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Chaps' 2017-18 NFL $$ Thread
i'm at work.
boss told me to chill out.
it's 4:20
i'm blazing it up.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
I'm sure if there's anyway to fuck with this guy, PFA can figure out how to do it...
Dear Beneficiary
I am Peter Douglas Director Inspection Unit United Nations Inspection Agent in Hartsfield–Jackson Atlanta International Airport Atlanta GA. We are rounding up for the second Quater of the auditing, all abandom Consignment in US Airports are being transfer to our facilities here for inspection and confiscation. but During our investigation, I discovered An abandoned shipment on your name which was transferred to our facility here in Hartsfield–Jackson Atlanta International Airport and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in a Metal Trunk Box. The consignment was abandoned because the Content was not properly declared by the consignee as money, rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid diversion by the Diplomatic Agent also the Diplomat inability to pay for Non Inspection Fees.
On my assumption, the boxes will contain more that $6M and the consignment is still left in storage facility till today. The Consignment is a metal box with weight of about 242LBS (Internal dimension: W61 x H156 x D73 (cm). Effective capacity: 680 L.)Approximately.
The details of the consignment including your name the official document from United Nation office in London are tagged on the Metal Trunk box.
I want to use my good office and clear the Consignment and deliver it to you. If you WILL ACCEPT MY CONDITION AND want us to transact the delivery for mutual benefit, you should provide your name, Phone Number and full address, to cross check if it corresponds with the address on the official document including the name of nearest Airport around you and other details. You should send the required details to me for onward delivery.
All communication must be held extremely confidential. I can get everything concluded within 24 to 48 hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery. But it must be on the condition that you will give me 30% of the amount contained in the boxes and i must get assurance from you concerning my 30% before i will proceed.
I want us to transact this business and share the money, since the shipper have abandoned it and ran away. I will pay for the Non inspection fee and arrange for the boxes to be moved out of this Airport to your address, Once i am through, i will deploy the services of a secured shipping Company to provide the security it needs to your doorstep. or i can bring it by myself to avoid any more trouble. But i will share it 70% to you and 30% to me. But you have to assure me of my 30%. do respond to me if you are interested to conclude this with me.
Respond to my direct Email: pdouglas19688@gmail.com
Looking forward to hear from you
Best Regards,
Peter Douglas
INSPECTION OFFICER
My first thought was why Is Chaps holding a tampon?!Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps
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What does your State hate the most?
LOL...Nevada hates Feminism and Mississippi hates Anal Sex.
not my idea of a prefered method of death. no pictures, thankfully.
"Man found dead at McDonald’s parking lot died of meth, heat" ruled an accident.
https://www.reviewjournal.com/local/...-of-meth-heat/
For some strange reason, Massachusetts hates Eli manning.What does your State hate the most?
LOL...Nevada hates Feminism and Mississippi hates Anal Sex.
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Fun if you can write it off on your taxes, you'll get twice the deduction!
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"Siri...Please stop snitching on me and stop telling Apple my secrets."
Alex Jacob's twitter account has been taken over by his wife who is pretty much crushing him with cheating accusations, and he's trying to delete the tweets as soon as they come up. Follow along at https://twitter.com/whoisalexjacob/with_replies
Lets see if I can ruin birthday cake for germophobes.
Factoid: Blowing Out Birthday Candles Increases Cake Bacteria by 1,400 Percent
http://www.ccsenet.org/journal/index...cle/view/67217his study examined the potential spread of bacteria when blowing out candles on a birthday cake. Preliminary tests of blowing on nutrient agar indicated that bioaerosols in human breath expelled from the mouth may be a source of bacteria transferred to cake surfaces. To test aerosol transfer to cake, icing was spread evenly over foil then birthday candles were placed through the foil into a Styrofoam™ base. After consuming pizza, test subjects were asked to extinguish the candles by blowing. Icing samples were sterilely recovered then surface plated, to determine the level of bacterial contamination. Blowing out the candles over the icing surface resulted in 1400% more bacteria compared to icing not blown on. Due to the transfer of oral bacteria to icing by blowing out birthday candles, the transfer of bacteria and other microorganisms from the respiratory tract of a person blowing out candles to food consumed by others is likely.
Disgusting, wipe off the top layer of icing.
Cute vid. Sister waiting for her older brothers school bus... She's barely old enough to walk.
https://twitter.com/twt/status/892262433347301376
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We've all emptied our sacks in risky spots before. But these alley cats should get a few weeks in jail for this.
https://twitter.com/twt/status/893191726545985537
low class but I don't think he deserved to get slammed with a bicycle
Gotta disagree there.
Young kids can't unsee that and it's not an image they're likely to forget in a hurry. You can actually hear one of the fellas off scene who's got his kids with him sound really upset.
Think it was just about the correct proportion of physical retribution.
Gotta disagree there.
Young kids can't unsee that and it's not an image they're likely to forget in a hurry. You can actually hear one of the fellas off scene who's got his kids with him sound really upset.
Think it was just about the correct proportion of physical retribution.
By the sound of his voice you could tell that he doesn't take care of his kids, much less live with them. I wouldn't feel too bad for him.
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