I never have understood people who order room service. I can think of anything worse that eating two feet from the bed, and the bathroom 5 feet a way. The ONLY way I would consider room service is if it were a suite, but that is even a reach.
When I travel I see plates of half eaten food outside people's door for hours at a time. What the fuck is the matter with you? Are you that fucking lazy you can't go downstairs and eat? That shit is nasty to look at when I walk by so keep that in mind. I really don't need to see a bunch of aged french fries smothered in ketchup at 8am.
Also, the thought of eating basically 5 feet where I shit, especially if I am sharing the room with a lady is not appealing at all. Plus the one time I did order room service, the place stunk like food all day.
On another note, if you like those "romantic breakfast in bed" you really have some issues. Why the fuck would anyone eat waffles and eggs in bed. What is your problem?
Also really stupid are those bed and breakfasts where you share a house with some strangers. How ridiculous is it waiting in line in the morning to take a shit with a bunch of strangers? Not sure if I want to be walking out of the bathroom with the sports section and have some hot chick I never met walking in behind me.