A dead dog just prevetned Kristi Noem from being Trump's VP

[Dan Druff]

South Dakota governor Kristi Noem was a fast rising star in the Republican Party.

Conservative, popular within the party, and pretty (especially for her 52 years), she had a bright future. She has been fairly tight with Trump for years, and many thought she was the likely VP candidate for 2024. Trump would definitely benefit from picking a female VP, as white suburban female voters continue to be one of his electoral weaknesses.

Then came the first strike against Noem. She was apparently having an affair with former Trump strategist Corey Lewandowski.

However, it's 2024, not 1984, so affairs are no longer a dealbreaker in politics. Bill Clinton changed all of that. And while we had our share of good husbands since Clinton, in GW Bush and Barack Obama, we were back to more of the same in Hillary Clinton (basically a sham marriage) and Donald Trump (who cheated on Melania and other wives often). And then there's Biden with his creepy sniffing of women and young girls.

Even Nikki Haley had affairs with multiple men, while her husband was away.

Kristi Noem, however, was seen as a good family woman -- until the stories about Lewandowski came out.

Still, given how people don't care about these affairs much beyond gossip these days, the rumors didn't slow down Noem very much. But what did? A dead dog.

In her new book, Noem oddly confessed to shooting dead her 14-month-old dog because it ate her chickens and tried to bite her when she tried to stop it. This outraged people on social media, especially because Noem portrayed the shooting matter-of-factly as something that was necessary, rather than something which upset her.

She has some defenders, claiming that shooting dogs is common in rural communities when the animal is a problem, and that in the city people just bring the troubled pet to the pound to basically do the same thing. That might be true, but the optics here are terrible.

One off-putting situation or story can make or break you in politics (unless you're Donald Trump), and this might end up defining Noem.

In short, Noem was a moron and hung herself here. It's not like a former close friend or neighbor revealed the dog story. Nobody knew about this, and she published it on her own in her recent book. Everyone loves dogs, and this story resonates with people. It doesn't help that the dog itself is cute and innocent looking, making it hard to picture Noem putting down a vicious animal.

She tried to make a weak defense of this, but it failed:

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Now this meme is going around, which mocks both the dog killing and the Lewandowski affair:



Ouch.

I think she's done. This baggage is the last thing Trump needs, as the presumptive favorite right now.

[Dan Druff]

The big problem for Noem here is that it's not just the libs going after her.

Many conservative influencers were shocked by the dog shooting revelation, especially the cold way in which it was described that she took the animal to the "gravel pit" on her property and shot it dead because it was "less than worthless" and "untrainable".

I just can't see her coming back from this. Fortunately for Trump, this book was published before he selected his VP candidate, so he can just quietly pass her over now.

The book release was intended to portray Noem as a strong country woman with solid values and a give-no-shits attitude, but they underestimated how much people love animals -- especially dogs.

Total fail.

[mickeycrimm]

The first thing you learn in ranching country is don't let your dog run cows if you want it to live. Ranchers shoot dogs that run cows. They shoot them dead with no apologies. Why do they shoot them? Because a running cow doesn't gain weight. That's it. That's all.

They will kill your dog just so their cow can gain weight and they don't give a fuck what social media says about it. They don't spend any time trying to explain it to city fucks.

So if Noem's dog was a chicken killer? Shoot it!

There needs to be some hard evidence of an affair or it's just tabloid journalism.

[Dan Druff]

The first thing you learn in ranching country is don't let your dog run cows if you want it to live. Ranchers shoot dogs that run cows. They shoot them dead with no apologies. Why do they shoot them? Because a running cow doesn't gain weight. That's it. That's all.

They will kill your dog just so their cow can gain weight and they don't give a fuck what social media says about it. They don't spend any time trying to explain it to city fucks.

So if Noem's dog was a chicken killer? Shoot it!

There needs to be some hard evidence of an affair or it's just tabloid journalism.

The affair is likely. Not proven 100%, but very close.

Shooting the dog is much less of a big deal than stupidly writing about it in a book when you want to be VP. And if you are going to write about it, you need to frame it like something awful which hurt your heart, not the equivalent of throwing a year-old toaster in the trash because it keeps burning breakfast.

Huge fuckup on her part, and even most conservative influencers are crying foul.

The basic rule of politics when you're sitting in a good spot: Just don't fuck up.

[BCR]

I actually find her banging Lewandowski far more egregious than her killing the dog, and I love dogs. I found her one of the hottest 50 year old women I’ve ever seen, and when that story came out a few years ago, I could never look at her again. Lewandowski is that big of a dork.

[JimmyG_415]

Kill a puppy who is trained to hunt for hunting????
Fuck you, you fucking scumbag.
That isn't the only answer.

The first thing you learn in ranching country is don't let your dog run cows if you want it to live. Ranchers shoot dogs that run cows. They shoot them dead with no apologies. Why do they shoot them? Because a running cow doesn't gain weight. That's it. That's all.

They will kill your dog just so their cow can gain weight and they don't give a fuck what social media says about it. They don't spend any time trying to explain it to city fucks.

So if Noem's dog was a chicken killer? Shoot it!

There needs to be some hard evidence of an affair or it's just tabloid journalism.

[cleatus]

trumps vp will have the surname of trump.

there's 2 shitheads looking to copy Jared's amazing $2 billion deal with the House of Saud.

45 needs complete and absolute loyalty.

[TheXFactor]

It's always the hot-looking women that are bat-shit crazy.

When people are fucking, sometimes they dress the same and make the same facial expressions.

[thiefcatcher]

The first thing you learn in ranching country is don't let your dog run cows if you want it to live. Ranchers shoot dogs that run cows. They shoot them dead with no apologies. Why do they shoot them? Because a running cow doesn't gain weight. That's it. That's all.

They will kill your dog just so their cow can gain weight and they don't give a fuck what social media says about it. They don't spend any time trying to explain it to city fucks.

So if Noem's dog was a chicken killer? Shoot it!

There needs to be some hard evidence of an affair or it's just tabloid journalism.

It was a 14 month old bird dog that killed chickens after she let it escape from her truck at someone's house. It wasn't chasing cows. It was all her fault. Dogs do what dogs do. It's easy to give one away. If it bit at her, she can give it someone who is capable of handling it. I'm sure she knows someone. She was trying to show how tough she was lol.

[Orko]

TLDR Fuck the phony ass Bimbo, she's a splendiud example of the type of person who literally destroyed the country's future.
You can take one look into her eyes and see she's a Christian whacko.
She's as phony as a plastic banana and since she loves Israel so much, you know what don't get me started.
Fuck that bitch, you know she's pig under that make up and photo filters and whatever they use.
Lol what a greasy pig, next...

[Sloppy Joe]

Really amazed it even matters, given what Team Retard Jesus is able to tolerate at the top of the ticket.

He's going to need someone to check a box or distract through some media cycles, someone like Pence won't cut it this time around.

LOL Team Retard

[mickeycrimm]

The first thing you learn in ranching country is don't let your dog run cows if you want it to live. Ranchers shoot dogs that run cows. They shoot them dead with no apologies. Why do they shoot them? Because a running cow doesn't gain weight. That's it. That's all.

They will kill your dog just so their cow can gain weight and they don't give a fuck what social media says about it. They don't spend any time trying to explain it to city fucks.

So if Noem's dog was a chicken killer? Shoot it!

There needs to be some hard evidence of an affair or it's just tabloid journalism.

The affair is likely. Not proven 100%, but very close.

Shooting the dog is much less of a big deal than stupidly writing about it in a book when you want to be VP. And if you are going to write about it, you need to frame it like something awful which hurt your heart, not the equivalent of throwing a year-old toaster in the trash because it keeps burning breakfast.

Huge fuckup on her part, and even most conservative influencers are crying foul.

The basic rule of politics when you're sitting in a good spot: Just don't fuck up.

You know damn well this story was scrutinized by lefty journos everywhere. It would have been in the MSM 24/7/365 if lefty journos found any real evidence. Until real evidence is produced it's just slanderous hit piece.

But she did fuck up with the dog story. City fucks just will never understand a story like that. In the rural south they shoot hunting dogs that won't hunt.

I wasn't supporting her for VP but she's done a great job for South Dakota. Remember, SD didn't lock down when the rest of the country did. Their covid stats are no worse than the states that did lock down.

[mickeycrimm]

Kill a puppy who is trained to hunt for hunting????
Fuck you, you fucking scumbag.
That isn't the only answer.

Ranchers shoot maggots like you too.

In China they eat the fucking dog.

[Sloppy Joe]

Kill a puppy who is trained to hunt for hunting????
Fuck you, you fucking scumbag.
That isn't the only answer.

Ranchers shoot maggots like you too.

In China they eat the fucking dog.

You're lucky much of the country has shifted their views on homosexuality; surely you dodged more than a few close calls rolling fags in the village back when the legs worked.

Two grown men masquerading as 'roommates' still makes one's stomach turn but your comrades brave enough to be out of the closet were well coordinated and make shit change for the better.