Throughout my life I have noticed a disturbing trend about people that brag about shit. Usually, they are lying. At first their story sounds impressive but then as it sinks in you realize something is off. Than you think wait if this guy/girl was really so badass why do they need to tell me how badass they are? Wouldn't they just be able to hang out and let their badassedness shine through in everything that they do? Then I wonder why they feel the need to make sure that I, a complete fucking stranger, need to know (or at least need to believe) that they make, say 200k a year, or bang nothing but hot chicks, or snort only the finest Peruvian powder.
Why is that two minutes before I knew nothing of their existence but two minutes later all of a sudden they have this urge to ensure that I do in fact know (or believe) that they are a bad motherfucker when in fact everything that people brag about is usually lies filled with bullshit. So you want me to be impressed at you for something that isn't true? I don't get it and probably never will but then again, I don't care. I don't care if you know I am broke as fuck, I don't care that I bang ugly chicks with missing teeth, I don't care that I drive around a volvo that has more miles than your mom. Nigga I don't give a fuck.