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  1. 09-08-2013, 09:14 PM #1
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    So I was cutting down shit with a chainsaw today

    Fucking wear safety glasses with that shit. Piece of wood shot in my eye and now errythin blurryyyyyy. Pray for my recovery. Love, splitthis.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Fucking wear safety glasses with that shit. Piece of wood shot in my eye and now errythin blurryyyyyy. Pray for my recovery. Love, splitthis.
    Terrible, I assume you got your ass in the doctor toot sweet?

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    I call bullshit. Split, that noise was the sound of your vibrator blaring away and then your toy boy blinded you with his own spraying power tool.

     
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    At least it didnt end up in yo brown eye WOOP WOOP!
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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    at least it's not a stroke

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