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    Ryland in Laughlin (trip report)

    As I turn the corners decending the hills I could start to see the emerging lights of Laughlin. Upon arrival entering the city I was greeted by this...





    LOL what a huge fail. All i'm thinking is wow...So Ghetto the huge welcome sign is not even functioning properly...Probably the most important patch of lights in the entire city ROFL

    I had decided on the Tropicana Resort for my stay.

    I get into my room and go to the end of the hallway to buy a Dr. pepper. SOLD OUT I see. I click the Sprite tab thinking ok this will do...SOLD OUT...wow...Coke? Sold out...
    In my anger I click the water tab and sigh sure enough it wasen't sold out. I had just spent $2 on a small bottle of water...All I was thinking was holy shit Druff would kill me.

    When I get back I admire the view for a bit that I had paid an extra $20 for but as I'm trying to admire the view again all i'm thinking is wow Druff would never get this top floor view room upgrade being a cheap Jew.




    Down below I could see two huge hot tubs and a pool thinking alright i'll hit this up with her sometime on the trip. Soon after I enter an epic nap I was awoken with 6 missed calls. All i'm thinking is wow she wants it bad. We go to a 24 hour restraunt and get a pizza at the bar in Colorado Bell Casino. A+ Not more than 30 minutes later we are in bed sexing. She ends up spending the whole night all over me.



    Also no room service at the tropicana despite it being this ginormous complex with multiple restraunts below. So the following day we met up at the Golden Nugget casino down the river and
    they have a Bubba Gumps Shrimp Co. in there and wow I haven't been to one of these since I was a kid while on vacation while in California. C- ended up tasting like cafeteria food. Next time i'll be sure to go to the salt grass steak house instead!



    Next up the following day was dedicated to mostly poker at the Colorado Belle Casino



    I learned the only games running where 2/4 and 3/6 and sure enough it was all old people that is UNTIL I BUSTED THEM ALL LOL. I then sat there taunting people who walked by to
    come play me and before you know it we had a full table of ALL young people playing 1/2 no limit. LMAO




    It was by far one of the most halarious and fun poker games of my life. One of the funniest
    hands was I had Q3 and I had announced raise before it was my turn to act and the black dude raised and I folded my hand LOL and the dealer was like
    nope you must call and play the hand and the black guy was laughing like HAHA YUP YOU KEEP THEM CARDS YOU PLAYING NOW BOY! I then say Oh man if I own you this hand I wanted to fold
    you will never hear the end of it. By an act of god my Q3 flops Q33 vs his K3 LOL. Other than that I bust most of the people but so much went to rake
    and the last two people standing ended up running some coolers on me and I called it a night.





    This kid re-bought for around $400 $20 at a time LOL

    That night after meeting up and banging this broad again
    she whispered into my ear "I want to tell you something".


    No...I..."Have to tell you something".


    "I'm married but I want to continue seeing you and the marriage is not going to work out anyway"








     
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    The pic of the girl is not too revealing.
    Need more pics before rushing to judge.

    She does kinda look like a young Beth Shak though.

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    Good trip report and pics. Girl looks nice, has that girl next door/ marrying type look.

    Eyebrows look under control...congrats

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    "I'm married but I want to continue seeing you and the marriage is not going to work out anyway"

    Make sure this doesn't end up as Martha and Micon pt 2.

    O and if she's one of your ladies doing porno peepshows, spread the love, throw up some pix in NSFW spoilers.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by zealanddonk View Post

    O and if she's one of your ladies doing porno peepshows, spread the love, throw up some pix in NSFW spoilers.

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    Good TR.

    Need some picks of the sexing tho.
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    Wait, I thought you were dating Amy?

     
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    So how exactly does she sneak away from her husband and get doggy and reach her hand back on cam?

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    "I'm married but I want to continue seeing you and the marriage is not going to work out anyway"


    Ryland, did you give her money when you left?



    Because her words sure sounds like a line de$igned to pressure you (wonder where she learned that?)
    You see, she knows you a big spender, the kind that pays an extra $20 for an upgraded room and drops $2 on bottled water...


    what happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas

     
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    9 months from now....

    RY RY vs the husband

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    Great report, but I do wonder how she's able to spend all of this time with you if she's married. Where is the husband? Is he in the military? There are a number of trashy girls in Bullhead/Laughlin who are married to military guys (often for the benefits) and cheat on their husbands.

    She looks pretty good, though, and honestly if she's 21 and already cheating on him, the marriage is dead anyway, so you're not exactly homewrecking.

    Still not exactly relationship material, as you don't want to get serious with a girl who cheats. If it's just sex, though, have at it.

    LOL @ $20 for that view. Admittedly it's better during the day (as you can see the river better), but still not worth $20.

    How much did you pay for the room?

    The $2 for water doesn't frustrate me much. You bought it from a machine, so that's fairly standard. If you're thirsty, you're thirsty, and sometimes you have to pay for a cold drink.

    Regarding Bubba Gump, I have been to that place once in my life. It was in Santa Monica, CA. I had the slowest service experience of my life. From the moment we sat down, it took like 20 minutes to even have the waitress show up, and it was all downhill from there. The biggest LOL thing was at the end where the waitress "took a break" and I wanted to pay and GTFO. I was told that it was the restaurant policy that the server had to take my payment, and that I'd have to wait for her to get back "in about 15 minutes" to pay. I told them no fucking way, and that I was offering to pay now, and if they refused to take my money, I was going to walk out. Finally after about a 5 minute back-and-forth, the manager backed down and said, "Okay, okay, I'll just erase the bill." I told her that I wasn't going to leave a tip for the terrible waitress, but that I wanted to instead give the tip to the kitchen staff and dish washers in the back. "Sorry, they're not allowed to accept tips," she said. I LOL'd and walked out.

    I played a little poker in Laughlin this year -- some 1-2 NL. The rake on the limit game was so horrible that I refused to play it. The competition was awful, as expected. It was a mix of loose-passive old men and some wannabe-hotshot young Asians who had predictable play styles and were easy to exploit. I won like $200, got bored, and quit.

    Ryland, did you notice a complete lack of hot chicks walking around in Laughlin? The few pretty girls I saw in that town were always walking around with their husbands/boyfriends. Unlike in Vegas, where you see tons of hot chicks either with other girls or by themselves, that is completely absent in Laughlin. I think this is because hot chicks probably think Laughlin is an unappealing destination, and therefore you only see them if their man drags them there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Great report, but I do wonder how she's able to spend all of this time with you if she's married. Where is the husband? Is he in the military? There are a number of trashy girls in Bullhead/Laughlin who are married to military guys (often for the benefits) and cheat on their husbands.
    Not sure but I did want to wonder over here multiple days prior but she said they timing wouldn't work so this 2 day stretch was just good timing for her.
    She looks pretty good, though, and honestly if she's 21 and already cheating on him, the marriage is dead anyway, so you're not exactly homewrecking.

    Still not exactly relationship material, as you don't want to get serious with a girl who cheats. If it's just sex, though, have at it.

    LOL @ $20 for that view. Admittedly it's better during the day (as you can see the river better), but still not worth $20.

    How much did you pay for the room?
    $60/night but they gave me free $10 internet with the upgrade.
    The $2 for water doesn't frustrate me much. You bought it from a machine, so that's fairly standard. If you're thirsty, you're thirsty, and sometimes you have to pay for a cold drink.

    Regarding Bubba Gump, I have been to that place once in my life. It was in Santa Monica, CA. I had the slowest service experience of my life. From the moment we sat down, it took like 20 minutes to even have the waitress show up, and it was all downhill from there. The biggest LOL thing was at the end where the waitress "took a break" and I wanted to pay and GTFO. I was told that it was the restaurant policy that the server had to take my payment, and that I'd have to wait for her to get back "in about 15 minutes" to pay. I told them no fucking way, and that I was offering to pay now, and if they refused to take my money, I was going to walk out. Finally after about a 5 minute back-and-forth, the manager backed down and said, "Okay, okay, I'll just erase the bill." I told her that I wasn't going to leave a tip for the terrible waitress, but that I wanted to instead give the tip to the kitchen staff and dish washers in the back. "Sorry, they're not allowed to accept tips," she said. I LOL'd and walked out.
    Was actully the best service I had ever experienced. The waitress came around almost too much! Things must of changed over the years because of horrendous complaints like yours. Still don't order anything fried it's not that good then.
    I played a little poker in Laughlin this year -- some 1-2 NL. The rake on the limit game was so horrible that I refused to play it. The competition was awful, as expected. It was a mix of loose-passive old men and some wannabe-hotshot young Asians who had predictable play styles and were easy to exploit. I won like $200, got bored, and quit.

    Ryland, did you notice a complete lack of hot chicks walking around in Laughlin? The few pretty girls I saw in that town were always walking around with their husbands/boyfriends. Unlike in Vegas, where you see tons of hot chicks either with other girls or by themselves, that is completely absent in Laughlin. I think this is because hot chicks probably think Laughlin is an unappealing destination, and therefore you only see them if their man drags them there.
    Nope! Not at all! I have to say this is totally a vacationing spot for families and old people. Only decent looking girls you are going to encounter are going to be there for work or ones who work nearby there just to gamble with their boyfriends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Great report, but I do wonder how she's able to spend all of this time with you if she's married. Where is the husband? Is he in the military? There are a number of trashy girls in Bullhead/Laughlin who are married to military guys (often for the benefits) and cheat on their husbands.

    She looks pretty good, though, and honestly if she's 21 and already cheating on him, the marriage is dead anyway, so you're not exactly homewrecking.

    Still not exactly relationship material, as you don't want to get serious with a girl who cheats. If it's just sex, though, have at it.

    LOL @ $20 for that view. Admittedly it's better during the day (as you can see the river better), but still not worth $20.

    How much did you pay for the room?

    The $2 for water doesn't frustrate me much. You bought it from a machine, so that's fairly standard. If you're thirsty, you're thirsty, and sometimes you have to pay for a cold drink.

    Regarding Bubba Gump, I have been to that place once in my life. It was in Santa Monica, CA. I had the slowest service experience of my life. From the moment we sat down, it took like 20 minutes to even have the waitress show up, and it was all downhill from there. The biggest LOL thing was at the end where the waitress "took a break" and I wanted to pay and GTFO. I was told that it was the restaurant policy that the server had to take my payment, and that I'd have to wait for her to get back "in about 15 minutes" to pay. I told them no fucking way, and that I was offering to pay now, and if they refused to take my money, I was going to walk out. Finally after about a 5 minute back-and-forth, the manager backed down and said, "Okay, okay, I'll just erase the bill." I told her that I wasn't going to leave a tip for the terrible waitress, but that I wanted to instead give the tip to the kitchen staff and dish washers in the back. "Sorry, they're not allowed to accept tips," she said. I LOL'd and walked out.

    I played a little poker in Laughlin this year -- some 1-2 NL. The rake on the limit game was so horrible that I refused to play it. The competition was awful, as expected. It was a mix of loose-passive old men and some wannabe-hotshot young Asians who had predictable play styles and were easy to exploit. I won like $200, got bored, and quit.

    Ryland, did you notice a complete lack of hot chicks walking around in Laughlin? The few pretty girls I saw in that town were always walking around with their husbands/boyfriends. Unlike in Vegas, where you see tons of hot chicks either with other girls or by themselves, that is completely absent in Laughlin. I think this is because hot chicks probably think Laughlin is an unappealing destination, and therefore you only see them if their man drags them there.
    I would be bitch slapping some chicks if I found that shit out. Fuck em. You don't go cheating on a guy you are married to who is risking life and limb for his country - either be faithful, or simply file for divorce and GTFO

     
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    You didn't explain how you met this girl. Other than that A+ report.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Ryland, did you notice a complete lack of hot chicks walking around in Laughlin? The few pretty girls I saw in that town were always walking around with their husbands/boyfriends. Unlike in Vegas, where you see tons of hot chicks either with other girls or by themselves, that is completely absent in Laughlin. I think this is because hot chicks probably think Laughlin is an unappealing destination, and therefore you only see them if their man drags them there.
    Druff that is because Laughlin is an unappealing destination, in fact, it is a giant shit hole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    You didn't explain how you met this girl. Other than that A+ report.
    Listen to this week's radio.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Great report, but I do wonder how she's able to spend all of this time with you if she's married. Where is the husband? Is he in the military? There are a number of trashy girls in Bullhead/Laughlin who are married to military guys (often for the benefits) and cheat on their husbands.

    She looks pretty good, though, and honestly if she's 21 and already cheating on him, the marriage is dead anyway, so you're not exactly homewrecking.

    Still not exactly relationship material, as you don't want to get serious with a girl who cheats. If it's just sex, though, have at it.

    LOL @ $20 for that view. Admittedly it's better during the day (as you can see the river better), but still not worth $20.

    How much did you pay for the room?

    The $2 for water doesn't frustrate me much. You bought it from a machine, so that's fairly standard. If you're thirsty, you're thirsty, and sometimes you have to pay for a cold drink.

    Regarding Bubba Gump, I have been to that place once in my life. It was in Santa Monica, CA. I had the slowest service experience of my life. From the moment we sat down, it took like 20 minutes to even have the waitress show up, and it was all downhill from there. The biggest LOL thing was at the end where the waitress "took a break" and I wanted to pay and GTFO. I was told that it was the restaurant policy that the server had to take my payment, and that I'd have to wait for her to get back "in about 15 minutes" to pay. I told them no fucking way, and that I was offering to pay now, and if they refused to take my money, I was going to walk out. Finally after about a 5 minute back-and-forth, the manager backed down and said, "Okay, okay, I'll just erase the bill." I told her that I wasn't going to leave a tip for the terrible waitress, but that I wanted to instead give the tip to the kitchen staff and dish washers in the back. "Sorry, they're not allowed to accept tips," she said. I LOL'd and walked out.

    I played a little poker in Laughlin this year -- some 1-2 NL. The rake on the limit game was so horrible that I refused to play it. The competition was awful, as expected. It was a mix of loose-passive old men and some wannabe-hotshot young Asians who had predictable play styles and were easy to exploit. I won like $200, got bored, and quit.

    Ryland, did you notice a complete lack of hot chicks walking around in Laughlin? The few pretty girls I saw in that town were always walking around with their husbands/boyfriends. Unlike in Vegas, where you see tons of hot chicks either with other girls or by themselves, that is completely absent in Laughlin. I think this is because hot chicks probably think Laughlin is an unappealing destination, and therefore you only see them if their man drags them there.
    I would be bitch slapping some chicks if I found that shit out. Fuck em. You don't go cheating on a guy you are married to who is risking life and limb for his country - either be faithful, or simply file for divorce and GTFO
    Some guys I knew when they were stationed at Camp Lejeune and Pendleton said there were guys who were marrying chicks under 'contract' marriages where the chick gets benefits and he gets extra money in his check for her and off base housing and there was nothingelse going on except a money exploitation of each other so the chick was able to fuck whoever she wanted and so was he. This could be the situation Ryland ran into possibly or may not.. Its been going on for decades.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryback_feed_me_more View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post

    I would be bitch slapping some chicks if I found that shit out. Fuck em. You don't go cheating on a guy you are married to who is risking life and limb for his country - either be faithful, or simply file for divorce and GTFO
    Some guys I knew when they were stationed at Camp Lejeune and Pendleton said there were guys who were marrying chicks under 'contract' marriages where the chick gets benefits and he gets extra money in his check for her and off base housing and there was nothingelse going on except a money exploitation of each other so the chick was able to fuck whoever she wanted and so was he. This could be the situation Ryland ran into possibly or may not.. Its been going on for decades.
    It goes both ways in the military, trust me on this one guys. The dudes get deployed and fuck around while the wives are staying at home and end up fucking around. I would like to say that it's horrible and against human nature but sadly from what I have seen it is actually more in line with human nature to fuck around then NOT fuck around. The people that stayed faithful to their spouses/significant others were a small small small minority. I mean fucking tiny.

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