figs!!

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

aight i checked the real lines on TOR/TB and NYM/ATL and those O/Us im being offered are obviously not the real numbers...

question for you guys, are those even worth firing on given the stupid amount of juice?

[badguy23]

Better Late then never Boys.

Stay Safe and Lets Kil these fckers as long as we can..

[badguy23]

aight i checked the real lines on TOR/TB and NYM/ATL and those O/Us im being offered are obviously not the real numbers...

question for you guys, are those even worth firing on given the stupid amount of juice?

Gobble up that offer Id offset it with some good offshore books though and make 10 to 20 xtra no matter who wins.

The lines they offer for baseball at the legal shops if not criminal they are laughable.

The way I read this offer its everyday until August 2nd If you no what you are doing thats a free 1200 at the very least. Especially if you have a shop that offers dime lines.

Site credits on Fanduel r like real money btw so the risk is also added if you win the next bet. Its not like a free play. Must be nice to have money to burn. How they stay in biz is beyond me. If you cant exploit this you shouldnt be gambling and everything is just a 1x rollover.

[Sanlmar]

aight i checked the real lines on TOR/TB and NYM/ATL and those O/Us im being offered are obviously not the real numbers...

question for you guys, are those even worth firing on given the stupid amount of juice?

Gobble up that offer Id offset it with some good offshore books though and make 10 to 20 xtra no matter who wins.

The lines they offer for baseball at the legal shops if not criminal they are laughable.

The way I read this offer its everyday until August 2nd If you no what you are doing thats a free 1200 at the very least. Especially if you have a shop that offers dime lines.

Where is this offered? I like your approach.

I also noticed listed pitchers which makes it feel brick and mortar or Euro. Some place stupid.


I felt a little twitchy when I realized nothing is happening today. Any edges in NBA preseason? 10 min qtrs? Those lines can’t be sharp

[badguy23]

Gobble up that offer Id offset it with some good offshore books though and make 10 to 20 xtra no matter who wins.

The lines they offer for baseball at the legal shops if not criminal they are laughable.

The way I read this offer its everyday until August 2nd If you no what you are doing thats a free 1200 at the very least. Especially if you have a shop that offers dime lines.

Where is this offered? I like your approach.

I also noticed listed pitchers which makes it feel brick and mortar or Euro.


I felt a little twitchy when I realized nothing is happening today. Any edges in NBA preseason? 10 min qtrs? Those lines can’t be sharp

I believe the lines Gamble showed are from Foxbet aka Pokerstars. The offer hes talking about is from Fanduel and its comical and they are offering everyday from 7/22 til August 2nd. Its honestly at least a free 1200 if you have any good offshore book.

[Sanlmar]

san QUICK move to NJ temporarily! spin the 100 into 6 figs!!

Now I get it.

The sportsbook promotions in New Jersey have been nothing short of the old poker site promotions. This has been true for quite a while.

I was just thinking yesterday that Mass has had casinos for quite a while now and I have never set foot in one. No sportsbooks. They were moving towards sports legislation then corona sidetracked it.

Legalized wagering has been warm shit from what I’ve seen but Mass was the first In the US with lotteries and might possibly not fuck it up. I can wait.

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

aight i checked the real lines on TOR/TB and NYM/ATL and those O/Us im being offered are obviously not the real numbers...

question for you guys, are those even worth firing on given the stupid amount of juice?

Gobble up that offer Id offset it with some good offshore books though and make 10 to 20 xtra no matter who wins.

The lines they offer for baseball at the legal shops if not criminal they are laughable.

The way I read this offer its everyday until August 2nd If you no what you are doing thats a free 1200 at the very least. Especially if you have a shop that offers dime lines.

Site credits on Fanduel r like real money btw so the risk is also added if you win the next bet. Its not like a free play. Must be nice to have money to burn. How they stay in biz is beyond me. If you cant exploit this you shouldnt be gambling and everything is just a 1x rollover.

i was fucking STUNNNNNNNNNNED when i made my first FD bet, lost, got $500 in my account and risked $250 on a UFC fight and got the full like $360 for my bet winning...thought i was just gonna get the $110 in profit...they must be making a fucking pants load if they're offering shit like this...

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

san QUICK move to NJ temporarily! spin the 100 into 6 figs!!

Now I get it.

The sportsbook promotions in New Jersey have been nothing short of the old poker site promotions. This has been true for quite a while.

I was just thinking yesterday that Mass has had casinos for quite a while now and I have never set foot in one. No sportsbooks. They were moving towards sports legislation then corona sidetracked it.

Legalized wagering has been warm shit from what I’ve seen but Mass was the first In the US with lotteries and might possibly not fuck it up. I can wait.

my thoughts to a fucking T...maybe not as big as the poker site promos in the heyday, but dont think it's very far off...

friend of a friend has made a website about how to arb all this shit...i mean you're never gonna get rich, but im willing to wager if you took all the NJ promos offered to you that you could put a nice dent in your rent/mortgage expense by the end of the month...

fucking free money is free money...i dont turn a blind eye to it...

[Sanlmar]

You have anything you’re looking at today or tomorrow badguy?

Look at Crowe’s post in the MLB thread. Great read. I booked Yankees Cole vs Nats Scherzer. Scherzer looked awful last outing but probably not that meaningful. Just a bad day.

I got -126 and it’s now -135 so regardless of outcome it’s a good bet.

If I was following NBA these exhibition games probably would be exploitable. I’m not following. But such a shitshow it’s mouth watering. Lakers feel weird with that head case. LeBron really isn’t a leader.

Clips +2.5? Didn’t it start Clips -1?

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

@badguy, you are correct those are pokerstars lines that i posted...

[Sanlmar]

Badguy

Luke

 

Jackson had nowhere to throw when baseball shut down. So, the Atlanta Braves right-hander got desperate, watched some YouTube videos, and built a makeshift mound. He was throwing alone in his driveway in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. when he got the fateful text.

“Hey, if you ever need to throw live,” said Eric Cressey, who Jackson has known and trained with since 2011, “we are having a small group of guys here.”

Jackson immediately hopped in the car and drove to Palm Beach, which houses one of two Cressey Sports Performance gyms. With most of the country shut down, it was a quick 90-minute commute. Jackson wasn’t sure what to expect. What he found was a who’s who of Major League stars.

A group that included Justin Verlander, Max Scherzer, Corey Kluber, Paul Goldschmidt, Giancarlo Stanton and more than 30 other big leaguers had quietly been working together – from a safe distance. They formed a secret baseball group while playing at Palm Beach Gardens High School.

There were no known cases of the virus among players at Cressey’s gyms.

“The health and safety part was hard. We had to have really small groups, use all 10,000 square feet of the facility,” Cressey said. “But the security aspect of it was probably even more challenging, to be discreet and give these guys an element of privacy. Guys were saying it was like ‘Fight Club’ or Prohibition baseball.”

“If people knew what we were doing, we would have had 10,000 people at Palm Beach Gardens High School to watch us.”

The group started organically. With the abrupt end to spring training and uncertainty about a possible restart, a lot of players already in the Jupiter/Palm Beach area stuck around. As COVID-19 became more of a long-term concern, guys who lived in Florida year-round let Arizona rentals lapse and returned home.

Logan Morrison, who signed with the Milwaukee Brewers this winter, hadn’t seen live pitching for six weeks when he got to Cressey’s. Then he faced Kluber and Scherzer back-to-back days.

Verlander approached Morrison on another. Would he mind standing in and giving him feedback on his slider? Verlander was still searching for the feel.

“I get goosebumps just talking about it,” Morrison said. “When someone asks you to help them out with something, and you’re thinking they’re on another level from you. It’s pretty cool. At the end of the day, everyone wants to beat everybody, but they want to beat you at your best. So guys were helping each other out.”

It was the best of both worlds: a talented group of big leaguers in a setting where the outcome didn’t matter.

“How often do you get competitive at-bats with feedback?” Orioles reliever Richard Bleier said. “Goldy told me stuff I never thought of before, and I’ve been pitching for 13 years. That’s stuff you can’t get throwing bullpens.”

Goldschmidt played first base in both of the nine-inning games Cressey and his wife, Anna, organized in the final week of June. The first one at Palm Beach Gardens High School was started by New York Mets teammates Rob Gsellman and Michael Wacha. There were rules for safety, including no sliding and distancing as much as possible. But it was no boring spring showdown. There were pitching battles, several home runs and plenty of good-natured trash talking. The group went through 56 balls in that first game, giving Cressey a crash-course on baseball expenses.

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“Most of these big-league guys are used to throwing with brand new pearls every time, and you are looking at 200 bucks a dozen,” he said, laughing. “Every foul ball, it stings a little bit.”

Cressey, who was hired this winter by the Yankees to oversee their training and strength/conditioning departments, said there wasn’t much talk about keeping everything quiet. Guys understood when catch sessions morphed into live bullpens and games. But it doesn’t mean they didn’t give him a hard time for it.

Bleier kept begging for things to go on YouTube, even showing one of his live BP sessions during a takeover of the Orioles Instagram. Thank God, he was teased, no one paid attention to Bleier’s social media efforts.

Still, his instincts weren’t wrong. Imagine a game of big leaguers mic’ed up, in a casual setting? At a time when much of the country was under lockdown?

“You want to see Scherzer and Goldschmidt or Stanton go head-to-head?” Jackson said. “And hear them go back and forth? People are going to pay to go to a high school field for that.”

When Jackson first got there, he was stunned. Not only were all these big leaguers cycling in and out, but there were also another 30 to 40 minor leaguers — even some new draftees – spread out and working in small groups. Cressey, along with pitching coordinators Brian Kaplan and Mark Lowy and on-field coordinator Max Rios, communicated daily with town officials to make sure they were following the proper protocols. Bullpen schedules were organized in waves by service time. There would be guys who had five to six years in the big leagues throwing ninth.

There are “just guys” and then there are “full-on dudes,” as Cressey puts it. And they had a team full of dudes.

“We had a real roster that could beat other pro teams. It’s like, so for the All-Star Game this year, we are just going back to Cressey’s?” Jackson said, laughing. “I would live there if I could.”

As the labor fight between the league and players raged on, the group camaraderie grew even stronger. Morrison estimates it was a mix of about eight percent COVID-19 and 92 percent the owners that united the group. Scherzer, a union rep, would often field questions while throwing. The Nationals ace, who had his own personal quarantine catcher in Baltimore’s Bryan Holaday, was a frequent fixture in the live batting practices but didn’t pitch in either of the final week games.

“I didn’t get out there as much as I’d like,” said Scherzer, who is well known for his mammoth early-spring bullpens and work ethic. “This is what you have to do when you’re trying to stay as sharp as possible while we were waiting for baseball to start.”

One early morning, Bleier saw Scherzer and Verlander throwing next to each other and thought, “That’s a lot of money on those mounds.”

Jackson’s first live batter was Goldschmidt, who homered off him during a National League Division Series that ended the Braves season. Remembering the moment this week, he feigns disgust for a second, then laughs.

One day, the bizarreness finally hit Cressey. There was NFL punter Matt Bosher kicking on the 80-yard turf, over Verlander’s head. Colts quarterback Jacoby Brissett was throwing routes, while Scherzer was doing some live BP in the corner. Mets pitcher Noah Syndergaard had already been in and out doing rehab.

“I looked around and was like, is this for real, or is this some sports fantasy team?” Cressey said. “It’s hilarious. It was one of those things that came about by necessity.”

It’s the greatest live BPs and All-Star Game none of us will ever see. The one where a small group of wives attended and those who worked on the field adjacent to Cressey’s stayed to gawk. Groups under 50 outside in Florida were permitted, and there’s no question how fast the shiny aluminum would have disappeared from the bleacher seats if someone had leaked word to the public.

“If it was up to me, I’d be exploiting everyone there, but that’s why (Cressey has) got so many guys who trust him,” Bleier said. “He cares and it’s not ‘Oh, let’s put it out on Instagram.’”

Cressey has some video and may eventually create a highlight reel someday. He’s plenty busy, and still unsure. There were other concerns about streaming and promoting a sandlot-style game while MLB and the players association were in public, ugly negotiations.

“I think people were scared of the owners, they didn’t want it to rub the wrong way,” Morrison said. “My stance is, ‘Listen, they are the reason we are here in the first place’. We wanted to work this out earlier. This was their fault that we had to play on a high school field, so let’s fire up the cameras. That’s how I look at it.”

There is another point Morrison, who played in both of the Fight Club games, would like to drive across.

“Max Scherzer has $250 million dollars (seven years, $210 on Scherzer), Justin Verlander has how many millions of dollars and those guys are still out there grinding it out every day, seven days a week in the Florida sun. And it’s hot and humid as shit. It’s not always fun out there,” he said. “It’s because they really want to play and play well this year. Even when we weren’t allowed to play, we found a way.”

Kluber, Scherzer, Verlander, Stanton, Jackson, Morrison, Goldschmidt, Gsellman, Wacha, Syndergaard, Bleier, Holaday.

The big-league players part of the Palm Beach crew also included Josh James, Taylor Guerrieri, Brian Moran, Mike Brosseau, Ryan LaMarre, Steve Cishek, Nick Wittgren, Brad Hand, Zach Plesac, Anthony Swarzak, Monte Harrison, Isan Díaz, Jordan Holloway, Austin Voth, Kyle McGowin, Tyler Kinley and Kyle Barraclough. There were more free agents and non-roster guys. A.J. Ramos and Kevin Siegrist. Even now, Cressey isn’t sure if that’s a comprehensive list.

Triston McKenzie and Jesús Luzardo were there and started in the second game adjacent to Cressey’s gym. (The city of Palm Beach owns the field.) Cressey’s wife, Anna, threw out the first pitch, a well-deserved honor for someone who put in 18-hour days.

“We basically ran an organization for a few months,” Cressey said on the phone Tuesday, on the eve of the first day of baseball’s summer training.

Players have reported back to their respective home cities by now, many doing interviews for this story while they follow mandatory quarantine after a COVID-19 test.

Will it help? All the preparation, the work that went into baseball’s underground fight club? Scherzer thinks so.

‘The cool thing about baseball (is) you’re always trying to face the best, one on one,” he said. “I had to keep my feel for my pitches, to keep them all separate, now I can get into midseason form as quickly as possible in camp.”

There will be a natural ramping-up over three weeks, perhaps time for everyone else to catch up by Opening Day on July 23. There’s no telling what will happen in a 60-game season, but the Palm Beach crew likes their chances. And they’ve got one hell of a quarantine story.

“Where else were multiple Major Leaguers playing games?” Bleier asked. “We had check-ins with the Orioles, and I’d see other guys do like four ups and simulate (games) to nobody. I was throwing to All-Stars, getting feedback and then learning more by watching them play. It was unique, and I hope they figure out a way to continue it in some way next year.”

Whatever happens, the 2020 Fight Club will always be special. Plus, it may be the biggest crowd these guys play in front of all year.

“I was kinda nervous,” Bleier joked of his outing in the first game. ‘We had some parents there.”

the athletic was incredible before covid and their massive round of cuts. its still very good at times, hope they can recover when there are enough sports for people to pay to read about again.

[Dan Druff]

also yikes was banned from this thread for shitposting.

Anyway, feels weird to dust off the sportsbook accounts and actually consider betting sports again.

Certain things have exited from my life these past six months -- grocery shopping in person, socializing, going to baseball games, going on vacation, live poker, watching sports...

But now here we are.

I may or may not have picks for you today.

[badguy23]

Lol Soto test positive for Nationals thats the reason in the line jumping boys. Here we go how many others got this shit on the nats?

Soto isnt worth a 30 jump that some sites are doing?? How can no1 else have this shit now?? hes been with the team the past 2 weeks.

[badguy23]

also yikes was banned from this thread for shitposting.

Anyway, feels weird to dust off the sportsbook accounts and actually consider betting sports again.

Certain things have exited from my life these past six months -- grocery shopping in person, socializing, going to baseball games, going on vacation, live poker, watching sports...

But now here we are.

I may or may not have picks for you today.

Hey buddy you best make sure you read all the rules at the books you play with. They changed most for baseball. All bets are now action at most places... Some places are saying the games must go 8.5 innings to be official things are all covid up now.

You play at that slap nut book Bovada they will rob you any chance they get.

[Sanlmar]

Lol Soto test positive for Nationals thats the reason in the line jumping boys. Here we go how many others got this shit on the nats?

Soto isnt worth a 30 jump that some sites are doing?? How can no1 else have this shit now?? hes been with the team the past 2 weeks.

COVID is god. -160

I took this when listed pitchers was still a thing. Ya know, the old days.

Maybe I should bet run line. I think you got something. -30 on one player not

[badguy23]

..Boston Red Sox left-hander Eduardo Rodriguez had "minor complications" following his bout with the coronavirus and was being shut down from all baseball activities, manager Ron Roenicke said Thursday."We're taking everything very seriously in this matter," Roenicke said.

Roenicke said Rodriguez, who was projected to be the Red Sox's No. 1 starter this season, had not tested positive again. However, during testing, Roenicke said the team "discovered something that we need to make sure we get rid of this completely before he gets on the field."

Roenicke noted that Rodriguez, who had been diagnosed with the coronavirus on July 7, "was tired" after his first bullpen of 20 or so pitches...


https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/...-complications

Get ready for Hockey MLS and NBA guys.. NFL aint happening and MLB aint finishing

[Sanlmar]

MLB season wins is off the board .... oh well


Sawks are an autobet over totals.
Sawks are gonna quit .... the signs are already there . This will be true of many teams.

If you do the work... stay on Twitter, for instance... this season will reward you.


I took Bombers R/L. Number was running away. Fun

[badguy23]

MLB players approve plan for 16-team playoffs in shortened 2020 season, per report

They best start this next week in Disney!