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    I知 feeling salty

    Thinking about applying to target and Starbucks and taping the interview lol. Just for fun.
    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

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    Please do.
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    Porn hub already has lots of those.

    Might want to try something new. Maybe Shake Shack or Popeyes.

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    Do it!

    I worked a shit job minimum wage job for one day in 2005 -- my best year in poker.

    Why?

    I wanted to live a day in the life of Master Scalir.

    He worked for a telemarketing firm, and I heard so much about the place and all the characters there, I had to be part of it. I applied, very much dialed down my work and education history (claiming I only graduated high school, and had some low-level tech jobs), and got instantly hired.

    What pissed me off was the fact that I was put in the "B" room, which was for the newer hires. You had to prove yourself to work in the "A" room. However, anyone from the "A" room could choose to work in the "B" room for a day if they wanted. I had no idea of the A/B shit, or I wouldn't have done this at all. Master Scalir suggested I work there for a day, and pitched it that I'd be working by him and get to see all his antics. I was very disappointed about the B room, where I was away from him and everyone else he had mentioned.

    While there, I asked him to downgrade to the "B" room for one day, and he refused. He claimed it would look bad if he downgraded, as if he couldn't handle the A room, and we weren't supposed to be friends, as he didn't want my quitting after a day to reflect badly on him. (The story was that I just peripherally knew him the past.)

    It was kinda interesting being a telemarketer for a day, and experiencing life on the "other end" of the line. I was an "opener" and actually led to a few sales. LOL

    I called the next day, claimed I broke my leg, and could no longer get down there. That was that. They mailed me my tiny paycheck.

    Unbeknownst to me, Master Scalir also asked a mid-20s girl there what she thought of me. He asked because she had previously told him she was a Republican, and liked somewhat older guys. Apparently Ken told her I was also a Republican (not sure how he was supposed to know this), and asked what she thought of me. She said she was attracted to me and would definitely go out with me if I asked. Ken told me this after I "quit". However, I already had a long term girlfriend at the time (Miri), and he knew that. He said, "Well if you two ever break up, I'll get her number for you." When Miri and I had a several month breakup three years later, I actually remembered this and asked Ken to get her number. By then she had quit, and he had no way to find her. Sad!

     
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      Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe: I telemarketed for 3 weeks and was the best but that is the worst job I ever had. I walked out on lunch break and never came back

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    Leave em with a salty gift.

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    The reason all workers deserve a living wage is because all workers need to be alive. Not very complex.

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    totally normal thing for someone to do who definitely didnt lose their nurse license and then spend every cent they had on a pond to impress a bunch of absolute and total strangers on a forum that couldnt care less if she lived or died.

     
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      splitthis: Another bad take, hometown buffet calling
      
      David USF: Offset. I thought it was fuckin' brilliant.
      
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      Serial Fail: Brilliant post
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Hey ugly bitch, look around you are losing everywhere
    Fat fucking ugly fat faced bitch

     
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      splitthis: Maids
    Last edited by limitles; 04-20-2024 at 05:03 PM.

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    What does Scalir do now?

    Whatever happened to that asshole girl who was friends with Ken, not Colleen, the super bitchy one?

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    Lol at losers who have comments that either never had a family or lost theirs.

    Peak pfa. Rofl.

     
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      David USF: The wrong sibling died
    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Lol at losers who have comments that either never had a family or lost theirs.

    Peak pfa. Rofl.
    Why did you stop nursing?

    Screams desperation to go from a career like that to being trained by 20 year olds ill-equipped to handle autistic meltdowns over coupons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Lol at losers who have comments that either never had a family or lost theirs.

    Peak pfa. Rofl.
    Why did you stop nursing?

    Screams desperation to go from a career like that to being trained by 20 year olds ill-equipped to handle autistic meltdowns over coupons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Lol at losers who have comments that either never had a family or lost theirs.

    Peak pfa. Rofl.
    Why did you stop nursing?

    Screams desperation to go from a career like that to being trained by 20 year olds ill-equipped to handle autistic meltdowns over coupons.
    Cannot support the pharmed weaponization of people.

    Refuse the jab and can稚 participate in the deluge of problems caused by it.

    The only reason I want to interview is to make lib companies spin dummy.

    Lol Popeyes no thanks don稚 want to get killed rofl.

     
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      Serial Fail: Wasting your time to own the libs. What a pathetic life
    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

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    Love my current job, all freedom, no rules, no accountability. Best job of my life. Gonna do another 1-2 years while I finish rehabbing this house then gonna sell and put it all in a nice place for my kid and her growing family while I retire in a casita next to it.

    Small cabin in the woods for summers of course.

    Garrett give me advice, should I attempt to redo hardwood upstairs by myself or get someone like you.

     
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      garrett: Skilled Labor always hire someone good with the tools
    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Love my current job, all freedom, no rules, no accountability. Best job of my life. Gonna do another 1-2 years while I finish rehabbing this house then gonna sell and put it all in a nice place for my kid and her growing family while I retire in a casita next to it.

    Small cabin in the woods for summers of course.

    Garrett give me advice, should I attempt to redo hardwood upstairs by myself or get someone like you.
    What's your current job?

     
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