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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    MLB Jays -1.5 -130ez win

    NHL tomorrow Under 5.5 -140. Get it before the 5 is out there.ez win


    No Bets Allowed. IMO Warriors win tonight. Klay or Wiggins need to score more and Draymond will have a game. That being said I promised GA I wouldn't bet on the game tonightno bet but win.
    Jays -140ish or -1.5 +120

    Congrats to the Lightning. Back to back champs make the Finals again.

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    The Jays are absolutely untrustworthy chalk, Simp.

    I took a shot at big profit and got savaged. Worst day all year.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandwich View Post
    Just a few UFC 275 Singapore bets for Saturday (Sunday morning local time)…

    Ramona Pascual +142, 1 unit L
    Mahershate +150, ½ unit W
    Jiri Prochazka -195, 1 unit W
    Jiri Prochazka wins in 1st round +270, 1 unit L
    Two of the three underdog bets didn’t come thru. Down 0.74 units

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    The Jays are absolutely untrustworthy chalk, Simp.

    I took a shot at big profit and got savaged. Worst day all year.


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    I didn’t trust morenos first game behind the plate.

    He caught stripling on Thursday for a practice session

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    MLB Jays -1.5 -130ez win

    NHL tomorrow Under 5.5 -140. Get it before the 5 is out there.ez win


    No Bets Allowed. IMO Warriors win tonight. Klay or Wiggins need to score more and Draymond will have a game. That being said I promised GA I wouldn't bet on the game tonightno bet but win.
    Jays -140ish or -1.5 +120 win either way

    Congrats to the Lightning. Back to back champs make the Finals again.
    Flawless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Flawless.
    Me too.

    I didn’t want you to think there were no more heroes left in America Simp. 3-0 today. The Mets loss was a late game from yesterday and I took my L then.

    I’ll have to look into your Rita Moreno excuse. In the meantime I have shunned the Jays. I have been burned by them too many times when they were called upon to perform service as chalk parlay fillers. Yankees baby.

    I haven’t been fading the Dodgers anymore. Not even Kershaw yesterday. The thrill is gone. I think the ploppies have capitulated on the idea that they are the greatest team ever assembled in history.

    Dodgers fail was a exclusive summer tradition and now everyone is sharing something that was very private and special.

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    Remember Mike Minor. Fade him.

    Merrill Kelly is one of the most predictable pitchers in baseball this year. Aside from a disasterous start on May 17th against the Dodgers (8 ER, 2 innings), he has allowed 3 ER or fewer in every start since April 20. Most of his starts see 3 runs allowed and 5-7 IP. Not the guy you want on the mound in a pitcher's duel, but a guy you're happy to have going for you if the opposing pitcher sucks ass.

    Well, today the opposing pitcher sucks ass. Mike Minor shouldn't be in MLB anymore, and probably won't be rather soon.

    Rather than worry about the bullpens and their follies, just go for a first-5 bet. High chance Kelly will pitch all 5 of those innings, and Minor will be knocked out already.

    Arizona (M. Kelly) -0.5 runs -105 vs. Cincinnati (Minor) FIRST 5 INNINGS

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    Hard to pick anyone from the top of the market this week. Don’t think anyone stands out at the 10-20 to 1 price point.

    I’ve got shares of smith and Zal from a while back in the 30’s which I’m glad to hold.

    I got some Cameron Young at 70 which at that number I wish I had more of.

    The three players who have been in great form for most of the year who “are ready” to win a US Open are Fitzgerald, Lowry and Niemann. All are priced right

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    Bankroll booster Jays -1.5 -140

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    Me and every other human taking the home time on the run line cause we like breaking rules. -1.5 Jays -140

    Marlins team total over 3.5 -110
    Marlins +112

    Thinking about Mariners but I shouldn’t

    I need the Warriors to overachieve

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    This brings me great joy and I’m a Bostonian.

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    Dave could offer a package deal. Your writing. Druff’s talking.

    But instead he wasted 30k

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Remember Mike Minor. Fade him.

    Merrill Kelly is one of the most predictable pitchers in baseball this year. Aside from a disasterous start on May 17th against the Dodgers (8 ER, 2 innings), he has allowed 3 ER or fewer in every start since April 20. Most of his starts see 3 runs allowed and 5-7 IP. Not the guy you want on the mound in a pitcher's duel, but a guy you're happy to have going for you if the opposing pitcher sucks ass.

    Well, today the opposing pitcher sucks ass. Mike Minor shouldn't be in MLB anymore, and probably won't be rather soon.

    Rather than worry about the bullpens and their follies, just go for a first-5 bet. High chance Kelly will pitch all 5 of those innings, and Minor will be knocked out already.

    Arizona (M. Kelly) -0.5 runs -105 vs. Cincinnati (Minor) FIRST 5 INNINGS
    This was just brutal.

    4-1 Arizona in the 5th. Brandon Drury pops off a 3-run HR and ties the game 4-4. Arizona doesn't score in bottom 5th, and I take the super hard luck loss on this bet.

    Arizona lost the game 5-4, but that wasn't relevant to my bet.

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    Tough loss Druff.

    San are you hedging now on Warriors or letting it ride? I'm riding but it's for a mountain bike not a used car.

    Boston's defense is great, but the Warriors offense is legendary.

    Curry - 0/9 from three. Awful shooting game
    Klay - medium game.
    Draymond - decent game on defense but atrocious offense + got 6 fouls

    Wiggins - carried the team. Great offense and defense (12 defensive rebounds)
    Poole - 14 pts in 14 mins
    GP 2 - 15 pts in 26 mins.

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    That last game was so retarded I just have to believe every the series is a total flip. You know all the stats as well as I do.

    I have to lock in some profit with Boston favored tonight yet Boston +290 series. I have Warriors +600. I’ll leave most of the Warriors out there just for a degenerate gamble.

    Scott Foster “The Extender” tonight & pretty good tv ratings? They ain’t cutting the season short. This is a 7 game coin flip.

    Good call Jays. Examine the MLB streaks some time today. I tried to get cute with Marlins and it really wasn’t wrong but I didn’t need to flip coins last night.

    Good card tonight. I’m insta avoiding Kikuchi tonight tho, right? Obv on Dodgers with their ace vs Thor on the road. It’s a pretty simple night. Fried vs the last minute Nationals pitching change. Parlay piece. Fried doesn’t have good #’s vs Nats but that was a different Nats. Will look deeper later
    Last edited by Sanlmar; 06-14-2022 at 06:16 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    I have to lock in some profit with Boston favored tonight yet Boston +290 series. I have Warriors +600. I’ll leave most of the Warriors out there just for a degenerate gamble.
    Well done, sir. Having both sides of the series at +600 and +290 is massive. Congrats on locking in a futures win.

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    Here’s a Jays idea. Modesty forbids expounding on it.

    Baltimore Orioles/Toronto Blue Jays over 5 -120 for 1st 5 Innings


    I had a tough time choosing a font that was deserving of such a wager. Bold just doesn’t do it justice.


    Everything else is obvious and a question of packaging.

    Dodgers/Giants/Yankees/Braves/Red Sox


    How about a Druff-style Reds F5 -110?

    I just saw the CAD was $1.29 ….. that surprised me. Gotta think the DeSantis Disney Dream vacation is out again this year.

    What do you think of David Portnoy as a running mate? One of those, “why didn’t I think of that”, right?


    Gonna look at hockey but I know I’ll choose poorly.
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    I heard a great idea

    DeChambeau & Mickelson are gonna get heckled mercilessly in Boston. Should fade them in a heads up match. I know shit about golf

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    Swear I saw mickelson this morning. Not listed now.
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    Another bet on Ari/Cin.

    Tyler Mahle is starting to get right. Three straight strong starts. Zach Davies has had two straight good starts. They face each other tonight.

    Cincinnati (Mahle) at Arizona (Davies) - Under 9 -120

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    Don't wanna jinx it, but a 0-0 score midgame is good for an under, right?

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