*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[Sanlmar]

Was putting together my card and this gave me a PFA chuckle.



Look at me with my trendy black background and legal book (FanDuel). Yeah, self loathing and evidently a gambling addiction.


We have LA² on Good Friday. I’m going to hell.

Simp’s Blue Jays Chris Bassitt. The guy who put “ass” in Bassitt. 24.30 ERA. Despite those early numbers Bassitt is really bad. He’s sorta like soft tosser Greinke without the talent. The comparison is unfair to Greinke. Patrick Sandoval for Angels is much better. He looked good in WBC and his first outing. Have to take the plus money and shield my ass from Angels bullpen with F5.

Kershaw vs Bumgarner. Bumgarner was awful against Dodgers and here he is again. Mad Bum said he felt forearm fatigue too. Prolly got hurt wearing his multiple World Series rings.

Like I said, I have self loathing issues.


Other nonsense? Fading the Braves Shuster - incredible awfulness. Padres Nick Martinez isn’t much better but +110. Didn’t go F5 which is uncharacteristic of me but I’m self aware. That’s important.

I should prolly take Milwaukee Brandon Woodruff over STL Jack Flaherty. Flaherty, Giolito & Fried. The Calif High School team mates that once earned me money. Now .. well, age is creeping up on us. I haven’t bet yet cause it’s prolly priced right. Brewers are hot as hell. We will see.

The grand jury is hearing the Blue Jays case for parole. They were banned last year, as you know. It doesn’t look hopeful for them.

Hockey is observing the holiday so we shall have to cope

[Daly]

This has a very very high bust factor to it but with the price on offer if you are going to stand behind a LIV player next weekend it might as well be the guy who smashed everyone today and plays with a big chipx

Brooks 60-1

[Dan Druff]

Washington (Gore) +106 at Colorado (Urena)

[Sanlmar]

Two burned out old war horses Kershaw and Bumgarner.

Kershaw helping to inflate Arizona Corbin Carroll’s RoY numbers.

What is wrong with me?

PFA Stupidity Wagering Curse.. yeah, that’s it

[Dan Druff]

Angels (T. Anderson) -117 vs Toronto (Berrios)

Berrios looking awful.

Anderson looking great.

[Daly]

I was going to try my best to say the suspended play was total bullshit……. Until they showed the standing water on 15% of the 7th green.

[simpdog]

Tampa -130 hockey

[Daly]

Tigers 3d round matchup vs Kirk opened at -120 Kirk and closed at -185. Im lucky to have some smart people in my network because that ended up being a complete lock.

Of Tiger plays fourth round and they post a marchup….. unless its against L Mize or S Lyle…. Id bet it up to -250

He should withdraw

[Daly]

Right on time, it seems.

[Daly]

Brooks hits one right in the trees and ends up fuct…. But uses his skill to save

Rham hits one right in the trees and hits off a woodpecker and a owl and ends up kicking out to the fairway.


One of these days i want to hold a Rham fade when he doesnt get lucky as fuck.

[BCR]

Angels (T. Anderson) -117 vs Toronto (Berrios)

Berrios looking awful.

Anderson looking great.

This was a nice bet. I tailed you on this one. Worst part was I had about $500 cash on me and just went to a kiosk around the corner. I took the Angels -1.5 +175. So I started feeding $50s into the machine and it cut off at $300 and wouldn’t take more. So I printed out ticket and had to put the last $200 in, and I accidentally hit Blue Jays for +1.5 for last $200.

Couldn’t cancel ticket because the kiosk is in a bar, so I run to bank machine and bank was closed, so I grabbed another $500 from ATM to offset the wager as I had Angels -1.5 +175 and Blue Jays +1.5 -215. The $200 was only going to pay less than a $100 profit. So come back and bet the Angels again for another $500 at -1.5 and ML half on each, with the idea if they won by 1, at least it was a hedge of sorts where I scoop the misclick and the ML bet. So now I have multiple Angels tickets and a retarded Blue Jays +1.5 bet. When it was 5-3 Blue Jays I was thinking it was going to be my only winner, but it came through and we hit everything besides the misclick.

[Starbucks Spunk Bucket]

The golf is warming up nicely now.

Can’t wait

[Daly]

If rham took a heart attack right now phil would win

[ftpjesus]

I gotta ask Wtf is wrong with the Dodgers. They just got bitchslapped by AZ yesterday and today. Overs smashed in both games and giving up 23 runs by LA, they hadn’t given up 12 runs in 9 innings since 5/2019 and damn near did it twice in 2 games. I mean I knew the new rules would affect some things but wow. Dbacks put up that 11 today and didn’t even put it out of the park once.

[Sheesfaced]

John Rahm is gonna eat Augusta National for breakfast,lunch,dinner and probably 2 desserts.....

prediction: wins by 8-10 strokes.....

Wasn’t quite 8-10 but won fairly comfortably. And after doubling the very first hole no less.

Nice call.

[Starbucks Spunk Bucket]

Bit of an anticlimax in the end, not my favourite masters tbh with all the weather trouble too

Fair play to Rahm, I really didn’t think he’d win it on form

[Daly]

Bit of an anticlimax in the end, not my favourite masters tbh with all the weather trouble too

Fair play to Rahm, I really didn’t think he’d win it on form

As i said “it was good to get one (conners) the week before the masters” because i totaly struck out with Rham, which was a calculated risk I made and he shoved his giant spanish cock in my ass. Hes a hell of a player and Im happy for him.

My only gripe is once again he hits a ball into the woods abd it comes bouncing out in the fairway and brooks does the same and it sits right behind a tree. This Iberian peninsula asshole is the luckiest fucker on tour.

[lol wow]

how fucked am i on over 6.5 in this ducks game i feel like i have a shot here

[lol wow]

well im a genius that shit was 1 0 late 2nd when i brushed off the reverse jinx from my closet of moves

[Sandwich]

Steve Garcia +170 vs. Sha Yilan Nuerdanbeke WIN
Trey Ogden +290 vs. Ignacio Bahamondes LOSS
Chase Sherman +370 vs. Karl Williams VOID (cancelled)

Up 0.7 units.